The Situation Is Catastrophic Now In Gaza After The Heavy Rain And Winds This Week. Did You Know That

affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments

As a queer person that really only taps into queer or queer-adjacent media, what the hell kinda crack did they put in Dandadan???!!!! WHY DOES IT HIT SO WELL

THESE TWO AWKAWRD LITTLE IDIOTS HAVE CONTROL OF MY HEART TF

Happy birthday! Thank you for making me into the degenerate I am❤️

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

If Jesus were half as cunty as this twink I might still believe in him

• Kiss

Things that don't exist in Scooby-Doo:

Ghosts

Things that exist in Scooby-Doo:

Jetpacks

Aliens

Instant Hypnosis

Machines that put you in the computer

Realistic hologram technology

Were-Cats

Meteors made of Gold

Self-Aware AI

Underground Egypt Cult

Cthulhu

Soul-Sucking Triangles

Transylvania, PA

Moon Resort

Magical Space Guardians

Transgender Potion

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Warlocks

Ghosts

I'm sending Vivian medrano my therapy bill

WILL I EVER ESCAPE THE GAY LITTLE CLUTCHES OF DAN AND PHIL SOMEONE HELP ME

Jayce is probably stronger than I am, because if I was dumped by my Victorian cyberpunk twink, and my golden goddess girlfriend was kidnapped by creepy botanists, I would be on the news.

intertwined in every timeline

The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.