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JUNE 1.23
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Made with Picrew's lillycrew "でつくったよ"
Ruben Goldsmith
(Seriously, i don’t have money to buy her, but Bow’s plushie is now my favorite thing in the world)
Wholesome!
You are walking along the streets of Winona, Minnesota when your eyes meet a poster. The poster has the following things:
An address, scarlet and gold colored lines on all 4 corners of the poster, and some text that reads;
"Hello there! Are your finances in the gutter, or do you need a little more luck on your side? Well then, you are welcome to join Luck Fortune at the address below! May good fortunes fall upon you."
Curious, you set the GPS on your phone for the address that the poster had. You walk to your destination through some woodlands and over a cobblestone bridge. You finally arrive at your destination, a 3 story victorian style mansion adorned with marble statues of a tall robed creature on the left and right of the house. You walk through the front door where an smiling 30 year old woman with black hair tied in a ponytail greets you at an reception desk.
The mansions' exterior
"Hello there, new arrival," The woman pleasantly spoke in a airy tone, "Welcome to Luck Fortune! My name is Abigail Smith, what is your name?"
This is how most people join the group known as Luck Fortune. Located within the area of Winona, Minnesota, this odd assemblage of people of all genders and backgrounds give offerings to their deity known as Mammon. As far back as the 1879, this group has been spreading the word of Mammon and his fortune to those in unfortunate circumstances of financial troubles.
The leader of Luck Fortune is a man with very pale skin named Elias McCarthy. Legend has it that back in February 15th, 1869, Mammon came to him in a dream claiming to come with fortune and hope of luck if he starts to worship him. Elias accepted the terms and conditions and he has now become the founder and leader of Luck Fortune.
But before we actually get into some of the activities, we should look at the hierarchy in the form of a pyramid like below.
The lowest level within the group are the "New arrivals" (in the purple row). They often get sacrificed to Mammon himself for having poor luck. Or if low on members, the new arrivals will be given a chance to move a level. The "new arrivals" are the only ones who are made to wear the classic satin robes.
Barely above the purple row in the pink row are the regular members. The "regulars", (as the higher ups call them) do most of the hard work (gardening, maintenance, analytics, and holding people down for sacrifices) when the new arrivals aren't able to. However, the difference between the "regulars" and the "new arrivals" are that the "regulars" are able to receive actual benefits from their amulets, such as increased luck and a youthful look, while the new arrivals are only given simplistic necklaces that don't really do anything other than look pretty. The "regulars" wear the same clothes that they normally wear outside of the group as long as the clothes look professional.
Above the pink row are the "Earners". These guys are the ones behind the finances that Mammon gives the entire cult. They are often the ones to ritually stab the unlucky ones who were picked in something called "The Lottery" once every month. "Earners" are the ones who start to wear red bow ties with a single eye in the middle. Not only are the bow ties able to give the wearer immortality, temporary strength, and good luck, but the bow ties are also able to be an extra eye that experiences the wearer's emotions and they can show stock market statistics.
Above the red row are the "Golden". "The Golden" are not often seen within the cult premises, but when they do arrive, they are the wisest people besides the cult leader.
1.) How easy is it to make them angry? Do they show their anger or hide it?
Answer: It is very easy to make Brenda angry and yes, she shows the anger she feels.
2.) Do they believe in soulmates?
Answer: No.
3.) Do they have any pet peeves?
Answer: Brenda really hates it when her phone runs out of data from those £79.55 data cards.
4.) Do they have a happy place? Somewhere they can go when they need to relax?
Answer: Yes, Brenda goes to any VIP room of any club whenever she feels stressed out.
5.) At which stage of their life were they the most happiest?
Answer: When Varmt og Dampende produced its first porno titled "Puppers" on December 1st, 2010. That month, the porno film made 100000 kr ($9297.48) within Norway alone.
6.) At which stage of their life were they the least happy?
Answer: When her father Jeremy Sho was still alive.
7.) At a bar/tavern/pub are they more likely to buy someone a drink, or have someone to buy them a drink?
Answer: Brenda is more likely to have someone buy them a drink.
8.) Have they ever broken any bones? If so, how?
Answer: Yes. When Brenda was 6 years old, his (her) father pushed them off of a roof, thus breaking a rib and fracturing the skull.
9.) Do they have any memories/experiences they'd rather forget?
Answer: Anything having to involve her father.
10.) What is their favorite memory from their childhood?
Answer: By the time Jeremy died. Brenda cried tears of joy as the physical nightmare was over.
11.) Do they have a "type" that they are usually attracted to?
Answer: Brenda would date any woman.
12.) Do they have any favorite possessions?
Answer: Yep. Brenda loves money because she didn't really have it as a kid.
13.) Do they have any tattoos? If no, would they ever consider one?
Answer: Yes. Brenda has a tattoo on her back featuring a dragon and a cartoonish devil.
14.) Do they have any piercings? If no, would they ever consider getting any?
Answer: Brenda has piercings on her ears. (Though they are bottom piercings.)
15.) What is their dream house like?
Answer: It doesn't really matter so long as there are a ton of women, proper heating and lighting, and the basic nessesities.
16.) What is something about them that people would not expect just by looking at them?
Answer: Brenda actually loves slapstick comedy, it's just that she doesn't really show that side of her.
17.) How good are they at choosing gifts for others?
Answer: Unless you like more, "eccentric" toys; then Brenda is really bad at giving gifts to people.
18.) Do they have a certain skill that they are proud of?
Answer: Brenda's proud of her ability to keep things interesting in the streets, sheets, and in karaoke.
19.) How would a stranger they just met describe them?
Answer: Rude, cold, dismissive, hedonistic, opinionated, and twisted.
20.) How would a close friend they've known for a long time describe them?
Answer: Cool, attractive, focused, dope, innovative, and open.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!
You turned 17 years old. So here's Eduardo for being numero uno.