“i Felt That Five Had To Have A Love Story” Okay Steve !! Fine. I’ll Humour You. Picture This :

Platonic moonwater when they fight

(with that one scene from the bing bang theory)

Remus: Well, Regulus, make a wish and blow out your candles

Regulus: *thinks for a second and blows*

Remus: *is fast to block one candle and the fire of that one doesn't die* oops, missed one. Now your dreams won't come true

Regulus:...

Regulus: Lucky for you 'couse I wished you were dead

Sirius: I can't believe you two!

”And this is Amortentia ,the most powerful love potion in the world. It’s rumored to smell differently to each person according to what attracts them. “

Seems unfair that I don't have 18 hours a day to read and write fanfiction. Sleep? Work? What are these nonsense tasks?

Favourite Designs: Frieda Lepold "Yule Ball" Haute Couture Gown

dawg what if the Sirius jokes were inherited

Someone: oh my god, are you serious?

Walburga: no, that's my grandfather

Someone: you can't be serious

Orion: I'm not, my grandfather is though

Someone: please be serious

Alphard: I can't, I'm Alphard.

And then once our Sirius or Regulus actually makes the Serious joke for the first time (learned from them), Walburga and Orion immediately come to the realization that they were actually insufferable little shits.

and that they shouldn't have named him Sirius.

i feel like every marauders stan reaches a point when they’re just like “fuck it, i ship everyone”

Beat me into thinking this is not Og!Choi Han and Og!Cale Henituse very much unwanted engagements.

He's loved, Sirius (Sirius finds out about Remus' relationship w/ you & Reg) 🫧 The Dancing Queen (Remus' first party with you and Reg) 🫧 Master Regulus (you & Reg get into a fight, angst with a happy ending) The Origin (poly!moonwater x reader beginning headcanons) Summer at the Potters (Effie takes in you & Reg) Big Brother Sirius (Sirius being readers [adoptive] big brother) Messy (the boys vs your mess) Bitten (you were bitten over the hols, feat. bff Barty + big brother Sirius) Girl's Night (you come home drunk after a fun night with the girls [+barty]) 🫧 BSL for Dummies (moonwater introduces themselves to mute!reader[gn]) Flu Blues (the boys find out fem!reader came home from work sick) 🫧 Whoopsie? (headcanon's of moonwater finding out reader is pregnant) ->Pregnant? (afab rem!reader tells the boys she's expecting) -> the fusser and the coddler (readers first trimester) -> I'm spreading the news (you & the boys tell your friends/2nd trimester) -> our baby has four feet? (you & the boys find out it's twins) -> There's Two!? (the twins are born and introduced to their family) moonwater in the bedroom headcanons (18+) the girlfriend stealer (the boys find you in bed with Barty [fluff]) The Whole Night (the boys share you with Barty & Evan [18+])

🫧 = elle’s favourites

"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me