When You Know, You Know - Locklyle

Oh. My. Gods. The parallel hereee maybe im going crazy but humor me

In the last olympian the last line of chapter 22 is "it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time"

And in the chalice of the gods the chapter name of chapter 35 is "pretty much the best goodnight kiss of all time"

Since an underwater kiss is smth not normal ppl can do (sadly) it tells us that percy jackson will still not have a 'normal' life but since this was the last line it tells us that it's the end of an era (the pjo series)

A goodnight kiss is seemingly normal and it being used in a chapter title signifies that it is not the end and this time it's for more personal and normal stuff

Maybe im reading to much into this , maybe im just stating the obvious and i know that rick is going to write 2 more books but i just had to get it out of my mind

Inej: hello kaz, make anyone cry today?

Kaz: sadly no, but it's only 4:30

Jesper: im not totally useless!

Kaz: yes, you can be used as a bad example

I swear to god the councilors are so fcking dumb that even gorgodon shit could handle the elvin world better than them.

They are literally an example of "smart individuals but when together there is not a single braincell present"

Elysian probably receives the souls and abilities of dead elves.

Think about it like Elysian is probably who gave all the elves their power so it would make sense if it takes it back after elves die...

Keefe's ability detecting power now makes some sense

There should be a reality show on the elvin families before sophie.

Show me grady being fatherly with brant but also threatening him! Show me edaline disapproving of jolie and brant but loving them anyway! Show me kesler and juline showing middle fingers to the matchmakers and the councilors! Show me the councilors trying to make laws against each other (somebody ate all the mallowmelt)! Show me Cassius being an arrogant bitch ! Show me unicorns flinging shit at the hekses! Show me alden and della reading alvar bedtime stories! Show me prentice making wylie practice some mind defenses! Show me tiergen and leto accidentally giving some info on this "supposed" rebellion !

I probably can't fit all of the things i want to see but pLS

I find it so funny that Matthias of all people probably knows the most vulgar form of Kerch known to mankind on account of learning it in prison.

Matthias, after stubbing his toe: *the most vile vulgar atrocious string of curses you’ve heard in your life*

the other crows: *staring in horror* 😨

Kaz, whistling: Damn, Helvar. I didn’t even know some of those.

Will introducing Nico to different cuisines: This is shrimp fried rice

Nico in awe: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice??

Percy in the kitchen commanding the shrimps: keep at it boys

matthias: there’s nothing sacred to you huh demon

kaz: wrong have you met my WIFE

I find it extremely funny when ppl try to excuse their blatant racism towards leah for being cast as annabeth but don't have that big of a problem with walker's hair

they always say "oH bUT bEIng BLOnd Is iMpoRTaNt tO hER CHAracteR"

No being blond isn't important to her character, being underestimated is