REVENGE AU!

Love Confessions be Like:

Perceptor to Brainstorm: Every day, the moment I met you, I found a new reason to keep trying, to keep exploring, to keep getting right back up… because that’s what I saw from you.

Drift to Ratchet: I started living when I first met you, before that, I was just surviving.

Prowl to Jazz: You are my light, that leads me home. The moment you are gone, I’m lost.

Ultra Magnus to Rodimus: My love for you is like fire, it burns more today than it did yesterday, but it will only grow tomorrow.

Mirage to Hound: I learned I can be and that deserve to be happy because of you, from the moment you laughed and smiled, I never realized how laughing could be so natural… I want to continue to be happy and share those moments with you.

Starscream to Windblade: I never wanted to be alone. I never wanted to be like this. What I want is you not to go… stay. Please. Stay.

Greenlight to Arcee: From every return, from every embrace, to the next battle, and then repeat… I don’t want you to go without hearing this, I love you, Arcee. My spark speaks to yours and yours alone.

Red Alert to Inferno: I know I can’t stop you for helping others. I know I can’t prevent you from your selfless ways. I wished you could be more selfish as me, because I want to keep you myself, to keep you safe until our sparks flickered out.

Soundwave to Blaster: Silence scares me. Not hearing your voice scares me. To not hear your footsteps, your laughter, you… please never make me start living in a world without you, because it scares me.

Octane to Sandstorm: I’m a lot of things, I’m everything that wouldn’t let me deserve you as my friend. I know this. I also know that I love you. I love you. I love you. I will continue to work hard to be worthy of the love you give me because you deserve more than a ‘I love you’.

Cyclonus to Tailgate:You saw something in me that I thought I lost years ago into an abyss of darkness. You helped me find that again and I promise, I will always find you in every abyss of darkness to save you.

Knockout to Breakdown: Beauty fade as we grow older… I disagree. You have only gotten more beautiful as time went on and at every moment I laid eyes on you.

Bumblebee: Damn… what are you guys waiting for, kiss already!

Sideswipe: Don’t be shy, be happy!

Bluestreak: Primus, they are doing it!

Smokescreen: They are really going for it.

Sunstreaker: Wow…

Whirl: Yeah~ gets some!

The bots and cons: AWWW.

The Wreckers, Aerialbots, Protectobots: *snickering nearby*

The Combaticons and seekers: OwO

MegaOp: *Megatron pretends to stretch and rest his arm on Optimus’s shoulder as Prime chuckled fondly*

#bosscelot

When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

I do love when two very fucked up people are in very fucked up love with each other

METAL GEAR SOLID 3: SNAKE EATER (2004) • Konami

Idk if you do stuff for the Rogues but what did Batman catch them doing that's weird but not illegal?

Harley Quinn: egging her own house

Poison Ivy: growing a pumpkin carriage

Catwoman: putting pickles in her spaghetti

Riddler: making TikTok reactions to Tumblr posts

Two-Face: writing with his non-dominant hand

Mad Hatter: bringing his own cart to the store

Scarecrow: wearing underwear outside his clothes

Mr. Freeze: ordering ice water with whipped cream

Penguin: sitting in an elevator

Black Mask: petitioning for his own Batburger item

Clayface: picking clay out of his ear and sniffing it

Killer Croc: licking his sandwich before eating it

Bane: doing push-ups in the middle of the sidewalk

Joker: saying his pronouns are hee hee hee

BONUS – Jason: sleeping on the Batcave floor

'i ship them' but not in a 'omg theyre made for eachother' or 'they help eachother' or 'they're sexy' but a secret fourth options called 'they cannot exist without the other in their purests forms however the are NOT good for eachother but when seperated they become worse, theyre a tumor latched onto the other which has gone too long and infected them to a point where removing the tumor is worse than letting it sit, but letting it sit STILL means the body will die, no matter what its a lose lose so is it even worth it? .....of course theres religous undertones......well of COURSE they have nasty violent sex'

METAL GEAR SOLID Δ: SNAKE EATER • Konami

ALBERT WESKER RESIDENT EVIL 4 REMAKE: SEPARATE WAYS (2023) dev. Capcom

Something something 90's bruharvey/twobats

He really just pulled the "babe this isn't you" here

They really are tragic lovers aren't they?

Also bonus panels of Bruce being slutty

Extra bonus of robin jason and Bruce because they have my heart

He's done nothing wrong ever