Mermay….mermay…. Merlinmay….

Lucius being a mood part 2

Is the sun bothering you bilbo?

thorin would probably hurl a bolder at the sun if bilbo complained about the hot weather

I saw one of your posts saying Bruce is secretly most overprotective of Jason and literally everyone knows it and basically what I'm asking is can we see that 👀 (I also just want Jason to be like completely oblivious to it as well)

Bruce makes Jason buckle his seatbelt even if the villain is getting away

He takes the Joker cases himself and refuses to let Jason (or any of his kids) touch them

Bruce conveniently needs to use the bathroom every time Jason gets done showering and unplugs the hairdryer

He always leaves extra snacks and cash in Jason's jacket

And a bottle of water in his bike's compartment

And an extra jacket in case it gets cold

And a spare batarang... or dozen

He checks movies on DoesTheDogDie.com to make sure they don't have anything personally upsetting

For big missions, he runs the worst case scenarios in his head and lets Alfred talk sense into him before sending Jason off

He'll "randomly" walk in and out of the Batcave when Jason is pulling an all-nighter

Like "Heeey I just forgot my towel here" "Mhm"

Or "Alfred made cookies and there's no way I can finish them all" "Leave 'em here"

Or "Check out this new app I got" "Cool"

Bruce puts dangerous weapons on high shelves forgetting that Jason isn't 4'1" anymore

On days when Bruce's anxiety is acting up more than usual, he'll assign Jason to desk duty

Including one particular evening when everyone is on desk duty

Jason's mad because he wants to be on the field but Bruce called in Huntress, Batwing, and even some Metropolis heroes instead of utilizing their usual first line of defense

He doesn't realize what's going on until he's complaining to and Damian says, "You know we're only here to keep Father's peace of mind." Steph nods and adds, "Normally it's just you" and Jason short-circuits. By the time he processes it, the rest of them already moved on to another topic

Later that night, Jason confronts Bruce about it

He tells Jason he timed this months ahead of time and says, "There were explosives planted on every block for miles. We had to evacuate everyone."

Jason says, "I could've helped"

Bruce shakes his head as he drapes his cowl on his bike handle. "I couldn't risk having you out there"

Jason goes off, asking if Bruce relegated him to easier things because he didn't trust him, or if it was the guns, or a number of other things, and Bruce says none of that is true and he trusts Jason fully

Jason: "Then tell me what it is!"

Bruce: "I needed to know you were there for me to come home to!"

There's a hitch in the air, as if time got punched in the gut and is reeling for a breath

Jason envelopes Bruce in his arms and Bruce just whispers, "You've gotten so big"

And in the future, if Jason randomly requests desk duty, it has nothing to do with how stressed out Bruce looks

Nope, not at all

This is it.

This is literally the hobbit trilogy.

When you write something that just makes you tee hee

Random Legolas Greenleaf moments: 187/?

“i’m going through something” and it’s the incredible need to impregnate a man

thinking abt dc trinity at an arcade together and bleeding thru their personas over the course of their outing coz of competitiveness/inability to let annoyingly loud and bright console pull one over them

Bilbo and thorin sketches!

Might paint them later today me thinks (´ᵕ `ก)

Luke Skywalker in OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022) and THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980)