It Was Rough For Them

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I find it so funny that Matthias of all people probably knows the most vulgar form of Kerch known to mankind on account of learning it in prison.

Matthias, after stubbing his toe: *the most vile vulgar atrocious string of curses you’ve heard in your life*

the other crows: *staring in horror* 😨

Kaz, whistling: Damn, Helvar. I didn’t even know some of those.

No, but keefe was the only one holding sophitz together in legacy ?????????

He wasn't even in the relationship

Inej: hello kaz, make anyone cry today?

Kaz: sadly no, but it's only 4:30

female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls

Percy: Respected Athena

i am informing you that i plan to ask your daughter to marry me BUT since it's the 21st century, i am not asking for your permission as she is not your property nor would she be mine if she chooses to say yes. She is a strong independent woman and she don't need no man! That being said i truly hope she says yes BUT IT IS HER DECISION SO JUST BACK OFF!

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Annabeth: that's perfect seaweed brain, what did she say?

Percy: oh i don't know i sent it to her in an e-mail im terrified of her

Jesper: im not totally useless!

Kaz: yes, you can be used as a bad example

I love percabeth but pipabeth is just absolutely *chef's kiss*

The forehead touch lives rent free in my head

“that meme is dead” i’ve had some of these sitting in my camera roll since october please don’t mention it 😭

when you know, you know - locklyle

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