Soon we shall all fall to Disney and that is the day piracy returns to the Caribbean
disney: we’re taking all of our movies off of streaming services and we’re going to charge you $10 a month to watch them on our own streaming app
me:
Beautiful
Hey you. You reading this. Yes. You're all of these words.
Do you ever find yourself over-using the word “beautiful” to describe things/people/etc in your writing? Try using these words instead:
stunning
gorgeous
breathtaking
mesmerizing
lovely
beauteous
cute
alluring
charming
dashing
pretty
majestic
ravishing
dazzling
striking
adorable
enticing
captivating
dreamy
astonishing
This might help someone one of these days and maybe you need it today
yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is?
Just because I want to watch this again later XD
Anonymous: Did you ever go back to the Salt and Pepper diner?
Just. Mood.
THE FACT THAT PETER HAD TO GO ON HIS TIPPY TOES TO KISS MJ MAKES ME SO SOFT IM-
OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:
Hampster Dance (1998) Rejected (2000) All Your Base (2001) Tidus Laughing (2001) The End of the World (2003) Badger Badger Badger (2003) Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003) GI Joe PSAs (2003) Llama Song (2004) Banana Phone (2004) Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004) Charlie the Unicorn (2005) Cillit Bang (2006) Caramelldansen (2006) Metal Gear Awesome (2006) Leekspin (2006) Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006) The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007) Powerthirst (2007) Paffendorf (2007) Splash Attack (2007) Caipirinha Dance (2007) I Take a Potato Chip… (2007) Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007) Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008) Danjo (2008) Giga Pudding (2008) The Ultimate Showdown (2008) Balsamic Vinegar (2008) Sakura-Con Commercial (2009) Shamwow (2009) Slapchop (2009) OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009) Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010) HEYYEYAA (2010) Galo Sengan (2011)
There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.
The definition of dedication
I didnt think I needed this in my life until now
“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
Perfection
Exploring a bit the body language of the clan cats, most of them based on the books and a few that I invented (like that the cats have signs exclusively for the preys).
Someone is going to need to see this. I know I did
And so do you.
Webcomic - Babble Fish
Heaven sent
Bodies:
how to draw arms
*Hands*
How To Draw Hands
hands hands hands
more hands
another hand tutorial
How to draw butts&thighs
draw knees
draw feet
Kneeling + Sitting ref
Body anatomy help
The male torso
Muscular male with bow stock photos
Lots of Stuff
All about the human body
Pose studies
100+ anatomy references
Sitting poses
pose reference blo
realistic woman body ref
male body
Pose Maker
Poses
hundreds of pose references wowie
a guide to figure drawin
torso reference
How to draw penis
Penis ref
Kissing ref
Faces:
Drawing expressions
Creating expression
Avoiding same face
How to draw faces
*Heads
Heads&Angles
contouring and highlightin
drawing eyes
*How To Draw Noses
drawing ears
how to draw profiles
*How To Draw Lip
lips ref
lip tutorial
Hair:
Hair tutorial
Hair+Fur
how to draw curls
*How To Draw Hair
Clothes:
Drawing clothe folding
How to draw folds
Folding ref
how to draw jeans
hat ref
*How To Draw Fabric Folds/Creases
how to draw shoes/feet
hecka lot of clothing refs
Other (Person Related):
Flower crown tutorial
Drawing horse/animal legs on humans
Anatomy of mutant humans
Mass art ref
Drawing human wings
draw wings
*How To Draw Cuts And Bruises
wings
Other (non-specific):
How to draw ice
Drawing clouds
Creature design
Tutorial masterpost (100+)
How to colour
Drawing ref masterpost (10+)
paint blood
shadow help
draw grass
I made this most for my own benefit to organize this stuff, and have no idea how to make a masterpost!
Saving this for later XD
ive been a little too down and out to complete requests for you guys so i wanted to make a thing for u to use if u wanna! its nothing special but if you decide to use it please tag me id love to see
i tried to make sure all name combos work but if u get a dumbass name shoot me an ask and i will be legally obligated to give u a new one
This gift to humanity must be shared
On my dash. Forever. XD
Okay so someone i follow lost all of her custom brushes so i made a masterpost for anybody who needed it
First i have some links:
link 1
link 2
link 3
link 4
link 5
And now full pictures i found in google a looong time ago:
And last a blog with a bunch of these:
http://ptsbrushes.tumblr.com/ (though it doesn’t update much)
erhmm…yep that’s about it
enjoy!
