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Indead it does. I can just imagine him going online and buying a complete set to match the shoes. And I mean a complete set including:
1. A chicken helmet with cross eyed visors and a voice modulator to sound like the rubber chicken
2. A rubber chicken chestplate(??)
3. Thick chicken thigh pants
He would parade around in his armor riding a T-rex and troll the unfortunate au that manages to catch his gaze. Cross will also be there to help steal tacos and cookies for the two of them.
It suits him very well
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANS!!!!
May your birthday be punny and filled with joy.
Now in order to celebrate sans's birthday correctly, here is a list of punny websites:
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8. https://www.redbubble.com/life/plant-puns/
9. https://www.scarymommy.com/fire-puns-jokes
10. https://www.thoughtco.com/chemistry-element-jokes-606028
11. https://eternalarrival.com/snow-winter-puns-instagram-captions/
12. https://thoughtcatalog.com/maria-monrovia/2018/06/space-puns/
13. https://www.scarymommy.com/history-jokes-puns/amp#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16804171465194&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com
And Lastly,
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=537274165
SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN dir. Stanley Donen + Gene Kelly
🌊💙Happy birthday giyuu💙🌊 :3
Happy Birthday Breaking Bad!
Look, I won't say much on this post. That is because their is nothing that I can say to summarize this shows greatness. It is beautiful. It is flamboyant. It is one of the best things I have ever watched. I am done now.
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S PEOPLE!! I'M GONNA START THIS YEAR OFF WITH NEZUKO!!!!
This is the work of my procrastination. It was supposed to be done on Thanksgiving. Instead, I decided to bingewatch Demon Slayer. HOWEVER!! I have completed it now for you all. I promise to try and post more random content this year. You have my word! :D
Okay so
So hear me out.
Similar to my other snippet about how Batman/Bruce's coffee habits are the reverse of what most people think, what if like
Like. Batman's handwriting, okay? What if.
What if because he has to Think ALL THE TIME as Batman, he doesn't want to have to Think when he's Brucie whenever logistically possible/or safe. So his handwriting as Bruce is the handwriting that comes easiest, fastest, most naturally ingrained from years of practice.
But Batman. It's gotta be different. As different as possible. And very clear and legible. So. So not only does he swap to his right hand, it's.
It's that big round middle school girly almost bubble letters, with the open shapes to dot the i's, and his signature is just a cute little bat swoosh. And he loves it because it throws people off and puts them on the back foot and Gordon HATES it because it makes incident paperwork a NIGHTMARE (although he never admits that yes, it... it actually IS easier to read than his other officers' tight scrawlings) and so there's memos around the league like (forgive me, it's not quite the right example, but i was never good at this type of handwriting)
But then Clark comes into work one day and Lois is all "Hey, Bruce came by, he left a note in your office. Something about watching his dog for a bit I think? and its
"Why does Batman need to be a billionaire?"
"He has to fund the Justice League. They often have a space program."
"But couldn't he do more good if he just invested-"
"The Earth is routinely invaded by aliens, gods, and the forces of an extraterrestrial god of tyranny."
Merry Christmas Everyone!!
...Or Holidays if you don't celebrate Christmas...
Anyway!! I have a small Christmas sketch for the holidays! :p
Introducing... GIYUU!! I put a lot of time and effort into this 7 second drawing. I mean, look at his face! It take a few tries to make it look that depressing. I'll try to get something done by the new year to make it extra special. If I don't, expect more of my fabulous sketches ✨️
Today is the day! Where our neighborhood hothead becomes the center of attention once again!! Please welcome, Sanemi Shinazugawa!! The Wind Pillar! The Suicidal Maniac! The Big Brother! Kanae's Secret Love Intrest! My Unfortunate Comfort Character!!
I just wanna wish him an AMAZING BIRTHDAY!! May he be in denial of his feelings for a bit longer ✨️ But pleasantries aside, why the hell is he so HOT?!? He has so many fucked up scars and weird ass eyes, but he still looks so damn good. He is like a 10 every single day. While I look like a 6 on a great day. AND I HAVE EYEBROWS!!! >:( Am I jealous of the fact that he is so pretty? Yes. Do I care? No. I'm just gonna enjoy his bare chest a while longer.
Made a flower for today
That's all
#SmolBat
God he's so cute ✨️
Soo, I got bored and decided to take this test to see who I ended up with. First I got my boi, Konner Kent! (Wasn't it spelled conner??) I love this child so much! He is just so relaxed and jokes around a lot. Don't think I would date him, but we would be great friends.
I tried again to see if anyone else would be suitable for me. And I got JASON TODD. This 6 foot tall motherf*cker with a body that was chiseled by the Gods. I swear he can crush me with his thighs and I would say 'Thank you'. This man would be a literary genius and have cooking skills that would rival Gordon Ramsay's.
Compared to my potato lookin' butt who can burn microwavable popcorn. I feel like he would just date me in fear of me getting food poisoning, instead of actually liking me. 👍
I finally did it.
https://uquiz.com/u19pWg
I CAN'T LOSE THIS AGAIN
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
Technoblade Never Dies! ❤️
-Made this in tribute to Alex-
ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵘˢᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵉˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉ ᵀᵉᶜʰⁿᵒᵇˡᵃᵈᵉ. ᴵ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᶦˢ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵗʳᵉᵃᵐˢ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʰᵉ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᶜʰᵉᵉʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵘᵖ. ᴬˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵍᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵈᵒʷⁿ. ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵃˢ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵃ ᵈᵃʸ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʰᵉ ᵈᶦᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵈᵒ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵐᵉ ˢᵐᶦˡᵉ. ᴵ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ʷᶦˡˡ ᶜʰᵉʳᶦˢʰ ʰᶦˢ ᵐᵉᵐᵒʳʸ ᶠᵒʳᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵒⁿ, ᶠᵒʳ ʰᵉ ᶦˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵍᵃᵐᵉʳˢ ᵒⁿ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃⁿ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈ. ᴴᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵈᶦᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ, ⁿᵒʳ ʷᶦˡˡ ʰᵉ ᵇᵉ ᶠᵒʳᵍᵒᵗᵗᵉⁿ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ᵍᵉⁿᵉʳᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ, ᶠᵒʳ ᴸᵉᵍᵉⁿᵈˢ ˡᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ.
ᵂᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ 🧡
Been babysitting some toddlers today and they wanted me to watch My Little Pony. As a grown adult of my own decisions, I helped make a pillow fort and sat with them for 2 whole seasons. After that, they wanted me to draw a pony for them. Her name is Laine Lipa.
-All credit goes to the two 'angels' who made me do this-