Chaosinciter - Chaosinciter

Anyways emduo au where techno is serious, sardonic boss with a kill count well into the double digits and Phil is his new bodyguard

Everyone thinks Techno hired him just to seem more approachable (they're right) but also this nice old man with the weird hat used to be a seasoned mercenary but doesn't look it

Techno: someone will die

Phil, cocking his gun: of fun :)

this is the most invested i’ve ever been in a poll

@autismswagsummit propaganda time :)

(yes i know i used an not a but i was one the bus and someone was watching over my shoulder so i panicked)

i think a 7 year old girl could kill any transphobe. imagine telling a 7 year old girl she's not as strong as the boys around her because she's a girl, she'd rip your organs out in less than a second. have you ever seen what happens when a teacher says "i need a strong boy to carry this thing"?? have you never seen a small child carry four times her body weight with a smile on her face just to spite someone???? i think kids should be allowed to kill tbh

— ALBERT CAMUS, “the myth of sisyphus”

I just spent 72 hours with my boyfriend. He went home. I now have to re-learn how to be a unique person on my own, not just a clingy hugging extension of him.

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

They, the powers that be, the establishment, idiots, fools, brigands, naysayers and cuckholds: all musicals should have an 'I want' song to establish the protagonist's principal goals in the narrative

The Guy Who didn't Like Musicals: I'm about to blow your tiny little minds

george not found lore is that he sleepy. hes a sleepy little guy who puts a cap on, doesnt take his glasses off, and goes to bed to snork mimimimim.... Sometimes he goes zzzzz *SAW CUTTING WOOD* zzzzz......

fuck you fuck you fuck you georgenotfound lore is so complex and heartbreaking you dont understand him like i do

We always joked about that, like, if like, he, if his visa got denied, like, if we were to get - if we were to like, get married... Like, what are they gonna say, like? 'Oh, you're getting married for the visa?' be like no, look, like, just google, just google us, like, look. Look, there's proof right there. Look, there's like, there's fanart, there's us kissing, right there, look. Look. Look at it. Look, you need to do the research, visa office. Look at it. Google it. You don't believe us? You think we're faking our marriage just to get in the visa? Well, look. Google. Look, we have a whole, like, ship, like google.. D. NF. Go to images. Yes. Scroll. They're like, covering their eyes, they're like, what! What is all this?! Like yeah! Yeah. You still don't believe us? We can show you--show you a little worse, if you want. He's like, no! Please! Please! Like, alright, fine. Cool. Let us in. Let him in, you better.

Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.