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Mom: are you eating again????

Me: I’m stress eating, leave me alone.

It’s because Dean stopped him and probably threatened to shave off his whole hair if he did try to cut bangs again. I’m sure of it and now I need a little fic describing this.

the one thing deeply unrealistic about sam's character is that he went thru different traumatic experiences and mental states yet NEVER gave himself bangs again. thats such a lie.

If this man ever decides to put this dog in a photo shoot, I will either die happy, my body will light on fire and I’ll suffer, or both. There’s no in between.

via shacobi on instagram

I just want to say thank you to Tom Cruise for finding Glen Powell and putting him in TGM. If it wasn’t for that, I wouldn’t have the pleasure to know such a handsome man who has taken over my life in every way possible. So thank you, Tom Cruise!

Maverick: And what do I get out of this?

Slider: I will give you a dollar.

Maverick: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

Iceman: How bout two dollars?

Maverick: You got yourself a deal.

Me, but with this man.

I’m obsessed

Every time I think that I’m getting over this man (not like over over, just more relaxed and calm) he reels me back in. Every. Time!!! Like, I’ll start fangirling over someone else for a bit then suddenly I’ll see a picture of him and boom, back to my old bs. This man, the chokehold he has on me, my god🥵

I will be doing this for now on to show my appreciatiom for you alll!

i just realized that,,,, pressing and holding the like button creates a shower of hearts??????! not just one????!! im creating an ocean of love for you <3 <3 <3

He’s trying to kiss him because he was so turned on.😂😂😂😂

no because I need to talk about this moment again for a second actually

hangman has spent so much time trying to goad rooster into reacting the way that he wants. the song at the bar, the asking personal questions, the bickering in the classroom. and rooster is relatively dismissive of it up until this point - smiles at hangman while he’s monologuing, shuts the convo down with a ‘none of your business,’ rolls his eyes and casually points out that hangman’s being a terrible wingman

and then this moment happens. rooster is finally reacting the way hangman wants, and like. pls just watch the gif again through the hangster lens.

there’s that moment on hangman’s expression before he starts to grin where he’s almost, like. recognizing bradley again. like, a mix of “that’s how far I have to go to break you now?” and “oh, there you are”

and it makes me want all the history for them. how easily did bradley react to jake’s asshole behavior before? how many times has bradley shoved him like that? how many times has hangman seen what rage looks like on rooster?

like. that is a man that knows what he did. that is the face of a man that just proved to himself and to his whatever-the-fuck-bradley-is-to-him that he’s still able to get under bradley’s skin bc he knows exactly where to cut. jake realizes he still has the power to affect bradley (even if it takes more effort now), and he knows it.

that look in the second gif is a quiet, taunting “I’m in your head”

so also, consider -

a quiet, arrogant, taunting “I’m still in your head”

I’m at the gym with my sister, preparing for a dance competition right now and I can’t help but think about exercising with Glen Powell at the moment. 😊

Or scream into a pillow. It’s not that bad. At most, you’re probably get YOUR spit on YOUR pillow. Afterwards you can take the case off and throw it in the washer to wash. Good as new. No one gets hurt and no new things to buy.

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

I also love how the Barbie movie takes back Barbie as a positive symbol from all the people who told us that playing with Barbie was such a weak and girly thing to do and that we weren’t strong enough if we did play with her. Basically making her a negative thing. Ruth Handler made Barbie to inspire us girls and to help us feel like we could accomplish anything. I’m so happy the Barbie movie has decided to highlight that as a part of the movie. 🥰

I love how The Barbie movie tells us to stop putting ourselves in a box. We are are unique and we should all embrace and be who not only we want to be, but who we were meant to be.🥰

When you start thinking that maybe your future husband got hit by a bus and you aren’t going to get married in this life anymore.

Glen Powell is my dream husband.🥰🥰🥰 I feel like the most attractive part of a boy would be the hair for me. I don’t know if it’s the indigenous in me, but if a guy has a full head of beautiful, shiny hair, I’m attracted to that.

A pic of Glen Powell for reference.

reblog if you think boys are cute

This includes any boy, if they are boy, they count as boy.

Please reblog what one part of boys make them cute too, i need to do something please

I’m sorry beautiful! I laughed at this so hard! Please forgive me!!!!😅😭😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

Tried to do that thing glen does with that toothpick. Now i have a bleeding tongue lolll😭

I agree! Canʼt they be allowed to be friends with eachother? Like i bet heʼs friends withe hee fiancé too. Just stop creating drama out of somethinf that isnʼt your business and let them deal with it themselves

Has anyone noticed glen is like most of sydney posts again?

helppppp idek what's happening in the fandom anymore and honestly it's none of our business 😭

A few ground rules for twitter refugees.

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot

this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)

you can set your likes and follows to private

checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing

follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric

drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally

DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!

tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7

be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

Okay, but he needs to be interviewed where they have him read all the thirst tweets on Twitter about him.😂 That would be the best thing to watch. Iʼd love to see him get flustered by the fandom.😏

HELLO? Daddy?

If this is his comeback, well 😍

📸 nobleman on IG

It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

He’s a growing boy! Already love this little bundle of joy so much! I know he’s going to makes my man happy!😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

🥰

Bob is me.😂😂😂😂😂

Bob, opening a CapriSun: Well, guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

This duck is really cute though.

Putting my headphones in and sing and sing and dance as loud as I want. Or just tuned on YouTube on the tv and do the same thing. My neighbors are probably annoyed with how loud I turn up my music when I play it on the tv.😂

"mom's not home, you know what that means" walks around the house talking to the imaginary audience for three hours straight

That was the summer I lost my fictional virginity to this guy, right here:

This time last year, I saw TGM in theaters June 11, 13, 18, 24, & 26. What a glorious summer

Food

girls only want one thing

I must be off my meds or something because I decided to start writing a crossover between Top Gun Maverick, featuring our pretty, blondie, Jake Seresin and Bridgerton. Just so everyone is aware, Jake and Anthoney Bridgerton are best friends in this fanfic. It's slowly coming and I started drafting tonight. I'm kind of excited for this one. Oh and also it's going to be a Jake Seresin x OC fic(sorry reader insert fans!) . Anyways, just wanted to make everyone on Tumblr aware even though no one is probably going to read this post at all.

So I’m a broke college student and my broke mind was having thoughts about sugar daddy!Glen or sugar daddy!Jake and I think I need Jesus to smack me up the head because these thoughts are very unholy….. BUT LIKE JUST IMAGINE SUGAR DADDY!GLEN OR JAKE!!!! In the words of Will Ferrell off of Zoolander” HE’S JUST SO HAWT RIGHT NOW!”

Can we make this a trope? Pwetty pwease???! I NEED A FANFIC FOR THE UNHOLY SIDE OF MY MIND!!!!!!

One of my friends is testing my patience right now.

Why are sexbots following me??? Like bro, get off my Christian Minecraft Server.

Lowkey shipping you with Jesus now. Jk, jk, enjoy your Sunday, XOXO

Aww! Thanks beautiful! Jesus is a good guy. Like he’s probably one of the best you could have, but I think he’s got a wifey already. There have been lots of people, especially in the church I go to theorizing that he had a relationship with Mary Magdalene. Honesty, I have a feeling it might’ve been true. Not saying it’s doctrine or anything, but they would make a ccute couple. Plus’s JC is my older bro.😅😂😂 love you too!!!!xoxo!!!