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"He could hear the difference in your heartbeats," she says. As if that is a perfectly logical thing to say. As if the knowledge of that is a sign of a perfectly normal work dynamic.
Some days, you just wake up and remember how much of your beloved childhood media has found its way onto Tubi. And then you remember why you're like this.
As of today, my third GI Joe Renegades fanfiction is 59,000 words. I have nothing to say for myself. My fanfiction google doc is almost 100,000 words. Hopefully some of those other words will also be posted soon.
I don't really have anything else to say except to tell you to go read the fanfic if you want. It's the first one on the GI Joe Renegades AO3, so it's easy to find.
Maybe if you're feeling the love for our collective baby (taken from us far too soon) you could add a fanfiction of your own, too. Only if you want to. Just an idea.
The four cardinal expressions of Shana "Scarlett" O'Hara:
I've just been informed that it is now the year of the snake. It's your time, buddy.
Alternate versions of the meme I just posted, this time where they actually are thinking the same thing:
And later he just throws out the something would be a 'grievous mistake' -- like, who talks like that? Who is this man?
My head cannon is that in the Homecoming Part 1 scene where Flint is talking about protecting the Joes' families, Duke and Scarlett try to share a look, but they aren't really that close yet. So, they just have a horrible miscommunication.
Who wrote the GI Joe: Renegades Fandom site? It sounds like the back of a Victorian novel about a society lady who's secretly a private detective and her butler who's secretly a ninja, and to be clear I'm living for it.
Roadblock: Snake Eyes is so nice. He never chooses favorites.
Tunnel Rat: What are you talking about? Snake Eyes always chooses a favorite.
Snake Eyes (Scarlett translating): This is slander. I love all Not-Shanas equally.
It just occurred to me that when Snake Eyes brought the Joes to his dojo in 'The Return of the Arashikage Part I' he probably thought this was going to be their beach episode. Their one moment of bliss. Their chance to learn some actual hand to hand combat. And then instead they got threatened by his adoptive sister and almost murdered by his insane foil character ("the creep in the white jammies" as Tunnel Rat would say). No wonder this man his crippling depression.
I just uploaded the first two chapters of my latest GI Joe: Renegades fanfiction. My ultimate goal is to write a fanfiction for every episode of the show. But the current goal is to get the fics for episodes 1-12 uploaded before Christmas 2024.
Why is 'Fire Fight' (GI Joe Renegades ep. 10) such a good episode? It did not need to go that hard, but it's what children's media should be. Fire and explosions and insane villains and so many moments of peril and the acceptance of a death endured for the sake of saving others. I sound insane. Probably because I am insane, but that's beside the point.
Scarlett really said Pyro. She looks so serious about it, too. And Roadblock and that other guy are just like
Snake Eyes is so extra for this. Like, is he trying to show off how intimidating he can be in front of Duke, or what?
And this???
It's day I don't know of having this blog, and it's growing to look more and more like a GI Joe Renegades fan blog with every passing moment. One like on this post equals one tear for what they did to my boy all those years ago. Rest in peace, but never forget.
This is almost depressingly accurate to Snake's outlook on life. LOL (but really though)
I wanna play as Snake Eyes in GTA 5, because he is always committing grand theft auto.
Zartan's motorcycle in ep. 4
That tow truck in the same episode
Flint's jeep at the end of ep. 2 and beginning of ep. 3
The coyote in ep. 5
Hi guys, This isn't an exclusively Snake Eyes/Scarlett fan blog, though it does look like it sometimes. Snake Eyes and Scarlett (GI Joe Renegades) are my babygirls. They've been dear to me since I was but a child. And I'll never shut up about them.
One of my favorite GI Joe Renegades memes:
Link to Pinterest source below the line.
Sorry I don't know where this is originally from. I found it on the Pinterest linked below, and it might be from that Pinterest user, but I can't confirm that.
Shana gets home from work, and a night of domesticity ensues. Snake Eyes is a good husband. Shana contemplates how they'll adapt to their new lives following the events of the show.