I just found out about something called Gotham steel. It's a kitchen set and my GOD the batman fan in me was like: bruce totally made that for Alfred for fathers day or Alfred's birthday. Bruce one day saw Alfred cleaning his pots and pans and was like "welp now it's time to start making kitchen stuff" and the next day at Wayne Enterprises he stopped like 10 different projects and called a meeting then came in late to the meeting and said "we make kitchen stuff now" then immediately left then came back in and said "make sure the outside is black" an leaves again.
Months later Bruce walks into the kitchen and puts the kitchen stuff on the island and said "happy birthday" gave Alfred a hug and left.
Hereās a headcanon I have for Apollo
When the Olympianās have to have a meeting they all have to talk one after the other and cannot interrupt each other. Zeus has made it a rule.
The reason?
Whenever someone lies Apollo, who is always shining light, stops shining for a little bit.
Zeus ended up finding this out and began using Apollo as a lie detector.
So now the gods make sure to be careful and not get too personal. The best way to keep your secrets is to keep them to yourself.
Artemis learned this from Apollo and told every god because Apollo just wants to go back to riding his chariot while he writes songs and poems.
Everyone tryās to stay out of trouble with Zeus because they donāt want to deal with his anger and Apollo has a book that he puts a tally in for every time he has to be called in to play lie detector and when Summer comes it the amount of tallyās a god gets is the amount of hot days they will get in their region and if itās more days then should be warm then they get doubled up on to other summer days and make them hotter.
They have been doing good for a while at the beginning but over the years it has gotten so bad that summers are now almost always extremely hot.
Itās climate change and Apollo being called into interrogations to play lie detector. ļæ¼
Watching Star Trek.
I didnāt know Apollo knew the force.
He pulled a Darth Vader on Kirk.
Batfam headcanon
The batfam has movie night every Sunday (they actually do it in the afternoon) but it has slowly become a book-based-movies-knowledge-off between Jason and Damian that they pretend is a fight but everyone knows that's just how they bond.
It was fun at the beginning for the rest of the bat family to watch but after a while it got annoying because, while the rest of the family is trying to watch the movie, Damian and Jason are booknerding out.
Jason puts Lord of the rings: the fellowship of the rings (extended addition) on because for the last 3 movie "nights" Cass, Dick, and Bruce have coordinated with each other to watch the 3 Hobbit movies.
Damian: "why are they not mentioning that it is also Frodo's birthday? And why did they make it so that Gandalf and Frodo don't know about the ring, they were in on the prank"
Jason: "Where are the dwarves that Bilbo was traveling with? There were supposed to be dwarves. The guy is 111, he needs them at this point"
Damian: "isn't Legolas supposed to have dark hair, why is he blonde?"
(Tim in the background: " leave Legolas out of this discussion, he's a hot elf that's all that matters")
This goes on for two movie "nights" and the next movie "night" its Duke's turn to pick.
Duke picks Little woman knowing full well that Damian and Jason will not talk during the movie and also because he likes to watch Jason pretend that he's not crying.
Afterwards Jason rereads the little woman book.
(no hate to the LoTR movies or Legolas I freaking love both but I do wish that they made it so Gandalf was in on the prank like in the books so that I could see Bilbo and him laughing at the other Hobbits because that would have been freaking hilarious but I understand why they didn't and love the movies anyway)
Batman x the Barbie movie
But Jason is Barbie in this instance and goes to the real world, gets picked up by DC, and finds out that his death was a poll and a bunch of people called in so that he would die.
I miss you already š
Itās only January and this year already sucks
So I was listening to the song "Little Girls" from "Annie" (2014) and all of a sudden I came to the realization that Mr. D would have a love/hate relationship with the Annie movies (the one from 2014 and 1982).
As a joke Percy convicted everyone at camp to buy Annie (1982) DVDs to mess with Mr. D and it has been going for the longest time that Mr. D just gave in so that the campers can't bother him with it anymore.
And it worked until 2014 rolled around and once it came out on DVD the tournament began once more.
(mr. D won't admit that he loves the song Little Girls from Annie but he feels like he is 2014 Miss Hannigan but the campers think that he is 1982 miss Hannigan but he's a good mix of both leaning more towards 1982)
I finished both fallout and arcane within a 4 days of each other and I donāt think I shouldāve done that in such a short span of time because my mental heath took a blow from both.
I was already having a hard time with the end of Arcane and then I just had to subject myself to Fallout (which was amazing) and I at least had someone to talk to about arcane but I donāt have anyone to talk to about fallout and I donāt know what to do.
But I got to know two amazing, beautiful sweet, deranged women along the way so it was worth it I have to say.
Still traumatized though lol.
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One thing that I think is very frustrating and annoying and hurts my feelings is when people disregard my cleaning. I clean a different way compared to my family. Iām a mess before clean kind of cleaner and itās especially horrible when people tell me that Iām just making a mess. I pull out my things and sort them and go section by section. I need to see everything so I know where Iām putting it. I also happen to have ADD and get distracted especially easy. And being told that my room is a disaster while I am working on it brings my motivation to continue working on it to 0. Just leave me alone to do my thing. Donāt mention my rooms current look. If you donāt like it, donāt look at it. If you want it done faster then donāt bring it up or Iāll go slower not because Iām trying to be petty but because you mentioning it has made it less enjoyable and relaxing for me and so Iāll get overwhelmed because I think I have a time limit and freeze up and avoid it.
For months. ļæ¼
If you want me to get it done, just leave me alone.ļæ¼
I was talking with a few friends and I was showing my āhear me outā list that isnāt actually a hear me out list (itās more of a I would love to give you a hug and a cookie and listen to you talk about your problems for hours list) and as I was explaining that I wouldnāt really like to be with these people in any way but friendly, a teacher ended up overhearing the conversation and proceeded to tell me that I have a savior complex.
After taking some time to really think about it and analyze myself,ļæ¼
Iām sad to report that I have a savior complex.