Cats!!! CATS EVERYWHERE-!!!

“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!

Crack Quotes for Starscream Crossovers

G1 Starscream: Remain CALM! *slaps Tfp Starscream multiple times*

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G1 Starscream: I have a bad feeling about this...

Tfa Starscream: What do you mean?

G1 Starscream: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Tfa Starscream: No?

Tfp Starscream: That actually explains so much.

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Tfa Starscream: All of your existences are confusing.

Tfp and G1: How so?

Tfa Starscream: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Tfa Starscream: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.

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Tfp Starscream: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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G1 Starscream: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Tfp Starscream: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Tfa Starscream: G1 Starscream is the scariest thing I could think of!

G1 Starscream: Tfa Starscream told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Tfp Starscream: I’m surrounded by morons….

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G1 Starscream: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

Tfa and Tfp Starscreams:……That’s true for all for us idiot-

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G1 Starscream: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

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Tfa Starscream: I learned a valuable lesson from this.

Tfp Starscream: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…

Tfa Starscream: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!

(He’s gonna regret that sentence)

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Tfp Starscream: I am strong! I beat G1 Starscream at arm wrestling!

Tfa Starscream: Anyone can beat G1 Starscream at arm wrestling!

G1 Starscream: Hey-

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G1 Starscream: It has become increasingly obvious!! I can deny it no longer!!

*Stands next to Tfa and Tfp* I am small

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G1 Starscream: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Tfp Starscream: Why? Cause they're big and scary?

G1 Starscream: Because they're dead.

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Tfa Starscream: What? I'm not aggressive!

Tfp Starscream: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Tfa Starscream: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

When Silver saved Soundwave as they fell into the void, Laserbeak decided to cling onto him to ensure he doesn't wander off without them. Again. Screw whatever canon says

give them energon gummy

two

SILVER: Thank you human!

MAROON: Oh- um thank you human- wait where did you get those-???

JASPER: WHO CARES ABOUT THAT! WE HAVEN’T EATEN THOSE IN AGES!

fighting over custody and it's just them actually going into hand-to-hand combat after realizing speaking is getting them nowhere to an agreement

jinx!

timebomb

It’s always been a dance with you

May we have time for another

Duty

Oh, Maroon...

Jasper, Silver and Maroon belong to me!