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As of today, my third GI Joe Renegades fanfiction is 59,000 words. I have nothing to say for myself. My fanfiction google doc is almost 100,000 words. Hopefully some of those other words will also be posted soon.

I don't really have anything else to say except to tell you to go read the fanfic if you want. It's the first one on the GI Joe Renegades AO3, so it's easy to find.

Maybe if you're feeling the love for our collective baby (taken from us far too soon) you could add a fanfiction of your own, too. Only if you want to. Just an idea.

Things to know about The Pirates.

There are Bandits who’ve never even seen the ocean but decide to go to sea in what basically amounts to a glorified dingy to catch a whale which they also have never seen but think it’s just a fish how big could it be while the one member of their band who’s an ex pirate keeps trying to educate a very unreceptive audience of bandits about the ocean.

And it might be my new favorite movie.

I've never seen "A Real American Hero", but this was iconic.

Also this.

I had to reblog this, given the current content of this blog.

Loid: Scarlett I can't tell you how grateful I am for you babysitting Anya on such short notice.

Scarlett: We were in the neighborhood always happy to help an old friend.

Loid: We?

WHOOMP!

Scarlett: See I'm learning Snake.

Snake-eyes:.......

Scarlett: Loid, Anya meet Snake-eyes my boyfriend

Anya: SO FAST!

Loid: (I am now regretting my choices)

I came across one of those ‘be grateful your throat doesn’t hurt right now’ posts on tumblr yesterday. And you’ll never guess what has happened to me now. I guess I wasn’t grateful enough.

Scarlett's smile at the end slays me.

RIP Tom Branson. He would've loved the TikTok Chauffeur meme.

since it’s a scary time to be trans: refuge restrooms is an app which maps gender-neutral/single-stall restrooms. it’s community-mapped, so it’s possible you might be the first person to log the restroom locations, but hopefully it’ll help some people.

please reblog this post if you’ve got trans followers. stay safe.

Shana gets home from work, and a night of domesticity ensues. Snake Eyes is a good husband. Shana contemplates how they'll adapt to their new lives following the events of the show.