Me And The Boys Having Fun.

u-uhh h-hello... I'm shy..!! /j

anyways! if you have any, what's your favorite eddsworld ship?? and what do you think about Jon?

I'm glad you asked me this! Well, I have a few. Including TomEdd, TordEdd, Tommatt, Jonuardo, and EddPaul.

Oh and for Jon, He's my favorite character! He's actually tied with Ell because I am an absolute sucker for cute characters.

Thanks!

The BLU Spy and Engineer are married, your honor. They told me themselves.

A short sneak peek at the next Lil' Pootis Episode!

(Ruben's Birthday) March 7th

RubEdd Love Hotel event

Edd: *I heard that everytime you go here, you're supposed to play out the other's fantasy... Ruben's fantasy, no clue what that's like.*

...

Ruben: "Sleep."

Edd: "What-"

Ruben: "You heard me, we get on the bed and we Sleep."

Edd, Thinking: *Oh, so in his fantasy; Ruben wants to sleep. Ok.*

*I had to climb into bed with Ruben.*

*We lay down in it with blankets covering everything except for our chests.*

*Ruben instantly fell asleep...*

*I could only lie awake, not knowing that Ruben's arm was around my waist.*

Edd: "Ah!"

*I yelped as I was dragged closer by Ruben. He wasn't asleep this whole time?*

*I can feel myself blush a lot, as I felt Ruben hug my lower abdomen tightly.*

Ruben: "Edd, from the moment I saw you- I started to have this desire for companionship, to be near you."

Edd: "..."

Ruben: "This desire has consumed me, that is why I want to be close to you."

Edd: "It's ok, Ruben. We can be together."

*We fall asleep, together.*

...

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Осколки Отчаяния Спрайт и Космо (фотографировала в компуктере, не судите строго)

Yes, teacher!

Take notes

You should.

i neeeeed to draw an AU where tord is a cashier in a supermarket instead of becoming red leader and he HATES IT

I'm simply afraid of the type of people on there. They could spread misinformation as far as I can tell. Maybe the occasional pervert here and there. But I can say for all of these types of sites. I just shot myself in the foot, didn't I?

Eddsworld X Danganropa: Remnants of Despair (NOT CANNON. ANOTHER AU)

Here's the characters: Edd, Tom, Matt, Tord, Eduardo, (Jon is dead), Mark, Todd, Laurel, Diwi, Larry, Bing, Paul, Patryck, Jack, and Ruben. Get ready, the part after the keep reading will take a long time to finish!

The apocalypse. How did it happen? Well, in a nutshell; The college gang had despair experiments performed on them, extremely illegal and probably violating the Geneva Convention. Jon was already dead after the events of the End Part 2

Tord; "The Red Leader":

Tord was Paitent Zero. After the events of The End Part 2, he lost all hope and fell to despair once his friends left him. He destroys cities and makes communism legal. He also pirates anime and p*rnos while ruling New Norway.

Eduardo; "The Anti Hero":

Eduardo was thrown into a radioactive tank rather than having the chemicals injected into him. Rather than "save" people, he just outright kills them. He and Edd destroy cities and communities. From laser eyes to super strength; he will destroy every living environment until nothing is left. Sometime's though, he can be seen mourning the loss of his beloved Jon in the graveyard he was burried in.

Paul; "Fighter Against Hope"

Paul, like his fellow soldiers Patryck and Tord, was lobotomized for despair. But he was the only one of the three to truly be under anesthetics during the experiment as Patryck was half-conscious and Tord was fully awake during the whole thing. He and the army he serves travel the globe, conquering countries for the land of New Norway. Just to have his leader Tord rule as a Communist dictator.

Matt; "Medusa of Mirrors":

Put in an mirror maze representing his own flaws, Matt fell into despair the quickest out of the group. Matt has become an even more of a narcissist than he already was. He learned how to use micro-bots to manipulate the reflections on reflective surfaces in order to show despair inducing images. Anything from him committing a brutal genocide to any onlookers' own flaws right in front of them. Legend has it that if you look directly into his eyes, you will become paralyzed with terror.

Tom; "Experiment 005":

Tom was forced to take a slightly more monstrous appearance via controlled shocks and cutting into his skin. Thus, Tom's horns started to show, he grew taller, and his mouth was now lined with sharp teeth. He still runs a bar, but it's more popular in underground anarchist culture . The bar is named The Ravaged Rager. The Ravaged Rager is infamous for the amount of murders that have occurred and its raves that end with broken legs and blood. When Tom's bar isn't open, he can be found walking the alleyways, looking for his next murder victim.

