Rereading The Kotlc Books And Realizing That Magnate Leto Said "you Kids" In Everblaze And Him Being

I find it extremely funny when ppl try to excuse their blatant racism towards leah for being cast as annabeth but don't have that big of a problem with walker's hair

they always say "oH bUT bEIng BLOnd Is iMpoRTaNt tO hER CHAracteR"

No being blond isn't important to her character, being underestimated is

The potatoes as Phil's osophy quotes

Rudy: marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed

Mini: ...

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Aru: older black ladies make the best iced tea

Aiden: huh?

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Aiden: watch a sunrise atleast once a day.

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Mini: if you ever get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea

Rudy: what's diarrhea?

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Bynne: when life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "whaaat?"

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Aru: you only get one chance at first impressions. I suggest julia child as it is easy to do

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Aru: dance until your feet hurt , sing until your lungs hurt and act until you're will-

Aiden: shah don't you dare.

Aru: act until you're william hurt *evil smirk*

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Mini: success is 1 percent inspiration , 98 percent perspiration and 2 percent attention to detail

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Brynne: the most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you lower your expectations.

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BONUS

Boo: if you love something , set it free , unless it's a tiger.

Elysian probably receives the souls and abilities of dead elves.

Think about it like Elysian is probably who gave all the elves their power so it would make sense if it takes it back after elves die...

Keefe's ability detecting power now makes some sense

“that meme is dead” i’ve had some of these sitting in my camera roll since october please don’t mention it 😭

Will introducing Nico to different cuisines: This is shrimp fried rice

Nico in awe: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice??

Percy in the kitchen commanding the shrimps: keep at it boys

During lodestar

Fitz: I'm playing a new drinking game

Fitz: it's called everytime I'm depressed, I take a drink

Dex: that game exists, It's called alcoholism.

Ya’ll are sleeping on my boy Franks potential for angst.

- body dysmorphia (blessing of Ares, not being traditionally what people expected of a Roman, etc)

- lack of identity and self doubt (so much, so, so very much)

- parental trauma

- grandparent trauma

- emotional insecurity

- being asked to go on a life-altering highly dangerous quest he was almost prophesied to die on while being fully convinced he was gonna die less than a month or 2 after his mom died, only for his grandma to die(?) as well due to the quest

- alienated by all his peers and friends for being the only one who’s truly Roman

- etc

Like when you think about it he’s quite similar to Percy, but he gets overshadowed by everyone because uncle Rick didn’t flesh him out properly (imo)

I’m genuinely angry about that. Like everyone else gets good development and character growth (aside from Jason but he died and got development then) aside from Frank, really. He had so much potential with it too—

is distracting gets distracted

Grover underwood 🤝 percy jackson

Jesper: im not totally useless!

Kaz: yes, you can be used as a bad example

I hope they have that scene in the series in which they are playing hacky sack and grover just *chomps* on the apple