My Roommate Is A Ghost!AU Dsmp Edition!

it is with the upmost honor that i get to announce i’ve been working with dream branding over the past few months to create a merchandise line for the dream team 🥹 i never ever thought this would be a reality and i am so grateful beyond words 😭 GET YOURS NOW!! 🫐🍏🍊 paint by number kits, sticker sheets, magnets, and phone cases available!!! 🧡🩵💚

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i don’t think i could ever put into words how surreal this has been & how grateful and honored i am to have such an opportunity. dream branding has been so incredible to work with and i can not thank them enough for their patience, time, and support. going from a casual subscriber in 2019, to creating my first dream team fanart in 2020, to designing merch for dream, george, and sapnap in 2024 is quite literally nothing less than a dream come true. i don’t know how to express how grateful i am for the love you all have shown me since that first fanart. i have grown so much as a person and artist and none of that would’ve have happened if i hadn’t found this community. i know im corny like this a lot but i really do mean it!!! dream team & you all have changed my life, infinitely. crying rn

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7.8k words, dnf, getting together, artist dream!!!!!

The funny thing was, actually, that George didn’t look surprised in the slightest when Dream asked to draw him. He was gorgeous. He probably had artists begging to paint him every day of his life. Burnt out starving artists trying and failing to find inspiration by jerking off to their own pain and falling to his feet in desperation. That wasn’t projection on Dream’s behalf, he told himself firmly. He would have asked to paint George if he had just been commissioned for whatever the French equivalent to the Sistine Chapel would be. But George had said no. - Dream is an American artist struggling to find inspiration in Paris until he runs into George, the only person he wants to draw and the only person who won't let him.

for @theftshrubbery's classics collab :3 inspired by the artist's wife reading by albert bartholomé!!!!

Masterlist - Mario Anon (mpreg)

what sort of dnf fic recs blog would i be if i didn't make a mario anon reclist. this is a list of all their fics (which i can find at least).

hello mario anon if you are reading this. im kind of putting you on blast on the jumbotron rn. dorry

— Dream has loads of clout and he gets some non famous idiot pregnant by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 17k)

Apparently famous x non famous is far more beloved than I realised

— Dream and George VS Infertility (DNF mpreg but the m pregging takes a while) by Anonymous (mature | comp. | 28k)

Dnf mpreg and this time there are fertility issues.

— Dream gets George pregnant: pre-visa edition by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 32k)

What it says on the tin

Part 1 of pre-visa/post-visa dnf mpreg by mario anon (idk how to do series titles tbh)

— The Mario Apple DNF Mpreg Crossover Event by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 18k)

George is pregnant, but he has AMNESIA!

note: mario anon and apple anon collab !

— dnf mpreg kinkfic and I will try to make it kinkier than last time because we all know that got too fluffy by Anonymous (expl. | comp. | 21k)

Democratically elected by the Mario Anon Comment Section (as of the time I started writing this)

Part 1 of mario anon kinkfic part 1 and 2

— George gets pregnant but it's more dramatic than usual by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 21k)

i am writing all the time

— george and patches being pregnant at the same time by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 1k)

i cannot write a long fic rn but i CAN do 3 or 4 short scenes of this

— The DNF Mpreg Holiday Special by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 7k)

Dnf mpreg but make it christmas

— Dnf mpreg but sapnap is the main character by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 7k)

when i asked for ideas on my last fic one rlly stuck out to me and i had to write it immediately

— Ordinary Mario Anon Fic by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 3k)

I'm writing DNF mpreg. everything is exactly the same. nothing is different. it is all very normal

— George Agrees To Do YouTube Boxing, You Won't BELIEVE What Happens Next (NOT CLICKBAIT!!) by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 2k)

GNF says yes to boxing but finds out he has had his m pregged by dream

— Dream Steps Up (he is a stepdad) by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 26k)

dream becomes a stepdad to one kid and then george makes him another

— dnf mpreg: pov everyone except dnf by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 19k)

i am EXPERIMENTING

— dnf have a baby together "platonically" by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 28k)

Just guys being pals (bro got homie pregnant and they're keeping it but they're totally not dating)

— Two half finished works and an apology by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 13k)

im literally STruggling

— Uh oh George is pregnant by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 22k)

Same stuff as usual

— Dream and George and a Baby (and also Sapnap is there too) (sometimes) by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 22k)

The usuals

— Dream Knocks George Up by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 17k)

so tired but i can't stop

— mpreg fic but this time its at least 5% kinky by Anonymous (mature | comp. | 17k)

George: horny and pregnant edition BUT i forgot it was supposed to b kinky and it just gets gradually less and less horny and then its just a bunch of fluff instead.

