Named for all the times my cat attacked me
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In no particular order, I just wanted to share the best NSFW fics I've had the chance to read lately. š«¶
there was something in everything about you by snakeinaboyband
Teasing words, āYou like my face?ā His hips are being squeezed, Dream fully pressing against him, hot breath on his neck. He tries again feebly, āLetās go watch something.ā One step and then Dream loops arms under his, pressing him into a hug from behind. Words against his jaw, the press of a smile there, āGeorge, cāmon. You like me?ā Or, George loses a Mr Beast challenge but wins something else instead.
Ā look up at me (i'll look down at you) by effervescentwolf
āYou could- you could measure me,ā George offers softly, giving permission, trying to keep his thoughts from chasing fantasies. āSee how much bigger you are.ā āBigger?ā Dream echoes, eyes roving down, stopping to linger on certain spots that make Georgeās heart beat frighteningly hard in his chest. āWhat, should I check every inch of you?ā Georgeās mouth runs dry. āYes,ā and it comes out as a whisper. āYou- you can.ā - aka Dream likes being big. George likes being small. It's a good combination.
it could be worse by dizzy
Dream and George have been sleeping together since George showed up in the US, but George wants a definition for what they are that Dream just isn't giving him.
shifting lines by alisonsomething
It starts in L.A., this thing between Dream and George.
That's how we play it by jestbee
They both agree it's just until Christmas, just while they're in London. What could possibly go wrong?
ignore my heart and lie to the truth by minecraftbed
āI just think it would be a waste,ā George reasons, like this is some kind of problem he has to solve, āto not keep doing this. If we know that itās good, and weāre not seeing other people⦠I donāt see why we shouldnāt do it again.ā āYou wanna be like⦠friends with benefits?ā
grown fluent by falsettodrop
Going back and forth as they always did, arguing for the sake of riling each other up, for the thrill of itāthere weren't power plays here. It was just Dream-and-George, as it forever had been; it was both of them giving and taking in equal measure, sharing turns with it, revelling in the ease of which they spoke to one another. - A recurring 'joke' becomes reality.
come lay me down by jestbee
"Why are you still up?" George asks. Dream shrugs. If it seems noncommittal it's only because he doesn't really know. Before, when George had still been thousands of miles away, when time and a sleep schedule meant absolutely nothing beyond being in sync, Dream might have been able to answer that question. Now, he's without excuses, without a need for his disquiet. - Four in the morning is the perfect time for a confession
Close Enough by BirbWatcher
At first, Dream managed to halfway convince himself that his attraction to George was purely physical - a reaction to his late sexual discovery that guys could be hot, too, actually, combined with a longing to experiment with the nearest specimen. But after two months of unbearable tension followed by the first couple of times hooking up, Dream realised that he was doing George a huge disservice. George had never been someone to experiment with, even though heād been more than willing from the first night he snuck into Dreamās room - no, the longer they spent in each otherās presence, the more Dream realised that George reached far deeper than heād ever understood before. - Dream wants more than George is giving him, but maybe it's close enough.
For The Bit by biboyhalo
George always knew moving to Florida would bring changes into his relationship with Dream. He expected the changes to be minimal, though. Being able to talk more in person, being able to spend time in each otherās proximity, and, of course, being able to see him. What he didnt expect, was the changes that came with their usual jokes. What he didn't expect, was them being able to follow them through with actions. - or 5 times Dream and George get distracted during sex and the 1 time it actually matters.
what sort of dnf fic recs blog would i be if i didn't make a mario anon reclist. this is a list of all their fics (which i can find at least).
hello mario anon if you are reading this. im kind of putting you on blast on the jumbotron rn. dorry
āĀ Dream has loads of clout and he gets some non famous idiot pregnant by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 17k)
Apparently famous x non famous is far more beloved than I realised
āĀ Dream and George VS Infertility (DNF mpreg but the m pregging takes a while) by Anonymous (matureĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 28k)
Dnf mpreg and this time there are fertility issues.
