Curate, connect, and discover
Indead it does. I can just imagine him going online and buying a complete set to match the shoes. And I mean a complete set including:
1. A chicken helmet with cross eyed visors and a voice modulator to sound like the rubber chicken
2. A rubber chicken chestplate(??)
3. Thick chicken thigh pants
He would parade around in his armor riding a T-rex and troll the unfortunate au that manages to catch his gaze. Cross will also be there to help steal tacos and cookies for the two of them.
It suits him very well