When You Find A Fic On Your Favourite Ship, With An Amazing Plot And All The Tropes You Like.

magnum opus

Mario games: The world is grand and open, colorful and friendly! There are plenty of dangers, but there are also kindly residents all around willing to give you a word of advice or encouragement. You are light and springy, filled to the brim with joy and enthusiasm! There is a job to do, but the path on the way is a veritable playground. The horizon is the limit and the world is your oyster.

Luigi games: You're forced into tiny rooms and narrow hallways where everything is dark and ominous. The claustrophobia of your surroundings is emphasized by the heavy piece of machinery tied to your back, rendering you unable to climb or jump. The best you can do is run, and run you will, because everything wants you dead except for a morally grey old scientist who cares more about research than survival, and a ghost dog who doesn't even comprehend how much danger you're in. Good luck, fucker.

okay i need everyone to see the fucking sunset i just took two pictures of

proof that spiderman is for the gays and hoes only

Bitches are able to read hardcore bdsm porn fanfiction with a straight face but start to grin and squeak like an idiot as soon there is the smallest fluff.

That’s me, I’m bitches.

Luigi deliberately misidentifying animals to wind up Mario is peak sibling behavior.

Don’t ask what inspired me to produce this. I just loved the ‘why are you dressed like a BEAR?’ line from the movie so much XD.

This meme has been living in my brain for WEEKS. It’s finally out

I bring you an AU where Gregory, The Puppet, and the Music Men all work together to defeat Afton and put an end to the murders in Fazbear Entertainment. Enjoy!

 Puppet design by @doyoubelieveinwhateverr​ It was funky and I wanted it used!! Also the script is a parody of “They’ll Regret that Too” from Halo 2