I Cannot Explain How Much I Love This

Sounds right to me will

There are two types of people who have complete immunity when it comes to Hannibal's "eat the rude" ideology.

One is Will Graham.

The other is pregnant individuals.

So I like to think Will learns about the second category on a random day.

Will: So, the woman from the cash register was quite rude, wasn't she?

Hannibal: Very.

Will: What's to be done about it?

Hannibal: Nothing.

Will: She called you an asshole.

Hannibal: you often do too, Will. And I'm not eating you for that

Will: I say it lovingly. Besides, I have immunity, you like me when I'm rude.

Hannibal: That's right, you and the pregnant individuals have immunity.

Will: Was she pregnant?

Hannibal: Mhm.

Will: Oh. So that's your limit. Me and the mommies.

Hannibal: Will please-

Will: shouldn't they be like kinder eggs for you-

Hannibal: Get out of the car

October 19, 2024 through October 31, 2024 - Let's Get Spooky, ROTG Version.

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RISE OF THE GUARDIANS HALLOWEEN 2024: Prompts

19 October 2024 / Day One: Creak

20 October 2024 / Day Two: Darkness

21 October 2024/ Day Three: Cabin

22 October 2024 / Day Four: Castle

23 October 2024 / Day Five: Apparition

24 October 2024 / Day Six:  Dystopia

25 October 2024 / Day Seven: Howl

26 October 2024 / Day Eight: Talisman

27 October 2024/ Day Nine: Changeling

28 October 2024 / Day Ten: Slasher

29 October 2024 / Day Eleven: Transmogrify

30 October 2024 / Day Twelve: Orbit

31 October 2024 / Day Thirteen: Slither

i'll eventually make a whole post showing my HMS Terror Build but i really wanted to show yall this room...third lieutenant John Irving's cabin,, Theres a little minecraft bible on his little bookshelf

Might use these as prompts

Responses to “I love you”

Do you now?

Hah, I almost bought it.

You can be really convincing sometimes.

You won't fool me.

That's low. Even for you.

You deserve better than me.

Love is a lie. And I hate liars.

Don't lie to my face like that.

And would you love me if she didn't reject you?

I had it with your lies.

Shut up!

I don't want to hear it.

You almost got me there.

I've had enough of your lies.

I hate liars.

You lie pretty good, I'll give you that.

I don't want your love!

Don't you see I'm trying to move on?!

Go back to your wife. She's waiting for you.

You love me? Hah, that's good.

That's ridicoulus.

Then why did you kiss her?

No, I wonn't be the other woman.

You love me? That's rich.

You have no idea what love is.

No, I won't be the one to wreck your family.

If you say so.

Then why did you leave me?

Why didn't you say it earlier?

EXACTLY I did an 8 page paper on lobbying it’s one of the United States biggest issues with our system!

We need to end lobbyism as we know it. Corporate bribery is the worst way to provide a human right like health care.

Sad that $800 million/year in bribes costs us 650 billion/year in savings.

Fortune cookie better work

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

It’s awesome babes! Your writing is fabulous as usual!

Pericardium

prompt from @creativepromptsforwriting - "I love you. That's why I have to leave." "Well, I love you too and that's why you have to stay."

Thranduil brainrot is GETTING ME its GETTING ME

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This was getting unbearable, I thought to myself. Climbing the stairs leading to the gardens was not what I was referring to, though they were rather tiring.

The unbearable part was having to live like my heart wasn't beating.

Let me explain.

I moved into Mirkwood years ago, under the request of Lord Elrond of Rivendell. Assumedly, he'd thought that my experience with growing plants might be helpful in a place actively combating giant spiders.

He was right, as he normally is, but not for the reason he thought.

Instead, I'd found myself the right-hand of the Elven King himself. For no apparent reason at all - no background in diplomacy or in royal affairs helped rationalize just how I got here.

But that is not why you're here, is it?

Over the years by the King's side, I'd grown close to him. We shared hopes and heartbreaks, dreams and despairs. It felt healing, I suppose.

That closeness breached professionalism at times. It scared me.

Once that line was breached, there was no going back.

I had not even earned my position here. I was not a native to Mirkwood. How in Middle-Earth would Mirkwood's elves ever agree to such a union?

They would not, I decided. It made what I was about to do much easier.

I could not stop my heart from beating for long. I had to leave, quickly, before the traitorous thing choose to turn against logic yet again.

Surely Lord Elrond would welcome me back to Rivendell if I explained my situation, right?

The thought of leaving Mirkwood, the place I call home, as well as the king who rules it, forces my heart to skip a beat.

I must learn to live without a heart, I think. If only to curb the pain to come.

Rushing to the stables, I see my horse at the far end. My heart begins contracting in my chest. That is my cue to hurry the hell up, as the humans say.

One step after another. All to take me further away from here.

I clutch at my horse's hair. She dips her head down in recognition, letting me freely hug her close. My closest companion, now that I'm leaving.

It feels a little bit like burning at stake. Not that I know how that feels, but it's the most similar thing, I suppose.

My heart is being cooked in the flames of love.

I close my eyes to center myself for a minute. And like a good pie, I savor the moment.

Sighing, I open my eyes. "Let's get going, starlight."

"Go where?"

The sudden intrusion is startling, and I turn to look behind me.

Thranduil.

He looks stunning as always, like a star that's descended from the heavens. His eyes, the color of a clear sky, zeroed in on me.

"Well?" He tilts his head slightly. Every day I forget how speechless he makes me.

"I... I was just planning on taking a short ride around, my King."

To this he lifts an eyebrow. And smirks, damn him.

"Oh? May I accompany you, then?" He knows I can't deny him.

Not wanting him to know my true intent, I nod at him, "Certainly."

The slight smile gracing his face made everything else disappear. For a single moment, all I could see was him.

It took a minute to prepare, then we were off. Into the beautiful forest we call home.

~~~

I was busy admiring the tall grey-brown bark of the trees we were riding past when he broke the silence.

"Do you like it here?"

The question surprises me. Both in its suddenness and in its intimacy.

"Of course, my King. Why do you ask?"

I can feel his eyes on me, studying the map of my face. I can feel the blood pumping in my veins.

"If that's so, why does Elanor speak of your mentioning departure from Mirkwood?"

To this I advert my gaze. Caught.

He continues. "You seem to be more and more distant than usual. I can't help but wonder why."'

"Because I'm in love with you" My heart screams. I stay silent.

Thranduil notices this, and both his eyes and voice turn sharp.

"What are you hiding?"

I sigh softly. "My king, I must return to Rivendell."

He studies me, not believing a word.

"And I must leave soon. I did not want to cause any more burden to your shoulders, my King. That is why I did not tell you."

"You were never a burden. And did you not think of the panic your disappearance would cause in the palace? The panic you would cause me? You cannot just leave like that. Not without a proper reason." He gets more and more animated as he speaks, and I feel my temper rising to match his.

"I need to leave-"

"No you don't!"

"And go to Rivendell and-"

"Not without a reason! You can't just leave! I forbid it!"

His voice echoes in the forest. Mine follows suit.

"I love you! That's why I have to go!"

Ruined. That's what this friendship is.

He, for once, falls silent. His hair shifts as he turns to look at me, truly look at me. His eyes, once cold, are now softer.

"I love you too. And that's why you have to stay."

...What.

~~~

Brainrot is real because its happening to me

Holy shit just found you and I love this! Your designs of human undertale character’s are awesome!

What kind of person do you think MF papyrus goes for? I might have a bit of a crush of your human au MF papyrus 👉🏻👈🏻