ARE YOU A WARRIORS FAN WHO WANTS A SPREADSHEET OF ALL 1244 FREAKING CATS?! WELL HERE YOU GO.
includes links to their Wiki page, image, Affiliations, Kin, Education, book appearances, and description. All info taken from the warriors wiki.
as with anything warriors related this is all @draikinator ‘s fault for getting me back into this fandom
I will watch this for forever
running away from bakugou like
Nico: what’s the phobia for being murdered?
Percy: common sense
“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” Is such a metal quote. But it’s from fucking. Warrior Cats.
So Lance is 100% the kind of guy to just walk into Keith’s room when he’s had a bad day and plop on him
Like, right on top of him
They aren’t even dating yet, this is just a Thing™ for Lance
Keith was just lazily scrolling through his phone and BAM
Arms full of cute, sad boy
He’d ask Lance wth and when Lance tells him it was a bad day he just
Goes with it
Because that’s Klance culture; Keith can’t reject Lance it is just not possible
So Keith continues scrolling through his phone
Only now he’s taken to scrolling specifically through memes and cute animal videos
Both of them are Lance Weaknesses™
and Keith knows that
It doesn’t take long for Lance to glance up at Keith’s phone and crack a smile at the meme currently displayed there
Keith can’t help the small smile that graces his own face when it happens
Then Keith plays a video of kittens
and Lance friggin coos
And Keith is so Gone™ for this boy that his face breaks out into a full-on grin
Boy’s Whipped™
They just lay like that for a while, Lance’s mood slowly getting better the more cute animals and stupid memes he sees
And Keith’s happy smile is just fond and wide
Because a Happy Lance™ is a Happy Keith™
After they start dating, these become full-blown cuddle sessions filled with gentle kisses and soft caresses
Keith had created a folder specifically for things that would cheer Lance up
Lance doesn’t know this, but the folder was created before they even started dating
The day Lance finds the folder creation date, Keith explains that he just wanted Lance to be happy and took steps to make sure that happened
Lance doesn’t let go of his boyfriend for the rest of the day
These two are so in love and im dying
I want this to be on my dash forever just so I can admire it. XD
Klance YouTube au but instead of them being beauty vloggers or ghost hunters or the typical roles we usually see, they’re in totally different genres.
Keith is one of those rage quit gamers who never shows his face and only posts sporadically but he had a huge following because all his videos get turned into memes somehow. Like he was doing a playthrough of Skyrim and was sneaking through a dungeon when a cave bear attacked out of nowhere and killed him. The unholy screeched rant about why bears are the most ridiculous part of the entire game spurred posts and links to his videos across the internet.
“Like what the fuck are they even eating way down there!? Fucking SPIDERS?!?!”
Basically, people find his content to be entertaining because of his attitude, and Keith is very animated when he games. No one knows what he looks like but they all agree that when he’s not yelling, cursing, or screaming, he has a very nice voice.
Now over to Lance.
Lance is your run of the mill Jenna Marbles YouTuber. He does everything and anything because “routine is a curse,” which becomes the slogan for most of his merch. He does a lot of challenges and makes up a lot of the trends that end up being big. He donates most of his proceeds to charities if he does longer videos, like “Living Like Link” where he taught sign language to his followers to raise awareness and donate to charities and organizations that specialize in speech therapy and sign teaching (his little cousin doesn’t speak much so everyone in his family supports her by using sign language to communicate). That earned him a lot of attention and a wide range of followers. But he also does stupid things like painting his whole body pink before going to buy groceries of the same colour.
Routine is a curse, as he says.
Anyway, the two don’t know each other at all. But Keith happened across one of Lance’s videos (the sign language one because of the title) and thought it was really cool that someone would put so much effort into a video series and make learning actually fun. So he begins to snoop around on Lance’s channel and is absolutely baffled by the variety of videos he has posted.
He subscribes and watches new updates weekly.
It’s during one of Lance’s newer videos where he’s dressing up as a raccoon to try and assimilate with the family of critters that are apparently living in his basement that Keith hears something familiar.
Lance is in the middle of drawing dark circles around his eyes ranting about the raccoons when he says “like what the fuck are they even eating way down there!? Fucking spiders?” and Keith almost has a heart attack.
Because that’s his line! He said that! Which means this Lance guy must have watched one of his videos!
So he comments “raccoons are almost as bad as bears” and waits.
