it's almost too late for me to say happy cock day
stanley pines the man you are
a better son/daughter by Rilo Kiley
the bunnies did the lady and the tramp kiss. help i’m crying
aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit?
request for @winterjart
happy valentines day from the worst couple you know!
My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"
"That's cute," I said.
"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."
Indead it does. I can just imagine him going online and buying a complete set to match the shoes. And I mean a complete set including:
1. A chicken helmet with cross eyed visors and a voice modulator to sound like the rubber chicken
2. A rubber chicken chestplate(??)
3. Thick chicken thigh pants
He would parade around in his armor riding a T-rex and troll the unfortunate au that manages to catch his gaze. Cross will also be there to help steal tacos and cookies for the two of them.
It suits him very well
🌊💙Happy birthday giyuu💙🌊 :3
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