These Would Make Fun Book Marks.

oh I didn't realize you used to be a huge piece of shit

now this may surprise some of the audience, but the majority of humans have to survive a phase called "being a teenager" and the results are often catastrophic

I draw porn but not any of that sick nasty perverted sicko misogynist fetish porn made by and for disgusting sicknasty pervert men my porn is so cute and wholesome and feminist and queer and liberated trust me it's not even porn it's erotica my erotica is a pure honest true expression of human passions and emotions and the pure chaste passions of feminist lesbian wombyns trust me you'll love it it's so liberating see for yourself *hands you a drawing of Snufkin sucking his own penis*

This is what made me get back into reading Manga. Kaiju no. 8, Marriage Toxin, the poetry of Ran, all fantastic works that DON’T TAKE PLACE IN A DAMN HIGH SCHOOL!

I don’t know if it’s like a bunch of people thinking your life ends at adulthood, or just pandering to a easier to please demographic, but what I need is stories that mix shit up!

I want a 35 year old woman, in a childless marriage to become a magical girl against her will! every day her Husband comes home, says “God, I had the worst day with these damn newbies” to which she’s like “…I talk to raccoons now, and their diplomacy with the foxes failed. I’m supposed to be the guardian of coexistence, but I honestly just want to torch everything past that damn tree line” And now he’s sad because he knows that she just wants to go back to her job as a floor manager at the sporting goods store, but it shut down and even if local businesses did pick up new hires, he knows the ever-cave deemed her a part of the reborn council, and now she’s one of a limited few who can calm the souls residing in the sea of trees.

more characters should be 30+ years old

I hate that such cute art put this thought in my head, but I feel sorry for people who have to kiss smokers.

Kissin

Why does this bootleg Millie plush have a receding hairline???

I hope her and bootleg Moxxie stay together.

Howdy friends, mutuals, and followers. I hope I'm not being annoying, but... Did you know that I'm a VTuber with a YouTube channel where I post videos of video game and visual novel playthroughs? (And I plan to get into video essays soon!)

My channel has been struggling pretty badly the past few weeks (my newer content may be shadowbanned? But I am unsure since I am still a very small creator) and it would mean the world to me if people would consider subscribing to my channel.

I'm trying to get to 1000 subscribers and I only need 77 more!

(I understand if y'all are uninterested. I know sometimes my reblogs are probably more up your alley than my content. But I'm still putting it out there!)

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CryptidPlays

Howdy! I'm Cryptid (he/they). I'm a gamer and giant moth cryptid from the US. (I'm a VTuber by day, and an unknowable creature by night.)

Any favorable opinions on the Driver series???

Here’s the thing,

A tribute to C. Martin Croker and George Lowe I made. Also added a frustrated Moominspectra because Zorak is interrupting his interview.

Who needs an emotional support cactus?