And an hour later he gets a reply.
“Oh my god!!!!!!! REDRANTS watches my videos!!!”
Which blows up. The followers make it the most popular comment, and it becomes another new meme, and Keith is overwhelmed.
But that doesn’t stop him. In his next video, he’s building something on Minecraft in survival mode chopping trees as one does when he mumbles “well you know what they say, routine is a curse.”
Which goes over about as well as you would think.
Lance comments on the video: “I can’t believe you stole my line for Minecraft content!”, which gives Keith the proof he needed that the cute boy he’d been subscribed to for the past month is actually watching his stuff.
So the two become friends, commenting back and forth and stealing each other’s quotes until they do an accidental collab video where Lance tries playing Overwatch. He’s queued up and ready to go when a familiar gamertag pops up on the opposite team. And holy shit. He’s playing against REDRANTS!
Keith realizes it’s Lance right away given that his username is the same as his YouTube channel and spends the entire game throwing the match to find Lance (who is playing as Mercy because the wings are bomb af) to emote in front of him. Lance’s team is livid because he’s ignoring them and not healing - “I just like flying around don’t tell me what to do!” - and over on Keith’s channel he’s cursing because he keeps getting killed every time he crosses enemy lines to find Lance - “I’m fucking DANCING let me LIVE you absolute DICKBRAINS!”. Eventually, he pops off and murders the whole team (as Lucio ha get rekt) and continuously waves at Lance’s character as they both sit on the payload.
The videos are immensely popular, and the fact that the two hadn’t meant to collab is even better.
Lance dies laughing while watching Keith’s side of things, and Keith is impressed that Lance actually managed to stay alive for as long as he did given that he wasn’t doing anything. Plus Lance has really witty commentary. It has him chuckling as he watches.
By request of their fans, the two collab for real. They play Overwatch again but this time they’re on the same team. It’s the first time they’ve had a real conversation and you can obviously tell both boys are flustered upon hearing the other speak.
It’s sort of awkward but it gets better once the game starts. Keith keeps making Lance laugh because he screams with every death, and Lance encourages his teammates with doting lines and sayings that Keith finds too funny to handle.
It’s when Lance revives Keith with a sing-song “I got you boo” that Keith just lets it slip.
“Oh my God I love you!”
He doesn’t think much of it because it’s something everyone says once resurrected by Mercy, but Lance laughs nervously and runs off.
Keith realizes later when he’s editing the footage and sends Lance an all caps apology saying he hadn’t meant to weird him out or anything. Lance answers that he’s embarrassed to admit he got flustered after hearing that, and the two sort of start talking more and end up exchanging numbers and Snapchat and when Lance finally gets to see what Keith looks like he almost passes out because hot damn son. Hot. Motha. Heckin. Damn.
They only really collab on Keith’s channel because Keith lives in a different city and he’s never shown any of his followers his face, but eventually, Lance persuade him to do a challenge with him.
The challenge is “who can find who first?” and takes place in the airport Keith flies into when he first comes to visit. Lance vlogs the whole thing, but it’s Keith who wins, scaring Lance by the Starbucks and earning a startled yelp that has security coming over to check up on things. The two laugh it off and it’s comfortable and not awkward and just really nice. They’re like old friends who’ve known each other for years. And it’s Keith’s official face reveal, complete with kitty cat sleeping mask and tired eyes, baggy hoodie and luggage with Spider-Man on it.
Lance thinks he might be slightly in love. Plus Keith is an inch or so taller, which Lance definietly approves of, though he makes a few comments about it for the sake of his vlog. They make several videos togehter, and the community loves them. They compliment each other nicely - what with Lance’s calming wit and Keith’s explosions of frustration when he can’t figure out the makeup he’s supposed to be putting on Lance’s face for a challenge. It’s oddly hilarious and the response they get is amazing.
And yeah I guess they start a collab channel and eventually start dating and I’ll end this here cuz I could go on for years about them as YouTubers.
Due to me and my boyfriends current situation, we desperately need to get some money in. I currently am armed with a biro and some paper, so I will be doing emergency traditional commissions! Any money we get in will contribute to making sure we get something to eat.
Prices:
Simple sketch: £2
Complex sketch: £4
Simple line art: £6
Complex line art: £8
Simple finished piece: £10
Complex finished piece: £12
Custom adoptable oc: £5
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Notes
- wounds on the mouth means they've said something wrong
- wounds on the ears mean they've heard something wrong
- wounds on, in, or around the eyes means they've seen something wrong.
