Haruhi Fujioka, Pictured Moments Before Disaster

I had fun drawing Ed as a cookie

Nami :3

Okay, so I haven't watched all of FMAB yet, but I love how Ed is so fucking oblivious. He got a gorgeous girl, way smarter than him and out of everybody's league, who plays with the cord of the telephone when they speak together because she's down bad and laughs softly when he talks. And he's like "yeah, yeah, well, I am glad you're alive haha I thought they were going to brutally fucking murder you today. So that's a relief. Bye, super best friend in the world" and hangs up like the moron he is. But not only that, because well, they can't see each other so I get he doesn't notice the crush in Winry's voice, BUT LING?????? Dude has been with that prince inside a guy's stomach and has carried him around and cooked him his boot and yelled at him for giving up because he can't leave somebody as ambitious as him there without accomplishing what he wants, and then he says some gay bullshit like "Ling is still in there" after looking at Greed's eyes ONCE. One thing is not realizing a girl is crushing on you but Oh my God Edward for fuck's sake get a clue and realize you like men-

(kofi request) the scene we had all been anticipating 💙

love how momo and okarun's dynamic as of episode 5 is momo being like "if you confront me about my feelings about ken okarun I will fling myself off the nearest cliff but also if you hurt him I will skin you alive" and okarun being like "wow my first friend!!! 🥰🥰🥰☺️☺️ I wanna treasure her forever. If she doesn't talk to me I'll kill myself"

im all about reciprocated edling (bc im delusional) but i think painfully one-sided edling is objectively funnier. like

Ling: greed let me have my body for a second. it's important

Greed: huh? we're just sitting around. nothing interesting is going on

Ling: i don't have to explain myself to you can you just do it

Greed: ...alright

Ed, the second Greedling's face changes slightly: oh ling is back. hey

Ling: hello have you ever kissed a boy before follow up question would you like to

Ed:

Ed: what?

Ling: .nevermind [immediately recedes back into his mind and shoves greed back in the drivers seat]

I'm going to sound completely insane BUT I NEED Y'ALL TO HEAR ME OUT: EDLING DANDADAN AU.

Look me in the eye and TELL ME the line-up of Ed as Momo, Ling as Okarun, and Greed as fucking Turbo Granny ISN'T THE MOST PERFECT THING. HE POSSESSES LING AND EVERYTHING. IT'S LITERALLY PERFECT

Also Izumi as Seiko. Obviously. Al's floating there somewhere too but idk about him yet

THEM.

Ling: Road trip with friends! Greed: We are literally on the run from the government!

DO NOT LEAVE ME IN THE SAME ROOM WITH THESE TWO POSSESSIVE GUYS UNLESS YOU WANT THE EARTH’S POPULATION TO QUADRUPLE IN NUMBERS