Jason After Asking Nico To Make The Move On Will For The Hundredth Time And Nico Refusing: PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.

Will introducing Nico to different cuisines: This is shrimp fried rice

Nico in awe: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice??

Percy in the kitchen commanding the shrimps: keep at it boys

is distracting gets distracted

Grover underwood 🤝 percy jackson

“that meme is dead” i’ve had some of these sitting in my camera roll since october please don’t mention it 😭

It still gives me the icks that oralie just agreed to give up her child to the black swan, like no shade on them or anything but im not going to be comfortable with the knowledge that my child is probably going to be experimented on and face a LOT of trauma.

And she just told sophie "I did it because it was the only way I could ever have a child" like excuse me!!??! This a job that requires a lot of responsibility not something you can just check off from you to - do list.

And we know she was a councilor at that time and she probably wasn't resigning soon so she knew that sophie would be matchless

Oralie definitely deserves the way sophie is acting towards her (which isn't even that extreme)

The potatoes as Phil's osophy quotes

Rudy: marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed

Mini: ...

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Aru: older black ladies make the best iced tea

Aiden: huh?

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Aiden: watch a sunrise atleast once a day.

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Mini: if you ever get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea

Rudy: what's diarrhea?

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Bynne: when life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "whaaat?"

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Aru: you only get one chance at first impressions. I suggest julia child as it is easy to do

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Aru: dance until your feet hurt , sing until your lungs hurt and act until you're will-

Aiden: shah don't you dare.

Aru: act until you're william hurt *evil smirk*

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Mini: success is 1 percent inspiration , 98 percent perspiration and 2 percent attention to detail

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Brynne: the most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you lower your expectations.

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BONUS

Boo: if you love something , set it free , unless it's a tiger.

female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls

in case you need a reminder of where the crows ended up:

kaz- still a crime boss. he needs to explore other career opportunities

wylan- businessman

jesper- stock bro and wylan's sugar baby

inej- CRIME-FIGHTING PIRATE VIGILANTE WHERE IS HER BOOK

matthias- he's dead lol (sobbing)

nina- queen of fjerda. queen of fjerda. we should have seen this coming.

During lodestar

Fitz: I'm playing a new drinking game

Fitz: it's called everytime I'm depressed, I take a drink

Dex: that game exists, It's called alcoholism.

I find it extremely funny when ppl try to excuse their blatant racism towards leah for being cast as annabeth but don't have that big of a problem with walker's hair

they always say "oH bUT bEIng BLOnd Is iMpoRTaNt tO hER CHAracteR"

No being blond isn't important to her character, being underestimated is

I hope they have that scene in the series in which they are playing hacky sack and grover just *chomps* on the apple