Holy Shit Just Found You And I Love This! Your Designs Of Human Undertale Character’s Are Awesome!

EXACTLY I did an 8 page paper on lobbying it’s one of the United States biggest issues with our system!

We need to end lobbyism as we know it. Corporate bribery is the worst way to provide a human right like health care.

Sad that $800 million/year in bribes costs us 650 billion/year in savings.

Thranduil with a forgetful Significant Other

- If his SO is forgetful Thranduil will try to help in any way he can

- He will always either leave a note for you in the morning if he is busy and cannot join you for breakfast or he himself will list off things you might have forgotten over breakfast.

- Other times he’ll hint at something you have forgotten in a conversation

- “Mellon nin Lord Elrond responded to our letter he is to arrive in a few weeks time.”

- This usually sparks your memory such as remembering to start working on trade treaties for when Lord Elrond arrives

- If you misplace something and can’t seem to remember where you put it he’ll have the maids find it and put it back ‘where you left it’ so you don’t feel bad

- If you get angry at yourself for being forgetful Thranduil will reassure you everyone forgets sometimes, if that’s not enough he’ll make his letters or comments a little more specific so you have a more put together schedule

- He also does his best to be discreet about the forgetfulness so that others in the castle don’t begin to spread rumors

- Lots of times he’ll also mention times he forgot things like when he was a young prince he misplaced his crown

- If you write lists on your arm he’ll understand the practicality behind us but still doesn’t like it, he doesn’t like how it marks your body and how much more irked you get if you forget something that was on the list on your arm

- All in all if nothing else works Thranduil will give you so much affection that often times you forget about your anger towards your forgetfulness

- “Do not fret Mellon nin, it must not have been worth remembering… Unlike me”

Not Gonna lie just made this because I’m forgetful and have been having trouble with forgetting.

Dude I’ve been trying to get a part time for forever

Hell yeah

Perennial October mood.

Sabini: "Imagine if your wife cheated on you, what would… AAAAH !" Thomas: "Alfie." Alfie: "Yes ?" Thomas: "Did you just shoot Sabini in the leg ?" Alfie: "Yes." Thomas: "Okay." Alfie: "I'm hesitant to shoot you too, I must say. Between the fact that you're not defending the honor of your wife, one of my sisters-in-law, but especially that you're not defending the honor of my wife, your sister, my sweet treacle, who will never cheat on me." Thomas: "Y/N wouldn't be happy." Alfie: "I told you, I'm hesitant."

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Villain prompts:

Like it or not, you need me.

I don’t care how many of you I will have to kill. You won’t defeat me.

Join me.

Leave before I change my mind.

I’m running out of patience, dear.

Tell them what you told me.

I’m not a villain in your story. In theirs, yeah. But not in yours.

Do you know what really happened this day?

They took my family from me.

They didn’t pity me, so why would I pity them?

I’ll destroy everything you hold dear.

I don’t know how to forgive anymore.

Do you know my side of the story?

I’m the only chance you’ve got.

Don't panic. It won't hurt.

I don't need you anymore.

You think you've seen the worst of me? You've seen nothing yet.

You'll never see it coming.

I can't just let this go.

You're gonna regret standing against me.

I could have given you everything.

You don't get it. You don't know what they did to me.

It won't hurt much longer.

You have no idea what it takes to be like me. That's why you'll never win with me. Cause you don't have what it takes to do what you would have to do to defeat me.

"You're better than that." "Am I?"

I won't sacrifice myself.

You never had what it took.

I won't let you take anything from me.

Don't tell me about your moral code. You know nothing about what is right or wrong.

You can assume the worst about me. But don't you ever, never assume I'm naive.

The only one who is gonna die here is you, not me.

I won't let my emotions cloud my judgment.

You know I can't let you live when you know too much.

You could betray me. That's why I'll betray you first.

I never loved you.

I won't let you stand in my way of that.

You're gonna die here. There's no changing that.

Guards. Take her to her room. She'll wait for me there.

I can't promise you I won't kill you. But I can promise you I can make it hurtless.

You're begging me to take your life?

I've sacrificed enough.

You sent a child to fight ME?

If you give up now, you'll still have a chance of having a normal life you always dreamt of. Just turn back and leave. You don't have to make this sacrifice. It won't stop me either way. Just give up and we'll forget about all this nonsense.

If you want it so much, come and get it.

Bring them to their knees, darlin'.

You're a hero. You don't owe them anything.

You really think a child can defeat me?

I was always meant to be the bad guy. It's time for you to accept that.

I will bring them to their knees.

"You're so hard to please..." "I know."

You will bring them to your knees.

"Get on with it. Kill me." "Oh, no. I'm gonna take my time."

Taking anti-depressant pills?? Seeing a therapist??? Journaling???? No need babe, my fav writer just dropped another x reader fic.

I cannot explain how much I love this

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Me showing my mom the carpenter boy art: Yeah it’s so strange to think people don’t know who they are

My chaotic ass: I’m going to start calling Christians Bible Fangirls/boys

How does this keep happening to me