āĀ Dream gets George pregnant: pre-visa edition by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 32k)
What it says on the tin
Part 1 of pre-visa/post-visa dnf mpreg by mario anon (idk how to do series titles tbh)
āĀ The Mario Apple DNF Mpreg Crossover Event by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 18k)
George is pregnant, but he has AMNESIA!
note: mario anon and apple anon collab !
āĀ dnf mpreg kinkfic and I will try to make it kinkier than last time because we all know that got too fluffy by Anonymous (expl.Ā |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 21k)
Democratically elected by the Mario Anon Comment Section (as of the time I started writing this)
Part 1 of mario anon kinkfic part 1 and 2
āĀ George gets pregnant but it's more dramatic than usual by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 21k)
i am writing all the time
āĀ george and patches being pregnant at the same time by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 1k)
i cannot write a long fic rn but i CAN do 3 or 4 short scenes of this
āĀ The DNF Mpreg Holiday Special by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 7k)
Dnf mpreg but make it christmas
āĀ Dnf mpreg but sapnap is the main character by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 7k)
when i asked for ideas on my last fic one rlly stuck out to me and i had to write it immediately
āĀ Ordinary Mario Anon Fic by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 3k)
I'm writing DNF mpreg. everything is exactly the same. nothing is different. it is all very normal
āĀ George Agrees To Do YouTube Boxing, You Won't BELIEVE What Happens Next (NOT CLICKBAIT!!) by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 2k)
GNF says yes to boxing but finds out he has had his m pregged by dream
āĀ Dream Steps Up (he is a stepdad) by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 26k)
dream becomes a stepdad to one kid and then george makes him another
āĀ dnf mpreg: pov everyone except dnf by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 19k)
i am EXPERIMENTING
āĀ dnf have a baby together "platonically" by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 28k)
Just guys being pals (bro got homie pregnant and they're keeping it but they're totally not dating)
āĀ Two half finished works and an apology by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 13k)
im literally STruggling
āĀ Uh oh George is pregnant by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 22k)
Same stuff as usual
āĀ Dream and George and a Baby (and also Sapnap is there too) (sometimes) by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 22k)
The usuals
āĀ Dream Knocks George Up by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 17k)
so tired but i can't stop
āĀ mpreg fic but this time its at least 5% kinky by Anonymous (matureĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 17k)
George: horny and pregnant edition BUT i forgot it was supposed to b kinky and it just gets gradually less and less horny and then its just a bunch of fluff instead.
āĀ generic mpreg title by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 14k)
same plot as all the other ones idk
Part 1 of generic mpreg
āĀ more dnf mpreg no one asked for by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 17k)
George has his m pregged by Dream.
āĀ George is pregnant *not clickbait* by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 10k)
Fuck! *m's your preg* I wish this was crack but it's not.
Part 1 of whats wrong with me
āĀ Mpreg (derogatory) but also sometimes its a chatfic not really though by Anonymous (teenĀ |Ā comp.Ā |Ā 9k)
Karl dnf is real :O congratulations!! ... dream dick? George no more. no more please. Quackity HE SENT ME A DICK PIC Karl WhaT WHAT WHAT WHAT Dream BY ACCIDENT Bad okay this is my cue to leave Sapnap DREAM WHY WOULD U DO THAT
Part 1 of how do i get rid of dnf. help
dnf lion king or warrior cats
never read warrior cats but it would be cute coming up with kitty designs .. also not sure how i could insert them into lion king but simba is kinda dream core
boops you
Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
š„ SAPNAP START SCREEN: THE PROCESS š„
Hereās all the shots not included in the final!
Some were scrapped, either because the animation was too complicated (like dancing šš) or I couldnāt find a way to make it transition smoother into the next.
Some were changed like the pokeball throw, jettnap, and skateboard into a more dynamic shot!
My favorite scenes were the ASL intro, the punch scene, and the knife tricks! The very first rough was posted on my twitter!
Everything was drawn on Procreate! Lots of canvases and back ups, only 25 scenes were used in the final! I got permission to stream my process on twitch to help stay productive!
