Fujoshi Miku Warning

bitches be like "nooo i don't have any family trauma" and then their favorite game is mystic messenger

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

Dumb theory

The homunculi are loosely based of different monster archetypes:

Envy - dragon??? or whatever Kingdom Death: Monster is. Pride - eldritch horror Gluttony - body horror monster Greed - vampire Lust - all those women in folklore who drown men Sloth - big burly brute/ogre Wrath - the "human monster"/slasher Father - the devil

i'm a dirty rotten girl!!!

THE FACT THAT HE CAN'T EAT IT I CAN'TTT

I am not crazy #ldr #crashout

Experiment 1011, created to fail.

PEAK!!!!

Tears in my togachaco eyes ,,,

Barton's dismay

funniest thing about full metal alchemist brotherhood is the fact that the state alchemists wouldn't be caught dead in a bad outfit.

you have the biggest diva kimblee who is strutting around ametris in a white suit and then is freaking out about how he needs to draw a line in his job because his newly tailored suit (one of the first things he did once he got out of prison) is filthy

then you have roy mustang who is always in some nice outfit. you can't catch him dead not being stylish

and then you have ed elric who needs to re make his red cloack saying even if its flashy, he should die in style.