reblog this and put in the tags what comes up when you type “die”
so true
1. Laundry detergent
2. Pixelated memes from 2013
3. Antifreeze
4. Joker chemicals
5. SPF 100 sunblock
6. Your dog's homework
7. The Batmobile
8. Ancient Egyptian papyrus scrolls
9. Kryptonite
10. The concept of time
Warning: a little swearing 🤭
Pairing: Ni-ki x reader
Word count: 170
This cutie is known for being clingy 🥺
He’s very affectionate more behind doors than in public
He adores being the little spoon!!
He likes it when you wrap your leg across his waist and hold him close, it makes him all fuzzy inside
But on other days when he’s the big spoon, he buries his face in your neck enjoying the smell of your perfume.
He’s also the type to throw his body weight on you when you try to get up for anything
“oh my god! damn it Niki you’re heavy and I have to pee” you groan trying to pry him off, he smacked his lips.
“I don’t want you to get up please hold it a little longer” he pouted laying on your back.
“Niki if I pee in my bed you’re cleaning it” you deadpanned.
He immediately rolled off “hurry up and come back!”
He doesn’t cuddle you in front of the guys because they tease him later on and he blushes mad hard
So he drags you in the room so you two can cuddle alone and watch Tv in private but of course, Heeseung makes him leave the door open 🤣
©heejayy 2021 — any reposts or translations of my works are strictly prohibited unless granted permission.
two people can be raised by the same person yet have vastly different experiences
In this silly little head of mine, Jason never saw Bruce and Dick fight. When he came into the manor and Dick felt like he has been replaced, he had the conscience to not scream at Bruce in front of the kid that has no fault on the matter. So screamed and cried because Robin, his mantle and his parents' legacy, was robbed and given to another person without his consent, he threw hands at Bruce for that. But never in front of Jason. Because Jason can't be blamed by Bruce's actions.
And as general rule, Bruce doesn't raise his voice when he's close to kids. Especially his kids, and especially kids that are traumatized, that are still raw from leaving a particularly difficult situation. He took this from Batman, from the very first year, and carried the habit to his sons
But after Jason dies? They're both drowning in blind grief
So when they fight, and they do fight, viciously, Tim is the one that is there to see it. He's the one the see all the ugly bits, the imperfections behind the mask– not only that, I don't think Jason as a kid ever saw his father cry. Bruce knew neither of his sons should ever carry his emotional baggage.
But Tim? Oh, Bruce's grief is a weight that presses upon his chest until he chokes, and the manor is so haunted by Jason's absence, emerged in such deafening silence, that Tim inevitably heard Bruce cry more than once. Until his own chest became so tight he needed to go and comfort Bruce too. This or he was going to go insane. He needed to fix it all, somehow
While Dick and Jason got to make play and silly tricks while in patrol, Tim, Cass, Steph and Damian got a Batman extremely paranoid with protocols, rules and safety measurements. Dealing with Gotham is a serious commitment and is not to be joked about.
So there's that. I'm not saying either Dick or Jason got a perfect version of Bruce. And I'm not saying that, in either case, Bruce is/was a bad father. On the contrary, Batman must always be a good father because of what he represent– what he is as a character
But, yes, being raised by Bruce pre and post Jason's death is a completely different experience
And it got me thinking about how Jason reacts to this after he comes back
rewatching the httyd series after a while and I just realised Thornado probably never found out Stoick died. He lives somewhere out there, after all these years, thinking of how the first Viking that ever rode him, ever trained him, still lives... not knowing he died a death at the hands of the very same night fury he worked with and saw every single day.
idk it js made me feel weird inside
Damn
four: a date??
warnings: sunghoon being an oblivious jerk, angstyish, pure feelings, jokingly fighting (a little violent)
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SUMMARY: park sunghoon, y/n’s beloved boyfriend is failing biology and seeks help from a tutor. what happens when she sweeps him off his feet? a tired and miserable y/n is left in the dark but park jay isn’t gonna let that happen. welcome to the cheater’s club.
I saw someone on here say Batman was the squishiest justice league member and I can't stop thinking about it now
THIS. THIS.
hi, i'm kind of a newbie in comics and can you elaborate why pit madness is not real? thank you (i haven't got to the modern comics yet)
I’m pretty sure Pit Madness just… isn’t really a thing. There isn’t anything in Canon that outright says ‘the pit makes you crazy’
If anyone wants to correct me on anything, feel free to, because I’ve only read major comic book storylines
I think Pit Madness was made up in Fanon to justify Jason’s ‘insane’ actions— like eight heads in a duffle bag, or the attack on Titans Tower, or his whole pill helmet era— but they’re forgetting that Jason came back to life after being brutally murdered and I think he has a right to lose his mind a little bit after that, especially since he also had some major brain damage. It’s probably more likely that Jason has a chemical imbalance and has CPTSD, from his early life on the streets to the things that have happened to him during his time as Robin.
It’s also a way the fandom reinforce racist stereotypes about the Al-Ghuls. ‘But Talia threw Jason into the pit and pointed the pit madness towards Bruce’ that did not happen. Jason did most of his world tour on his own free will. He planned his return to Gotham all by himself.
In fact, Talia loves Bruce and she was finding Jason’s world tour, so she was probably guiding him away from killing Bruce.
Also, something something ‘Ras is a crazy creepy old man’ he wouldn’t be over 600 years old if the pit waters drive you insane.
I think there is a brief period of time RIGHT AFTER you emerge from the pit where you lose your mind, but it eventually wears off and it wouldn’t last for as long as the fandom makes it out to be, and it wouldn’t be flashes of Rage. It would probably be more akin to insanity, because it’s a cursed fountain of youth.
Also, Cass and Damian were also put into the Lazarus Pit (I’m pretty sure?) and they
Sorry if any of that came out aggressive, but Pit Madness drives me insane (pun intended) if I’m wrong about anything, someone please correct me.
Watching justice league unlimited and I forgot how absolutely hilarious Batman is. Just a guy. Falling from the sky. Asking for air support bc he can't fly at all.
🍡✨Enhypen reaction: playing the pocky game with you, their best friend 🍡✨
Heesung:
You two were just casually hanging out at the dorm. Getting up to get snacks from the kitchen you notice the chocolate pockys in the drawer. Your mind lit up at the idea of playing the infamous pocky game with heesung, since you know he's just so awkward sometimes . With your mischievous idea you went to him and sat before him on the couch.
"Hey hee"
"What?" he says, briefly looking up from his phone
"Do you want some pocky?"
Heesung continues to play on his phone, "Yeah sure, pass me one" he says, opening his mouth cutely
You sat really close to him, putting the other end of the pocky inside your mouth.
Heesungs eyes went wide at the situation, you had to surpress a laugh at his deer eyes.
You continue to bite towards his end, almost ending up on top of him while doing so. Heesung could swear his heart was going to explode.
You press your lips onto his, making sure to last a bit longer, smirking when noticing heesungs breathing got heavier.
"C-can I have another one? "
Jay:
"Let's play the pocky game" you say to Jay as you were both waiting for your pizza to arrive.
"No" Jay says while switching channels, ignoring your attempt.
"Bet you are just a coward." you scoff, knowing that Jay's most likely to do it if you just mess with his temper.
"I'm not!, ok! Bring it on Y/N! I'll show you" says, this time looking at you as you walk by to get the pockys.
You roll your eyes at his tone.
"Ayo stop being so dramatic Jay -" you said, putting the stick in between your lips.
Before you could process what was happening, Jay's hand was on your back as he maintained eye contact while biting the other end.
He attacks your mouth with a kiss, smirking when watching you look so dazzled.
"if you wanted to kiss me so bad, you could've just asked you know?"
Jake:
"Yo Jake come here, I have pocky!" you shouted from the living room.
Jake rounded the corner, ready for some snacks. As he wanted to grib the pocky pack, you took it out of his reach.
"What's going on, you said you had pocky?" he pouted, his puppy eyes showing.
"It's actually for the pocky game, you wanna try it with me? Itll be fun" you teased, already having a plan in the back of your mind.
"Sure" Jake says, not expecting much since you two always do random challenges when bored.
You two took each side of the pocky and started biting it, when there was only a few centimeters left, Jake thought you were going to stop. To his surprise you didn't.
His eyes widened and his neck burned when he felt your lips. You just giggled at his expression, loving how you left him so awestruck.
You froze as suddenly his arms were around your waist.
Jake whined : "Y/N.. What are you doing to me?"
Sunghoon:
It was valentines day and knowing sunghoon, he hates valentines day. He despised getting so much attention from the girls at the ice rink, he'd rather not end up with 10 chocolates and roses.
You loved messing with him, wanting to get different expressions from him. Since hoonie is known for his cold facade, you wanted to test how far you could go. Not that you've had a crush on your best friend no, who am I kidding
So anyways, knowing that hoon will not suspect anything if you do give him pocky sticks on valentines day, you meet him after training at the dorm
"Heyy hoonie, do you want some pocky?"
"I don't know I've seen enough chocolate today -"
"It's strawberry pocky" you grin, it's his favorite.
"Give me"
You put the pocky in his mouth, and the other end in yours.
Sunghoon froze not understanding what was going on. You are nervous too, being so close to hoon, but still determined to get a reaction out of him as you continue biting the stick.
You press your lips against his in a swift action.
Sunghoon just stares at you, the tips of his ears reddening by minute.
"That was the best chocolate I've got today"
Jungwon :
You and your best friend jungwon were studying at the dorm. Well, he kinda forced you to come, since your last results were not so good.