300 hours of drawing and 480 frames later, I imported my Procreate files into Procreate Dreams and it is a mess š idk how to edit and composite, thereās groups in groups in groups šš
itās been stressful lmao I felt guilty for not updating him enough on my process, felt paranoid that I was gonna be replaced with another artist, and felt cringe at the way I would message him (too formal! š) I also felt I would be bothering him if I made fanart and tagging him for it, so I havenāt made much Sapnap fanart either! šššššš
IāM SO HAPPY ITāS OUT AND PUBLIC AND SEEING THE REACTIONS LIVE IS SO COOL!!
Thank you so much for this opportunity to make something awesome! Thanks for the amazing support and putting up with me! š„
VIDEO POST HERE
FULL VERSION(?) ON TWT
"lose everything to gain everything"? or was that something else
10 seconds of the end of dream's space (featuring george??????? maybe). i attempted to increase the volume levels at that specific part so we can debate
click HERE to view the works all together in order while reading the poem :)
7.8k words, dnf, getting together, artist dream!!!!!
The funny thing was, actually, that George didnāt look surprised in the slightest when Dream asked to draw him. He was gorgeous. He probably had artists begging to paint him every day of his life. Burnt out starving artists trying and failing to find inspiration by jerking off to their own pain and falling to his feet in desperation. That wasnāt projection on Dreamās behalf, he told himself firmly. He would have asked to paint George if he had just been commissioned for whatever the French equivalent to the Sistine Chapel would be. But George had said no. - Dream is an American artist struggling to find inspiration in Paris until he runs into George, the only person he wants to draw and the only person who won't let him.
for @theftshrubbery's classics collab :3 inspired by the artist's wife reading by albert bartholomƩ!!!!
just remembered that at the show with george in the crowd he sang Just like me loving you instead of Just like me needing you in paranoid. he didn't do it except at a show george was at btw
DREAM replied to a post on Reddit!
DREAM is releasing Fatherās Day merch!
There is a countdown for the drop!
it is with the upmost honor that i get to announce iāve been working with dream branding over the past few months to create a merchandise line for the dream team š„¹ i never ever thought this would be a reality and i am so grateful beyond words š GET YOURS NOW!! š«šš paint by number kits, sticker sheets, magnets, and phone cases available!!! š§”š©µš
dreamteam.shop
i donāt think i could ever put into words how surreal this has been & how grateful and honored i am to have such an opportunity. dream branding has been so incredible to work with and i can not thank them enough for their patience, time, and support. going from a casual subscriber in 2019, to creating my first dream team fanart in 2020, to designing merch for dream, george, and sapnap in 2024 is quite literally nothing less than a dream come true. i donāt know how to express how grateful i am for the love you all have shown me since that first fanart. i have grown so much as a person and artist and none of that wouldāve have happened if i hadnāt found this community. i know im corny like this a lot but i really do mean it!!! dream team & you all have changed my life, infinitely. crying rn
Hello it is I, back at it again with another comic! Thank you all for the support on Pinning Butterflies ^^ @lookinghalfacorpseās Doomsday Trio Ages continues to give me emotions. Specially this last line. So I have some more angst (and fluff)- also known as reasons Techno has illegally adopted another wanted criminal. Phil has adoption papers in his bag for such occasions you canāt tell me otherwise.
Shoutout to my brother who did the editing for this comic. He suffered me talking about my faves, and learned lore just to tell me when/if they were OOC. XD
Oh, to those of you who recommended I readĀ āIn the Wild All Lessons Lastā congrats you are now the reason why I am dehydrated.Ā
Okay. I gotta ask.
Obvs pls share to get more votes etc etc
My roommate is a ghost!AU dsmp edition!
Itās spooky month š»
not an update
Happy four years of George streams to everyone, and our boy George! šššāā¬āØļøš§š©µš¦
manifesting more "hellos" to add to the collection todayšÆ
not an update
Happy four years of Sapnap streams to everyone. Many more to come! <3
Happy 4 years Sapnap!
dream and his little ragtag team of coders (george sapnap callahan and sam) coding everyday to develop what is possibly revolutionary technology that could change minecraft gameplay forever šš«¶š»
Okay gang, what is your favorite Dream Team Minecraft video and why?