There Should Be A Reality Show On The Elvin Families Before Sophie.

Percy: Respected Athena

i am informing you that i plan to ask your daughter to marry me BUT since it's the 21st century, i am not asking for your permission as she is not your property nor would she be mine if she chooses to say yes. She is a strong independent woman and she don't need no man! That being said i truly hope she says yes BUT IT IS HER DECISION SO JUST BACK OFF!

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Annabeth: that's perfect seaweed brain, what did she say?

Percy: oh i don't know i sent it to her in an e-mail im terrified of her

I love percabeth but pipabeth is just absolutely *chef's kiss*

The forehead touch lives rent free in my head

it was rough for them

What book are you currently reading? How are you liking it? What book are you going to read next?

Honestly im not currently reading any book i just finished reading six of crows and watching the shadow and bone show but i liked soc a lot and im going to read king of scars and rule of the wolves

During the creeping shadow

Lockwood: what's the easiest way to steal to steal a man's wallet?

Lucy: knife to the throat?

George: gun to the back?

Holly: poison in his cup?

Kipps: you're all horrible

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Thinking about Jason Grace, a kid who fought for approvl for a parent he never really knew yet still feared. Felt like he couldn’t do anything without his father, praying to him for power. Boy who died and his father barely cared, boy who DIED FOR THE GODS and ultimately died for nothing, STILL not getting tbe one thing he wanted for most of his life. Jason Grace is really a sixteen year old kid isn’t he? Because god knows I felt the same. God knows Jason Grace. I know. i know.

During lodestar

Fitz: I'm playing a new drinking game

Fitz: it's called everytime I'm depressed, I take a drink

Dex: that game exists, It's called alcoholism.

Elysian probably receives the souls and abilities of dead elves.

Think about it like Elysian is probably who gave all the elves their power so it would make sense if it takes it back after elves die...

Keefe's ability detecting power now makes some sense

I find it so funny that Matthias of all people probably knows the most vulgar form of Kerch known to mankind on account of learning it in prison.

Matthias, after stubbing his toe: *the most vile vulgar atrocious string of curses you’ve heard in your life*

the other crows: *staring in horror* 😨

Kaz, whistling: Damn, Helvar. I didn’t even know some of those.