You wanted to go to this Cafe with your friend Somi. But knowing that jungwon will scold you if you don't study, and that his mom and your mom were also best friends, you accepted the situation.
But that doesn't change the fact, you are still mad at him. And you were going to get your revenge.
"Hey wonie, do you want pocky?"
His eyes didn't leave his textbook jungwon the model student I swear,
"Yeah sure"
"Open up" and jungwon opens his mouth awaiting the treat.
He continues to bite until he's hit with something soft. He furrows his eyebrows and looks up to be met with your face being so close.
Realisation hits him that the soft feeling were your lips.
He distracted quickly, his face burning in different shades of red.
"W-what are you doing Y/N? This isn't funny"
"That's for forcing me to study" you smiled mischievously, enjoying jungwon loose his composure.
But jungwon doesn't let you have the end of it, he takes your arm causing you to fall forward onto his lips. You are at loss for words when he says
"I'm telling everyone we are dating Y/N. That's for messing with me. "
Sunoo:
It was actually sunoo that came to you to play the pocky game. He has played it with many classmates - yes even with girls that you knew had a crush on him.
It infuriated you that he was always so flirty, and smiley. Yes, you loved ddeonu's positive nature but sometimes you couldn't stand that he was nice to everyone. Jealousy by Monsta x is playing
"Okey ddeonu" and sunoo smiled taking the seat opposite from you, awaiting that you put the pocky in your mouth at the other end.
Sunoo was smiley like usual, when it was time to part from the pocky, you grabbed his shoulders and let your lips press onto his.
That was actually the first time you saw sunoo speachless. He looked down at his lap as he felt his cheeks and neck getting hot. You loved it, making him act so embarrassed.
You got up, ready to leave the empty classroom, as sunoo held your hand. Making you stop in your tracks.
"Is this a dream Y/N?"
"H-huh?"
"The girl I like kissed me. So you like me too?" sunoo says and looks at you with so much love in his eyes.
This wasn't how this was supposed to go but you weren't complaining
Ni-ki:
So this child, is competitive.
You just had to go "Let's play the pocky game, the winner buys tteokkbokki"
And this mf would be already unpacking the pocky bag.
Niki was so clueless to your plan, it was so funny.
You both took the pocky stick in your mouths, biting til there was only a few centimeters left.
Niki was already backing away but weren't having it as you suddenly lunge forward and peck his lips.
He just looks at you as you were out of your mind, but his heart was racing like crazy.
"A-are you still buying tteokkbokki? We can have another round to determine the winner" niki says
Making me blush and shi-
pairing(s) → nishimura riki x fem!reader.
genre(s) → lots of fluff, crack, romance, high school au.
trope(s) → enemies to lovers, fake dating.
word count → 5466.
warning(s) → profanity, lots of teasing, riki is constantly flirting with the mc, childish banter, riki’s family is very nosey oops, a cute kiss.
summary → agreeing to accompany nishimura riki to a christmas party was probably the most stupid decision you made that day. or so you thought.
playlist → all i want for christmas is you by mariah carey and christmas tree by v (listen to it once the kissing scene starts <3)
taglist → @jjikyuu @maplecornia @doievoir @geniejunn @hwazoned @w3bqrl @n1k1tty @namjoooonieee @she-is-dreaming @youreverydayzebra@abdiitcryy @baekhyunstruly @heejojo @cherriruto @hime98 @luv4gyu @todorokiskitten @ac-ewow @atlas-sunshine @hoonstrology @heelariously @nc-teen @youngestdelacour @mygnolia @vantxx95 @yeonwon @jensrose @deonuism
author’s note → hello !! i’m a bit late, but a very merry christmas to all those who celebrate it ♡ i hope you liked this impromptu fic that i wrote in a day AHAH feedback, as always, is appreciated :D i hope you enjoy !!
You wondered if the universe hated you and had decided to fuck you over, or if you were just plain stupid.
Definitely the latter, you concluded as you watched the most horrifying scene you had ever witnessed unfold before your eyes.
You probably deserved everything coming your way for trusting Nishimura Riki earlier that day, but as a wise person had once said, even a girlboss has her weak moments.
And on the 25th of December, you were at your weakest.
Not only had your parents ditched you on Christmas to go on what they said was an urgent business trip, but had also left without so much as a goodbye.
You’d woken up to a house as silent as the grave. For a moment, you thought you’d been sucked into the Home Alone universe, what with the way you were shouting their names like a child lost in a crowd and wondering why the fuck they weren’t answering you.
You’d called and called and called their phones, but each time, you’d received the same monotonous response: the number you are calling is not reachable.
The first two hours, you were in a state of absolute panic. You had no idea where your parents were and why they weren’t picking up their phones. There were no post-it notes stuck to the refrigerator, and their bed was already made.
Where the hell were they?
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