Listen, If A Bad President Can Come In And Take Away Our Rights And We're Dependent On A Good President

Bye this is so fucking funny

"Who want me " I say as if I'm not extremely picky with who I obsess over

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

"Do you want a boyfriend/girlfriend?" no i want a best friend/roommate/soulmate that I can go on silly adventures with and hang out with and have deep intellectual discussions with and we can be life partners without any of the romance stuff

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

" hmmm i wonder why im always poor "

*spends money whenever i feel upset*

*spends money whenever i feel upset*

*spends money whenever i feel upset*

*spends money whenever i feel upset*

*spends money whe

I can’t take it anymore I can’t take it anymore I can’t take it anymore I can’t take it anymore I can’t take it anymore I can’t take it anymore I can’t take it anymore I can’t take it anymore I csnttakrotanymirs I can’t take it anymore I can’t take it anymore I snt take it anymore I can’t take it snymore (I say as I proceed to take it)