Batman's "I Will Be Your Villain For The Evening" Smirk:

I'm loving that Skybound Thundercracker just wanted some progress and in comes Shockwave with the most comically diabolical dogma imaginable

Meanwhile Soundwave is going hard with the delusions

Having a lil bit of a art block so here’s some random ass doodles I could cook up JDHGDDH

(I would have done a crow but poppy has a long neck and crows are quite scrunched-)

1) I just found/made up possibly my favorite crack ship

2) imagine Clark being jealous of/thinking he has to compete with fucking Santa. I can't stop laughing.

Idk if you do stuff for the Rogues but what did Batman catch them doing that's weird but not illegal?

Harley Quinn: egging her own house

Poison Ivy: growing a pumpkin carriage

Catwoman: putting pickles in her spaghetti

Riddler: making TikTok reactions to Tumblr posts

Two-Face: writing with his non-dominant hand

Mad Hatter: bringing his own cart to the store

Scarecrow: wearing underwear outside his clothes

Mr. Freeze: ordering ice water with whipped cream

Penguin: sitting in an elevator

Black Mask: petitioning for his own Batburger item

Clayface: picking clay out of his ear and sniffing it

Killer Croc: licking his sandwich before eating it

Bane: doing push-ups in the middle of the sidewalk

Joker: saying his pronouns are hee hee hee

BONUS – Jason: sleeping on the Batcave floor

hush hush hush, here comes the Boogey Man don't let him come too close to you, he'll catch you if he can

two evil boys

Talia when she graphically lays out how she's gonna rail Bruce so hard he'll see heaven: >:)

Talia when Bruce calls her 'little rose/demon/love:

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I said before that America is like a looney tunes character but I also believe Russia operates in the same way. That their strength is just so next level that it's cartoonish, they can't kill each other so they just violently maim each other in the most elaborate ways.

To me I can't picture cold war fights between the two of them any other way. Picture these for me...

1.Russia waiting around the corner with a big mallet ready to knock an unsuspecting America unconscious as he chases after him.

2. America putting a sign on a building that says 'free vodka inside'. To which Russia zooms in quickly but when he does the sign falls away to read 'radiation factory do not enter!'

3. America and Russia getting into a fight and it's just one of those big dust clouds with stars and wacky sound effects coming out.

4. Them arguing and doing the back and forth where America says "Capitalism is better!" and Russia says "Communism is better!" Until America says "Communism! is better" and then Russia replies with "No Capitalism is better! and if I'm ever not a Capitalist let me be struck dead!" And then he's struck by lightning.

5. Russia sending America a plane ticket in the mail that says "Ticket to Capitalist beach paradise. + All you can eat disgusting delicious American foods" America quickly packs a bag and gets changed into sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt and hops onto a plane but it just goes to Siberia where America quickly jumps out and says something like "relaxation here I am!" he feels a tap on his shoulder and it's a polar bear and he just gets mauled.

6. Them playing hot potato with active dynamite. America getting Russia to keep it by saying something like "No no comrade! It's a gift! I bought it for you." And Russia's like "Awe thanks! why is it ticking?" And America's like "Gee I don't know pal, gotta run!" and zooms away right before it explodes leaving a very annoyed looking Russia covered in soot with his hair blown back.

7. Russia shoving America into a freezer and setting it to "artic" and ripping of the handle. America falls out a few hours later as a giant ice cube.

8. Russia punching America in the back of the head at a meeting and America turns around all surprised and Russia says "Gee pal I'm real sorry, shouldn't have hit you when your back was turned that was un- sportsman like of me." And stands America up dusting him off. America is like. "No worries buddy you only did this." And punches him in the face. Then he goes "Now if you would have done this..." And punches him in the gut. "Or this" And upper cuts him. "We would have had a serious issue...and I would of had to do something like this..." And America takes out a big mallet and hits Russia with it sending him through the celling. When Russia comes down he's like "Gee I'm sure glad I didn't do that then!"

So like major cartoonish and crazy things happen around them and at their will but everyone else is just normal. Only Russia and America can break the laws of physics for their bit.

Remember what you're fighting for