Since The Live Action Ninjago Movie Is Confirmed, Here Are Some Of My Crack Predictions

It's not about the war. But it is about the trauma

J. R. R. Tolkien: no, my books aren't about the war I experienced. It's just a story

J. R. R. Tolkien's works: you cannot go home, war ends entire bloodlines, you are mourning the death of your brother alone, you dug into the earth and permanently scored the land, you cannot explain what you have been through, you cannot go home, "that wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life", leaving the women behind does not save them, the young die first, you cannot go home, the parent will bury their child, you have lost the wives and you will never connect with them again, "how shall any tower withstand such numbers and such reckless hate?", you are not the same, you cannot go home, you can never go home, your father will only side with those he sees as worthy bloodlines and you cannot change his mind, it is more meaningful Not to kill, sometimes your sacrifice accomplishes nothing, you cannot go home

Cass is busy painting her toes. The whole day is blocked off for this, thank you.

Things To Say Instead Of 'Cass Is In Hong Kong'

Cass is stuck in Spirit World

Cass is on a mission with the Birds of Prey!

Cass is doing a food tour of [insert city]. She cannot be reached for 5 business days.

Cass is on an undercover mission with Justice League Elite

Cass is on a globe-trotting adventure with Lady Shiva. She's surely having a great, angst-free time!

Cass is on a secret Batman-ordained mission that he trusts no one else but her with

Cass is doing a food eating contest right now and she's winning

Cass is playing rooftag tag with Steph! Do not interrupt!

Cass is on a Babs-enforced vacation and it is not going well :(

Cass is gone. No one knows where she is. She'll probably be back in a few days

Cass is visiting Bà Bao, Van, Liam, and Tony in their restaurant <3

Cass is helping Dick out in Bludhaven with a mission

Cass is breaking into the ballet academy to watch the dancers

Cass is beating up every gang in Gotham for some mission of her own

That's only a select few! Anyone feel free to add more, and fic writers feel free to use any of these!!

Why is Axel like this?

Recycled tumblr humor

Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.

absolutely haunting google maps point of interest. what do they know? do I want to know? do you?

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

lmao i thought it was smth in the comments or some shit an then i scrolled down and learned that somebody actually bodied a fucker X'3

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

we have an emergency

THEY ESCAPED