Just Curious

Hey fellas I have a question. I want to start writing a diary by using the stardate as a record, but how do I even count them, I googled them but I have no idea how to swiftly get the exact time.

I know Vulcan hearts are on their side so the liver area. Does that mean like traditional slow dancing, you could just FEEL their heart racing? Your hand would be right over where it is.

I'm imagining Bones having to teach Spock traditional human slow dancing for a big event coming up. Kirk put him up to it because he thought it was funny. The two have a horrible start of it since Spock doesn't see the point and he's fussing, but McCoy manages to talk him into it and through the first few steps.

Eventually after they practice the moves separately they have to actually dance together, and he takes the lead to guide Spock the first few times. He places his hand on Spock's side and immediately notices his heart rate is through the roof. They've only just begun so it can't be from exertion.

Bones: "Spock? You alright?"

Spock: "I am quite alright Doctor."

Bones: "I know Vulcan's heart rates are unusually fast but..."

Spock: "I aM FIne... Doctor."

Spock's voice cracks slightly as his face grows a little green.

LEONARD NIMOY (Vladeck) and WILLIAM SHATNER (Michael Donfield) appearing together for the first time in The Man from U.N.C.L.E. episode "The Project Strigas Affair" (1964), directed by Joseph Sargent

if i had a nickel for every time a gay show gave me a gay kiss before ruining my gay life…

id have two nickels. which isn’t alot but its FUCKING DEVASTATING THAT ITS HAPPENED TWICE

The fact of the matter is, both Zachary Quinto and Ethan Peck are objectively attractive men but they look stupid as fuck in Spock hair & makeup, while Leonard Nimoy somehow becomes even hotter with pointed ears and a bowl cut. This is the universe's way of telling us only Nimoy is the true Spock vessel

im right and i will say it

william shatner is kind of like a sith lord because he was born with the divine and incredible power of being incredibly cunty yet he only uses it for evil (being annoying on twitter and going to space for no reason) like we know he has astronomical levels of pure cunt coursing through his veins (we’ve all seen kirk)imagine if it was used for good.

In another, better world i know the Shatster is fulfilling his true destiny of being a guest judge on drag race 

Jim: are you sure this is where the distress signal came from, Spock?

Spock: yes, Captain. the message said they were dealing with a creature called the Unknown

Here's your dose of "The one with the Whales" ✨

Edited by yours truly.

*reference -＞Princess Mononoke

Personally, I believe this is very suitable…