I'm Going To Sound Completely Insane BUT I NEED Y'ALL TO HEAR ME OUT: EDLING DANDADAN AU.

Soviet Miku

Gothfam again!!!

bitches be like "nooo i don't have any family trauma" and then their favorite game is mystic messenger

I think it would be hilarious if when Ed and Al joined team Mustang they just assumed Roy and Riza were married and like one day much to their confusion and sadness they find out they're not and the rest of Team Mustang has to be like we don't really get it either

Alphonse: Hey, what's Leiutenant Hawkeye's last name

Falman: What do you mean? It's Hawkeye. Riza Hawkeye.

Alphonse: What

Falman: H-A-W-K-E-Y-E, R-I-Z-A

Edward: Wait, I thought that was her nickname since she's the top sniper, "The Hawk's eye"

Fuery: Yeah, but her last name is also coincidently "Hawkeye."

Havoc: Honestly, that's probably where the name came from. The officials at the military academy aren't that creative.

Rebecca, with dramatic flare: Or maybe it was her destiny

Alphonse: So, is that why she kept her last name?

Havoc: What do you mean?

Edward: Why she didn't take the colonel bastard's last name?

Alphonse: Yeah, it could be confusing to have a Lieutenant Mustang and Colonel Mustang

Edward: Why do you think I call him Colonel Bastard, it's not just accurate but strategic

Rebecca: Oh . . . honey . . no

Edward: What?

Alphonse: What's wrong?

Edward: Why does everyone look sad all of a sudden?

Rebecca: *sniffles*

Havoc: *puts a comforting hand on Rebecca's shoulder*

Fuery: The Lieutenant and the colonel . . . well . . . They aren't actually married

Rebecca: *starts crying on Havoc's shoulder*

Alphonse: B-but they're together, aren't they?

Rebecca: *cries even louder*

Havoc: *rubs her back comfortingly*

Breda: No, they're not - I mean, well

Alphonse: Why aren't they together?!

Rebecca, sobbing: WWWWHHHYYYY?!

Hakuro: What the hell is going on in here?!

Rebecca: *furiously screams something inaudible at Hakuro*

Hakuro: *exits scaredly*

Later in Resembool they break the sad and shocking news to Winry who actually takes it a lot harder than they do because she ships them soooooo much

Tears in my togachaco eyes ,,,

they give off that vibe that is bar to describe ✨

extremely late to this meme but i only just started reading dandadan yesterday so what're u gonna do

i love ouran high school host club so much bc they love to enable tamaki it’s like he’s a family dog and everyone’s schedule is built around taking care of him

the thing about the ouran high school host club manga is that if you like ouran the anime and especially tamaharu you basically absolutely have to read it and i'm serious. they were the blueprint for EVERYTHING. daily i think about how when tamaki realized his feelings, he became a disney princess and woke up to a beautiful morning birds flocking towards him eyes sparkling hair flowing in the breeze singing a musical song. and then when haruhi realized their feelings they screamed and cursed god, heaven, hell, this gay earth and their stupid baka life