— generic mpreg title by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 14k)

same plot as all the other ones idk

Part 1 of generic mpreg

— more dnf mpreg no one asked for by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 17k)

George has his m pregged by Dream.

— George is pregnant *not clickbait* by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 10k)

Fuck! *m's your preg* I wish this was crack but it's not.

Part 1 of whats wrong with me

— Mpreg (derogatory) but also sometimes its a chatfic not really though by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 9k)

Karl dnf is real :O congratulations!! ... dream dick? George no more. no more please. Quackity HE SENT ME A DICK PIC Karl WhaT WHAT WHAT WHAT Dream BY ACCIDENT Bad okay this is my cue to leave Sapnap DREAM WHY WOULD U DO THAT

Part 1 of how do i get rid of dnf. help

THE DNF MANIFESTO

a chronological, comprehensive timeline of most dnf moments dating back to 2019 with screenshots and links to tweets, videos, clips, etc. last updated in october 2023, but still useful.

about a year ago now me, @tinogiehd and @korogie started a document compiling all important dnf moments dating back to 2019. the goal of this was to create a chronological archive in one single place with links to clips that were not from tumblr or twitter and therefore would not be deleted. we were insipred to do this because the old dnf archive run by others became a wasteland of missing clips after the drituation, and stopped being updated.

this document has not been updated since around october 2023, but i still would rather not let it rot for forever in my google drive. i would maybe start updating it again at some point but idk. so i hope this can be useful to you as there was a lot of time and effort put into it by a lot of people who are either still here or gone. specifically i want to thank @demonstars @dnfingtons @georgecunt @hearvex and @spacemilkbag who i know put a lot of time into this whether they're still here or not <3 and if i missed anybody im sorryyy i was looking at the google doc and couldnt remember whose email was who 😭

I read in the paper that my brothers are being thrown from rooftops blindfolded with their hands tied behind their backs for violating sharia law. I heard the crowds stone these fallen men if they move after they hit the ground. I heard it’s in the name of God. I heard my pastor speak for God too, quoting scripture from his book. Words like abomination popped off my skin like hot grease as he went on to describe a lake of fire that God wanted me in. I heard on the news that the aftermath of a hate crime left piles of bodies on a dance floor this month. I heard the gunman feigned dead among all the people he killed. I heard the news say he was one of us. I was six years old when I heard my dad call our transgender waitress a faggot as he dragged me out a neighborhood diner saying we wouldn’t be served because she was dirty. That was the last afternoon I saw my father and the first time I heard that word, I think, although it wouldn’t shock me if it wasn’t. Many hate us and wish we didn’t exist. Many are annoyed by our wanting to be married like everyone else or use the correct restroom like everyone else. Many don’t see anything wrong with passing down the same old values that send thousands of kids into suicidal depression each year. So we say pride and we express love for who and what we are. Because who else will in earnest? I daydream on the idea that maybe all this barbarism and all these transgressions against ourselves is an equal and opposite reaction to something better happening in this world, some great swelling wave of openness and wakefulness out here. Reality by comparison looks grey, as in neither black nor white but also bleak. We are all God’s children, I heard. I left my siblings out of it and spoke with my maker directly and I think he sounds a lot like myself. If I being myself were more awesome at being detached from my own story in a way I being myself never could be. I wanna know what others hear, I’m scared to know but I wanna know what everyone hears when they talk to God. Do the insane hear the voice distorted? Do the indoctrinated hear another voice entirely?

dream and his little ragtag team of coders (george sapnap callahan and sam) coding everyday to develop what is possibly revolutionary technology that could change minecraft gameplay forever 😭🫶🏻

curious to know what ppl think

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