This Gift To Humanity Must Be Shared

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

Nico: what’s the phobia for being murdered?

Percy: common sense

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” Is such a metal quote. But it’s from fucking. Warrior Cats.

Based off of this fic!! Please read it, it’s so cute??? Im so dead.

Okay one more shitpost for today and then I’m washing my hands of Bakugou for now.

Bakugou: *Taunts and mocks Midoriya like usual, thinking this will just rile him up for a fight, like that’s going to help the situation.*

Me: *Looking at Bakugou unimpressed and eating popcorn* Okay…you know what they say, be careful what you wish for there Bakugou. Keep provoking Midoriya like that to bare his true feelings, with the state of mind he’s in and you gonna fuck around and find out…

Something I love about M!iK and don't really see be often talked about is the morals of the story.

Shonen stories usually have to work under the same story restrictions of "power of friendship" and "we can accomplish anything by never giving up!", and while MIK certainly has that, I adore the way they twist it.

Yes, both tropes are present but taken to their absolute extreme. Power of friendship? Ok, here's a huge cast of characters who are all in some level Extremely Possesive of eachother. Never give up on your dreams? Alright, the cast are literal demons who feed on desire.

And the best part is that this is openly encouraged by the story. The story is saying "Yes, be selfish! Chase what or who you want without any shame! Take what you love and guard it ferociously because it's YOURS and no one is allowed to harm it."

Iruma's character growth is not connected to "how much more powerful can he get?" Or "how much better of a person can he be?". He's already powerful and he's already a deeply good kid. His growth is explicitly about how much more demonic he can be.

How much more tightly can he hold onto his loved ones and his desires.

How much more selfish.

Just how refresing is it to read a story where gluttony is a virtue and a goal?

Reclaim your birthright, gentlemen

RodyDeku Brain-rot.

*Class 2-A*

Aizawa: Alright everyone, sit down. We have a guest coming today.

Asui: A guest?

Ojiro: Is it a hero?

Midoriya: Maybe a recent debut? Or a retired pro?

*class erupts into murmurs*

Aizawa: Quiet!

*everyone shuts up lest aizawa wreaks hell on them*

Aizawa: Good. Now, you can come in.

*auburn-haired motherfucker with a pink bird strolls in like he owns the place*

*midoriya jumps up, kicking his seat back, face splitting into a grin*

Midoriya: Oh my god!

Rody mfn Soul: Missed me?

*midoriya barrels towards him and wraps him in a hug, carrying him off his feet and spinning him in the air*

Rody: Woah!

*pino, chirps happily*

Uraraka who's totally not jealous: Who's this?

Todoroki who definitely didn't ice over his desk: Rody Soul

Kaminari who isn't pouting: Who?

Bakugo who's definitely not burning the wood of his desk: Some wannabe motherfucker Deku met when we were in Otheon during the Humarise mission

Sero who's tempted to murder a mf: Is he?

*midoriya sets rody down, but still keeps his arms around his waist*

Midoriya: You didn't tell me you were coming?!

Rody: *chuckles, blushing* Wanted it to be a surprise

Iida who's so not affronted: Midoriya! Care to introduce us?

*midoriya spins around and blushes, letting go of rody. rody responds by wrapping an arm around midoriya's waist, without protest*

Midoriya: Oh, yeah. Guys, this is Rody Soul, my boyfriend.

Rody: Yo!

*collective silence*

Class 2-A: WHAT?!

everyone calling dan heng the “braincell holder” of the express trio needs to reconsider. this is the guy who went along with entering a fight club competition and grinded till he reached the semi finals—immediately after waking up post-chemical knockout. he’s just as chaotic as mc and march, he just hides it better.

the suffering never ends