Casscainturnedmegay - Holy Untitled Blog Batman!

I love it how we as a fandom collectively invented the concept of the "batfamily" when in reality it's just a bunch of messed up kids/teenagers and a few even more messed up irresponsible adults running around with their deeply dysfunctional relationships

Batfamily as actual things my family has said: Part 1

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Bruce: Jason! No gang signs at the dinner table!

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Damian: Stingrays are so smooth. They feel like Stephanie’s hands.

Steph: Was that a compliment? I can’t tell if that was a compliment.

Damian: OH I’M SORRY FOR TRYING TO BE NICE TO YOU ASSHOLES FOR ONCE! GOD, I MENT THAT YOU HAVE SMOOTH HANDS!

Steph: Thank you?

Damian: whatever

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Dick: Oh don’t worry the bite marks are just from Tim

Barbara:

Dick: I swear that sounded reassuring in my head

My friend did an edit. It's too accurate, and absolutely deserves to be shared ;>

They found the art, itself, on google, so create to the original artist. If you know them, please let me know, thanks!

oh the blessing and the curse of having a good film adaptation of a fandom you love

this is your random reminder to CHECK IF YOU'RE STILL HAVING FUN

are you enjoying scrolling tumblr? watching youtube? reading that book? playing that game? drawing that art? doing that activity? if not,

YOU CAN STOP AND DO SOMETHING ELSE

you don't have to stick to something that you are doing for fun if it isn't fun for you anymore. You can come back! If you've loved it before you are likely to love it again! but you can stop!

Don't get stuck in a loop of doing something that you think should be fun when it isn't! You can put it down for a bit! Maybe that's the very thing that will make it fun again later!

when your personality doesn’t match your aesthetic

The movies portraying Batman as a morally grey and dark character is so funny to me because one of the main central conflicts of Arkham Knight is that Batman is spiraling and believes he is becoming what he fears

because he IMAGINED killing Joker.

ONCE.

After being infected by Joker’s blood and after being poisoned by fear toxin. That’s what it took for him to even IMAGINE killing someone who has ruined his and other people’s lives and whose death would be justified in every conceivable way. He is so morally righteous he cannot even bear to imagine killing people, let alone doing it.

In comparison, the local “cinnamon roll” Spider-Man has actively tried murdering people many times

Stephanie on her revenge tour seducing every age appropriate protege of Bruce Wayne's she can get her hands on

Batgirl (2000) #38

nobody told me that alvin draper has a nose ring!! and earrings!! does this mean tim has a nose piercing?? 

(related doodles under the cut, feat. dick:)

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im always saying this

i haven’t even touched the group chat yet, y’all aren’t ready for that one

DC as actual things my friends have said: Part 2

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Dick: Woah! What’s with the face?

Jason: It’s Bruce. He never leaves me alone! I swear he’s so far up my ass I can feel him in my ovaries

Dick: You don’t have ovaries?

Jason: Exactly

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Tim:

~at 3 in the morning~

Tim: Did you know that only 5% of the ocean has been uncovered? For all we know, there could wild JoJo Siwas in the ocean

Kon: And she attacks your boat and violently humps you

Bart: Or there could be glowing squids! That’d be pretty cool

Cassie: Have any of you ever heard of inside thoughts??

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Tim: Why are you crying!? What’s wrong?!?

A very pregnant Stephanie: Sometimes when my eyes get lonely I cry because they’re friends with my tears :(

Tim: