Nice, Off By Only 0.1%

Jegulus "hear me out" cake but it's just Regulus putting Fleamont's picture on it over and over again

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

dammit hive

Hey. Take my hand. I feel like if 4chan can afford to keep running since 2009 despite having an unmarketable shitty userbase then whatever may happen to tumblr will not be our fault.

*slams the door open*

Yo please know also that in the chinese cardinal directions, fire and south belong to the Vermillion Bird and ice and the west are of the White Tiger

now i think in canon Kai has a lion symbol but i am Not Alone in associating him with tigers and regardless: large feline predators

so what im saying is: Kai and Zane swapped their animal spirits

I am told by people you know that I also know that you like Kai ninjago, I also like Kai ninjago, we should Kai ninjago together

SLKJFSLDJDF I AGREE WE SHOULD KAI TOGETHER. I LOVE KAI'ING. but yeah I think we're like moots-in-law lol (share a bunch of mutuals).

My version of Kai Ninjago-ing ranges from rewatching clips and referencing transcripts to back up my analysis and/or fanfics to incomprehensible keyboard smashing and a bunch of pictures of him. oh and doodling him at least once per lecture.

BUT YEAH HE IS MY FAVORITE TOPIC!!!! he's such a fascinating character to me, I love just sitting there and putting him under the metaphorical microscope because I genuinely think his arcs and journeys are super interesting.

But I also love talking about all of them!! I LOVE THEM ALL!!! THEY'RE ALL SO IMPORTANT TO ME!!!!!!

we have an emergency

THEY ESCAPED

Bruce Wayne panicking because he walks into a WE board meeting to see a fully suited Red Hood sat at the table spinning around in a wheelie chair and CEO Tim Drake can only shrug and be like 'well he wanted to invest money'

Bruce, frantically pulling Tim aside: he is a CRIMINAL

Tim: so is like 90% of Gotham's elite. nobody else cares.

*both of them peer through the window to see literally nobody else in the meeting acting like a helmeted crime lord amongst them is any way odd. Stacy from accounting offers him a coffee and Red Hood denies politely*

Bruce: i understand him donating money, but why is he at our board meetings!??!

Tim: oh he bought like, over half our stocks. he owns 58% of the company now

Bruce:

Bruce: but thats...

Tim: yeah. more than you. Jason's the majority shareholder now.

Bruce:

Bruce: why did you let him do this

Tim: well you WANTED him to be part of the FAMILY again-

Bruce: SO YOU APPROVED HIM BUYING MY COMPANY?!

Tim:

Tim: shouldnta' benched me from fucking patrol.

Bruce:

Red Hood, knocking on the glass: can y'all wrap it the fuck up? i have other meetings to attend to after this