Tbh the problem with ship wars is that everyone tries to find a moral high ground to prove their ship is superior when actually shipping should be about making two characters kiss like a kid playing with barbie dolls
i know gay things happened in gluttony's stomach, i know they did
bitches be like "nooo i don't have any family trauma" and then their favorite game is mystic messenger
fem bkdk! (tiktok dtiys)
im all about reciprocated edling (bc im delusional) but i think painfully one-sided edling is objectively funnier. like
Ling: greed let me have my body for a second. it's important
Greed: huh? we're just sitting around. nothing interesting is going on
Ling: i don't have to explain myself to you can you just do it
Greed: ...alright
Ed, the second Greedling's face changes slightly: oh ling is back. hey
Ling: hello have you ever kissed a boy before follow up question would you like to
Ed:
Ed: what?
Ling: .nevermind [immediately recedes back into his mind and shoves greed back in the drivers seat]
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Andrew, the gravekeeper
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