Y/n: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Kaminari: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!
Shinsou, using Kaminari's phone: *sees contact "The Love of My Life"* Shinsou: Awww thats- Shinsou: Wait that's not my number [Shinsou calls the number] The other line: This is Pizza Hut how may I help you
Okay, I know it's probably a reach but imagine with me
Shinsou: What's 54 times 9?
Kaminari: I'm not really good at math...
Shinsou: Okay, how do you conjugate the word "have" in English?
Kaminari: I'm not really the person to ask...
Shinsou: Okay, then how many cones are in the human eye?
Kamimari: Uhm, a few?
Shinsou: Okay....how about this, if there's a guy who's five foot seven and 300 pounds, how many volts-
Kaminari: 74.
Shinsou:
Kaminari:
Shinsou:
Kaminari:
Kaminari: To immobilize.
Shinsou:
Shinsou: You're fucking crazy, oh my god
desperate times call for desperate measures
Midoriya, NO
watermelon dream
boing
tis a woogly dood.
im beginning to animate! (wish me luck)