the best parts of columbo are the bits in each episode where the villains like 5 seconds from snapping at columbo, but they can’t without being suspicious so they just make This Face
I’d be a better spouse than Demetrius ever would on god
this isnt funny. they stick you in a town full of milfs and you cant even fuck them. its sick
I can’t believe Apollo blessed someone with the gift of prophecy and they made a shitpost
for Scarlet and Violet’s gimmick, I would like to propose something called hattenizing. When used in battle, Pokemon gain a special “hattenized” form which is just their regular form but with a sick hat to wear. this changes absolutely nothing and is wholly pointless. I will not be taking questions
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