Hey Fellas I Have A Question. I Want To Start Writing A Diary By Using The Stardate As A Record, But

on september 15, 1967, spock and kirk gave birth to a beautiful baby girl named slash fanfiction

pretending you dont know what a black hole is so you have your first lieutenant’s full attention

from this star trek without context 

Two sign memes in one day! Wow!

william shatner is kind of like a sith lord because he was born with the divine and incredible power of being incredibly cunty yet he only uses it for evil (being annoying on twitter and going to space for no reason) like we know he has astronomical levels of pure cunt coursing through his veins (we’ve all seen kirk)imagine if it was used for good.

In another, better world i know the Shatster is fulfilling his true destiny of being a guest judge on drag race 

The different Spocks getting their nails painted by Jim (:

I am not meant for casual. I was born for soul crushing devotion.

star trek season 1 review so far

ep 1: salt creature just wanted some salt bro wtf

ep 2: captain kirk absolutely fails @ parenting overpowered autism teen

ep 3: coolest eye effect i’ve ever seen. vaguely adam & eve reminiscent of adam sucked and eve was pretty chill in the end

ep 4: spock is so so sad & kirk is just horny for the enterprise! george takei had So Much Fun im jealous

Sometimes I remember there are people out there who enjoy Venom and are not gay and/or Monsterfuckers

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