Lockwood: what's the easiest way to steal to steal a man's wallet?
Lucy: knife to the throat?
George: gun to the back?
Holly: poison in his cup?
Kipps: you're all horrible
Rereading the kotlc books and realizing that magnate leto said "you kids" in everblaze and him being hurt and asking her if she really meant "that they shouldn't heal prentice" that was probably one of the accidental giant slips that the fork man referred to in the neverseen
Also the forklenator calling keefe a beauty in neverseen was absolute gold
It took ten whole minutes just to find the original post to link
Inej: hello kaz, make anyone cry today?
Kaz: sadly no, but it's only 4:30
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What book are you currently reading? How are you liking it? What book are you going to read next?
Honestly im not currently reading any book i just finished reading six of crows and watching the shadow and bone show but i liked soc a lot and im going to read king of scars and rule of the wolves
I find it so funny that Matthias of all people probably knows the most vulgar form of Kerch known to mankind on account of learning it in prison.
Matthias, after stubbing his toe: *the most vile vulgar atrocious string of curses you’ve heard in your life*
the other crows: *staring in horror* 😨
Kaz, whistling: Damn, Helvar. I didn’t even know some of those.
I find it extremely funny when ppl try to excuse their blatant racism towards leah for being cast as annabeth but don't have that big of a problem with walker's hair
they always say "oH bUT bEIng BLOnd Is iMpoRTaNt tO hER CHAracteR"
No being blond isn't important to her character, being underestimated is
I love percabeth but pipabeth is just absolutely *chef's kiss*
The forehead touch lives rent free in my head
Percy: Respected Athena
i am informing you that i plan to ask your daughter to marry me BUT since it's the 21st century, i am not asking for your permission as she is not your property nor would she be mine if she chooses to say yes. She is a strong independent woman and she don't need no man! That being said i truly hope she says yes BUT IT IS HER DECISION SO JUST BACK OFF!
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Annabeth: that's perfect seaweed brain, what did she say?
Percy: oh i don't know i sent it to her in an e-mail im terrified of her
Jason after asking nico to make the move on will for the hundredth time and nico refusing: PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
Nico:
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