I Swear To God The Councilors Are So Fcking Dumb That Even Gorgodon Shit Could Handle The Elvin World

in case you need a reminder of where the crows ended up:

kaz- still a crime boss. he needs to explore other career opportunities

wylan- businessman

jesper- stock bro and wylan's sugar baby

inej- CRIME-FIGHTING PIRATE VIGILANTE WHERE IS HER BOOK

matthias- he's dead lol (sobbing)

nina- queen of fjerda. queen of fjerda. we should have seen this coming.

Ya’ll are sleeping on my boy Franks potential for angst.

- body dysmorphia (blessing of Ares, not being traditionally what people expected of a Roman, etc)

- lack of identity and self doubt (so much, so, so very much)

- parental trauma

- grandparent trauma

- emotional insecurity

- being asked to go on a life-altering highly dangerous quest he was almost prophesied to die on while being fully convinced he was gonna die less than a month or 2 after his mom died, only for his grandma to die(?) as well due to the quest

- alienated by all his peers and friends for being the only one who’s truly Roman

- etc

Like when you think about it he’s quite similar to Percy, but he gets overshadowed by everyone because uncle Rick didn’t flesh him out properly (imo)

I’m genuinely angry about that. Like everyone else gets good development and character growth (aside from Jason but he died and got development then) aside from Frank, really. He had so much potential with it too—

During lodestar

Fitz: I'm playing a new drinking game

Fitz: it's called everytime I'm depressed, I take a drink

Dex: that game exists, It's called alcoholism.

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it was rough for them

It still gives me the icks that oralie just agreed to give up her child to the black swan, like no shade on them or anything but im not going to be comfortable with the knowledge that my child is probably going to be experimented on and face a LOT of trauma.

And she just told sophie "I did it because it was the only way I could ever have a child" like excuse me!!??! This a job that requires a lot of responsibility not something you can just check off from you to - do list.

And we know she was a councilor at that time and she probably wasn't resigning soon so she knew that sophie would be matchless

Oralie definitely deserves the way sophie is acting towards her (which isn't even that extreme)

I find it extremely funny when ppl try to excuse their blatant racism towards leah for being cast as annabeth but don't have that big of a problem with walker's hair

they always say "oH bUT bEIng BLOnd Is iMpoRTaNt tO hER CHAracteR"

No being blond isn't important to her character, being underestimated is

Jesper: im not totally useless!

Kaz: yes, you can be used as a bad example

During the creeping shadow

Lockwood: what's the easiest way to steal to steal a man's wallet?

Lucy: knife to the throat?

George: gun to the back?

Holly: poison in his cup?

Kipps: you're all horrible

I love percabeth but pipabeth is just absolutely *chef's kiss*

The forehead touch lives rent free in my head