I Find It Extremely Funny When Ppl Try To Excuse Their Blatant Racism Towards Leah For Being Cast As

No, but keefe was the only one holding sophitz together in legacy ?????????

He wasn't even in the relationship

Jesper: im not totally useless!

Kaz: yes, you can be used as a bad example

is distracting gets distracted

Grover underwood 🤝 percy jackson

The potatoes as Phil's osophy quotes

Rudy: marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed

Mini: ...

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Aru: older black ladies make the best iced tea

Aiden: huh?

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Aiden: watch a sunrise atleast once a day.

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Mini: if you ever get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea

Rudy: what's diarrhea?

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Bynne: when life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "whaaat?"

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Aru: you only get one chance at first impressions. I suggest julia child as it is easy to do

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Aru: dance until your feet hurt , sing until your lungs hurt and act until you're will-

Aiden: shah don't you dare.

Aru: act until you're william hurt *evil smirk*

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Mini: success is 1 percent inspiration , 98 percent perspiration and 2 percent attention to detail

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Brynne: the most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you lower your expectations.

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BONUS

Boo: if you love something , set it free , unless it's a tiger.

in case you need a reminder of where the crows ended up:

kaz- still a crime boss. he needs to explore other career opportunities

wylan- businessman

jesper- stock bro and wylan's sugar baby

inej- CRIME-FIGHTING PIRATE VIGILANTE WHERE IS HER BOOK

matthias- he's dead lol (sobbing)

nina- queen of fjerda. queen of fjerda. we should have seen this coming.

Elysian probably receives the souls and abilities of dead elves.

Think about it like Elysian is probably who gave all the elves their power so it would make sense if it takes it back after elves die...

Keefe's ability detecting power now makes some sense

There should be a reality show on the elvin families before sophie.

Show me grady being fatherly with brant but also threatening him! Show me edaline disapproving of jolie and brant but loving them anyway! Show me kesler and juline showing middle fingers to the matchmakers and the councilors! Show me the councilors trying to make laws against each other (somebody ate all the mallowmelt)! Show me Cassius being an arrogant bitch ! Show me unicorns flinging shit at the hekses! Show me alden and della reading alvar bedtime stories! Show me prentice making wylie practice some mind defenses! Show me tiergen and leto accidentally giving some info on this "supposed" rebellion !

I probably can't fit all of the things i want to see but pLS

I swear to god the councilors are so fcking dumb that even gorgodon shit could handle the elvin world better than them.

They are literally an example of "smart individuals but when together there is not a single braincell present"

Rereading the kotlc books and realizing that magnate leto said "you kids" in everblaze and him being hurt and asking her if she really meant "that they shouldn't heal prentice" that was probably one of the accidental giant slips that the fork man referred to in the neverseen

Also the forklenator calling keefe a beauty in neverseen was absolute gold

It still gives me the icks that oralie just agreed to give up her child to the black swan, like no shade on them or anything but im not going to be comfortable with the knowledge that my child is probably going to be experimented on and face a LOT of trauma.

And she just told sophie "I did it because it was the only way I could ever have a child" like excuse me!!??! This a job that requires a lot of responsibility not something you can just check off from you to - do list.

And we know she was a councilor at that time and she probably wasn't resigning soon so she knew that sophie would be matchless

Oralie definitely deserves the way sophie is acting towards her (which isn't even that extreme)