Hazbin Headcanons

hazbin headcanons

my headcanons for hazbin hotel

tw for murder, manipulation, suicide, and corruption.

Charlie

-Cannot drink energy drinks. It will ruin her for the next few weeks. -Doesn’t look like it, but she listens to 90s rap.

-Cares so deeply about sinners and their struggles, but couldn’t care less about imps and their struggles. -Honestly kind of corrupt. Dare I say the sugary and sickly sweet variation of a politician.

Vaggie

-Is actually not Heaven born, and had a life on earth, but because she fit all the requirements to be an exorcist, they let her do it. They don’t let winners be exorcists anymore because they’re “imperfect” like vaggie was.

-Was verbally abused by Adam.

-Actually does still have an angel form of a moth, it’s just very subtle.

-Charlie tends to glow a lot, and moths are attracted to light.

-Is going to enter a villain arc after being in a toxic relationship with Charlie for so long.

-Very good friends with Husker. They bonded over hating alastor and pull pranks on him. Sometimes when Alastor has a moment, he lays down on the ground. When this happens, vaggie and husk poke him with a stick repeatedly.

Angel Dust

-A very complicated person. Doesn’t exactly fall into a category of person, and is instead just all over.

-Secretly a massive metal head. -His feet hurt from walking in heels constantly. -Horrified of spiders

-is occasionally possessed by the spirit of bigotry, causing him to say something like “GOD TOLD ME TO WIPE THE HOMOSEXUALS OFF OF MURRICA!1!1!1” in a really deep southern accent. He will then go back to normal and talk about how scary that was.

Alastor

-His father took his own life in front of Alastor when he was only 3

-He perceived Roo as an imaginary friend when he was alive. When he was a child-teen, Roo would manipulate him into killing people for her. Which doesn’t excuse it at all, btw. -Thinks he can fight hygiene.

-His name was Alexander when he was alive.

-He was an edgy teenager who would follow the stereotypical teen thing where you go up to your room and thrash to heavy metal when you’re upset. However, because heavy metal and thrashing weren’t really a thing at the time, he would go up to his room and tap dance in anger. He would plant bombs under people’s cars during Halloween and called himself “The Alligator” unironically as some type of street name.

Husker

-Chews up Alastor’s medication.

-Had some issues with his mother that led to him being the way he is. -Tired of living.

-Can build a tank engine from scratch. -catnip gives him headaches

-He’s actually chubby

Niffty

-Head is usually empty

-Lobotomized.

-Was married to Vox in the 50s. She was too emotional for his liking, so he had her lobotomized. But the lobotomy only made her violent. So he stabbed her 3 times with a screwdriver and dragged her dying self to a deep puddle of mud and threw her in the puddle to drown. This caused her need to keep everything clean. She only subconsciously realizes that.

I don’t have any sir pentious headcanons rn. I hope you liked the ones I have :)