Mark; "Nevermore":

Mark was kept in the attic of the research facility, where he was fed through a door slit with the bare minimum of food on his plate. Slowly and painfully, Mark fell into despair under the guise of writing better stories through tragedy and hardship. Now Mark mostly hides in the shadows, writing novels filled to the brim with dark themes and crushed morals. If you read his books, then you will fall into despair and tears due to bad endings.

Laurel; "Juliet":

Laurel and Diwi were experimented on at the same time. During their experiments, they were both forced to endure a series of bright lights flashing in their eyes while dancing on a spinning carousel reciting Romeo and Juliet. She, Diwi, and Bing work together to create stage plays and movies that hypnotize the viewers into doing heinous actions for despair. Sometimes, they perform skits for Jack Hause's circus in order for the patrons to fall into deeper despair.

Diwi; "Romeo":

Same as Laurel when he was experimented on. Laurel, Bing, and him make stage plays and movies. He is still an idiot.

Larry; "Igor":

Larry was put in a small confinement where low and high frequencies were played 24/7 from an amplifier. As the Ultimate Assistant, Larry naturally helped his fellow Remnants of Despair with murder and committing atrocities.

Bing; "Dr. Frankenstein":

Subjugated to waterboarding with a dirty cloth, Bing fell into despair. He makes evil clones of Jon, the Ultimate psychic, for an army of clairvoyance. As a result, Eduardo keeps his distance from Bing at all times. Bing still makes movies to induce despair.

Ruben Goldsmith; "The Party Host":

The research team forced him and his possessed self into being repeatedly buried alive. Ruben now travels the globe searching for weary tortured souls desperate for shelter. He sets up these wonderfully (rich people stuff) decorated places, some people come in. He puts up a welcoming front to them, the people huddle at the fireplace, he gives them poisoned wine, they tend to die. If they somehow do not die from the poison, then when they are asleep, Ruben sneaks into the room they are sleeping in, and slits their throats. Once a month, Ruben will be at Jack Hause's circus as the announcer over the speakers, causing the patrons to easily fall into despair.

Edd; "The False Hero":

Edd had radioactive chemicals injected into his blood like a twisted version of Spider-man. Now he "saves" people from burning cities, only to drown them in the ocean. Or if someone is drowning, then he will chuck them into a burning building. Edd, like Eduardo, also destroys every place that a person lives in his path.

Jack Hause; "Rädelsführer/Ringleader":

Jack was constantly put in impalement arts where they was a target for knives. They eventually fell into despair, but it wasn't easy. They run a traveling circus that has risk taking acts such as tigers jumping through rings of fire into the crowd. Their circus acts are so mesmerizing that you would fall into despair without realizing. Sometimes, Diwi, Laurel, and Ruben join in for more despair inducing acts.

Patryck; "War Shock":

Patryck like his comrades was lobotomized, he was half conscious during the whole thing. He often flies planes that drop bombs onto cities and pilots giant death robots. When he isn't conquering countries for New Norway, he breaks into people's homes for gold and other valuable items.

Todd; "The Red Terror":

Todd was put through musical torture with poorly played instruments in a dark room. Todd is already a war criminal, so the whole world is already pretty fucked. He will also destroy cities, contaminate water supplies, and assassinate government officials. (Like Tord)

A good pedo is a dead pedo

A PSA about what to do about online predators

As many know, the internet can be home to some of the best people one can meet. But it can also be home to some of the worst people.

Aka, Pedophiles and Zoophiles (For those who do not know what they mean; pedophiles are adults who are attracted to minors, zoophiles are people with a sexual attraction towards animals.)

Everything that is wrong about social media and the internet is multiplied by 10 trillion thanks to these individuals. If you or a loved one are a victim or witness of a pedo/zoo; Please do the following.

*Take screenshots and gather evidence against pedos/zoos

*Give the evidence to the police or the proper authorities. In the event you are unable to do so, post the evidence online so the truth can be spread

*If you were able to give evidence to the police, make sure that they arrest the individual(s) in question.

I am being 100% serious when I say this. You, your friends and loved ones do not need to become victims of pedophiles/zoophiles. Spread the word about these individuals and stay safe.