-Wounds on their hands can mean many things, from thieves all the way to murderers.
- open wounds and constant bleeding mean the pain is fresh or still hurting them
- bruses mean they have been physically abused in that spot
- wounds on their head and above their heart mean mental and emotional pain.
- cuts on wrists mean attempted suicide or thoughts of suicide
- The more severe the wounds the more painful the memory.
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These were facts I figured out the hard way. I guess I thought I could use my gift to heal everyone. I made it my life goal to help the people with their wounds.
Often I would see wounds heal and stop bleeding. A few times I've seen scars fade. Even seeing a little cut fade away made me smile because I can say I've tried and helped.
I guess I had to learn the hard way that I couldnt help everyone.
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I had a routine before I went to work. In my undergarment I'd look in the mirror and focus.
My lips have been torn off and the remaining skin stitched shut. My ears were mangled, they look like they've got into a shreader. There were cuts over and around my eyes.
Those were the minor wounds. My neck had a bruise circling the front, a dark purple handprint. Other bruises littered my entire body. There were two hand print bruises on each side of my hips. My hands were mangled and broken beyond repair. Multiple deep cuts on my wrists.
But the worst wounds were my heart and head. Where my heart should be was a gaping hole, the shape of the rim made it look like someone had stuck their hand in my chest and pulled out my heart. On my forehead was a gun shot wound.
Each and every wound, even after all these years, still dripped blood.
I counted each and every single wound and recalled how I got them. Mental, physical, and emotional abuse. Forced actions. Rape. Death threats. Degradation from family, friends and strangets. Trauma. Self inflicted wounds. Multiple suicide attempts.
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I take a deep breath and release. I put on my clothes and go to work.
I unlock a door that had the plack "Dr.-- Psychiatrist" mounted on the wall next to it. I flip the "Doctor is in" sign. I sit in my chair, look through files and checking my schedule.
I've dedicated my life to make sure no one else gets the same wounds I do. No one should suffer this way and if I can help then I will.
I know my patients can make it. After all, my 14 year old self has made it this far.
You’re born with the ability to see a person’s internal pain as if it were a physical injury. Most people have at least a few scratches, while some people look like they’ve fallen off of cliffs. One day, you see someone in the worst state you’ve ever seen anyone before.
Basically a plain brown molly with short messy furr. Darker brown spot running from her nose to her forehead same brown sock markings on her paws. Shorter than usual tail with and bigger than usual ears. Her front and back legs are covered in scratches and bite marks (She bites and scratches herself when shes scared or nervous)
WIND CLAN!!
Rabbitflight - Rabbit for her big ears and short tail ; Flight for her skittish personality but also rises to challenges (but that's rare XD)
do one or all three of the above!
have fun with it!!!
The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, and Mothman are actually old gods, each controlling Water, Earth, and Air respectively.
Each were mighty in their own ways. Large and powerful beasts. All but the fire elemental.
You wouldn't be able to tell it was a mighty beast that could make volcanoes erupt, forest fires spread. Burn down cities in a moment.
No. This God could be seen sleeping in the embers of open fires. Camouflaged as burning coal.
A small animal, an innocent looking creature that could fit in the palm of your hand.
A fire salamander.
Out of open flames it looks like a pure black salamander. The kind you find climbing on walls and sneaking in the grass.
It was a creature that could be set off at the snap of a finger. It showed no mercy. It set fires at a whim and without remorse. It would convince children to catch it or pick it up only to burn them.
However the God knew they needed balance and allowed him to continue its antics. Till one day. A historic moment in all of humanity.
The destruction of Pompeii.
It was that salamander that activated the volcano. For what? Fun. He watched in glee and men, women and children fall to the flames and the lava.
It was that event that broke the other gods. He was sealed the the very valcano he used on Pompeii
The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, and Mothman are actually old gods, each controlling Water, Earth, and Air respectively. Fire was banished years ago, but no one knows what they were, or why they were exiled.
Apparently I'm a depressed bitch...... not wrong XD
(OC™️) What your favorite indie/single-dev game (with a questionable fan base) says about you
Reclaim your birthright, gentlemen
I say sitting in my college shack my world crumbling around me haha
say it with me—
“someday i’m going to have the life i’ve always dreamed of and i won’t let self doubt stop me”
who just sent me money “for being perfect”