Andrew, the gravekeeper
they give off that vibe that is bar to describe ✨
THE FACT THAT HE CAN'T EAT IT I CAN'TTT
i'm a dirty rotten girl!!!
I'm going to sound completely insane BUT I NEED Y'ALL TO HEAR ME OUT: EDLING DANDADAN AU.
Look me in the eye and TELL ME the line-up of Ed as Momo, Ling as Okarun, and Greed as fucking Turbo Granny ISN'T THE MOST PERFECT THING. HE POSSESSES LING AND EVERYTHING. IT'S LITERALLY PERFECT
Also Izumi as Seiko. Obviously. Al's floating there somewhere too but idk about him yet
ok please tell me someone also realized this too in FMA
Hohenheim. we all know him. we all love/hate him. bro has HALF A MILLION souls in him in canon. he BEFRIENDED THEM ALL. someone on ao3 referred to it as his unmoderated discord channel and I agree. its practically a twitch chat at that point.
ok but my point is. he has kids. two. two kids. how does one make kids? good o' bedroom action.
THINK ABOUT IT. he did the deed TWICE with over half a million souls watching him. I am speechless. this man. this guy. I can't.
[EDIT: WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM??? THANK YOU?!]
made this through the tears
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