The Signs + Fantasy Elements

the signs as different smells

aries: burning butter

taurus: pineapples

gemini: fruit loops

cancer: rain

leo: coffee

virgo: salty ocean breeze

libra: fresh laundry

scorpio: hot soup

sagittarius: orange juice

capricorn: sunblock

aquarius: lavender

pisces: jasmine

Aries ~ Goddess of Dawn, Illumination and Awakening Taurus ~ Goddess of Earth Gemini ~ Goddess of Learning Cancer ~ Goddess of Lunar Mysteries Leo ~ Goddess of Sacred Love Virgo ~ Goddess of Healing and Curatives Libra ~ Goddess of Divine Feminine Power Scorpio ~ Goddess of the Dead Sagittarius ~ Goddess of Prophecy and Mythology Capricorn ~ Goddess of Divine Law and Order Aquarius ~ Goddess of the Cosmos and Astrology Pisces ~ Goddess of the Night

-C.

[art: Vaughn Pinpin]

The end of the world

Virgo: FUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK THE WORLD IS ENDING SHIT WHAT DO WE DO AAAAAHHHHH IS EVERYONE OKAY? ANYONE HURT? OMG AQUARIUS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NEAR THAT CLIFF?! COME HERE NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

Aquarius: *falls on his knees* The day has come. I'm going home. At long last I'm going home! Oh alien friends, I can't thank you enough for this! The world is ending!! IT'S FINALLY ENDING!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

Virgo:

Virgo: Okay fuck him, everyone let's go find a shelter.

The Signs Realizing They Love Someone

Aries: Gets excited; immediately says it; is the sweetest person ever and really passionate lover; realizes they don’t anymore over time; repeats

Taurus: Puts their guard up; eventually cracks and tells the person; claims possession of the person

Gemini: Gets excited about it, but is really anxious; becomes a completely different person; constantly falls in and out of love though

Cancer: Questions it; gets scared; realizes they really do love the person; takes their time saying it, but once they do, they say it every chance they get; does anything for that person

Leo: Throws their heart on a platter; shares their limelight; busts their ass out of generosity and love

Virgo: Is completely taken aback; tries not to let the person know for as long as possible; stays in denial for awhile; completely takes care of their partner and becomes a crazy stalker

Libra: Gets bubbly and excited; changes their ways and tries to cut off all their hoes; might slip up here and there but genuinely tries to be with their partner 24/7

Scorpio: Doesn’t trust it; over time lets their walls come down but still is a mystery; becomes super possessive but also romantic af

Sagittarius: Sees it as a challenge; tries to explore this new feeling they have; actually can become very loyal and romantic

Capricorn: Weighs the pros and cons; if they like the pros, they tell the person; tries to be more open and loving

Aquarius: “Oh shit. I’m in love? Damn. I’m in love. Love…What’s love anyway? I don’t know, but I think I really like this one.”

Pisces: Throws themself into the relationship; becomes very trusting and lovey dovey; makes themself always available for their lover

The gripping sequel. The holding sequel. The squeezing sequel. Sequel, get off me.

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The Signs as the 12 Olympians

Aries: Hephaestus

Taurus: Demeter

Gemini: Hermes

Cancer: Hera

Leo: Zeus

Virgo: Athena

Libra: Aphrodite

Scorpio: Ares

Sagittarius: Apollo

Capricorn: Artemis

Aquarius: Dionysus

Pisces: Poseidon

The Signs as Mermaids

Aries:Born in an underwater volcano, their scales are made of freshly formed stone, their heated bodies glowing a brilliant red and orange. The fastest swimmers, and some say the oldest lineage of mer. They have no natural enemy, as nothing can bare the heat of its touch. When too many gather in one place, the water may boil and kill any living creature too close. Taurus:Guardians of the strait, their bodies decorated with tribal tattoos and scars. Some bare spears and brilliant gold armor, others wielding nets and dawning decorative gems and shells. The strongest of the mer, no man has ever passed their lands to learn their secrets. Gemini:When the sky over the sea turns black and the storms take ships by surprise, these mer rise. The tricksters and shapeshifters, they thrive in the chaos. They board the confused ship, throwing over and assuming the forms of shipmates. From there they slowly overthrow from the inside, until they can crash the ship itself into to sea for the mer to reap their rewards. Cancer:The rarest and most beautiful of the mer. Hiding in springs and rivers nestled deep in the mountains, they live their lives as one with nature. They teach the birds their songs, and bring fish for the bear and deer. They help the beavers build their dams and show lost turtles the way. On the full moon they must hide, for man seeks them for their own selfish gain. Leo:These mer are known for their hunting prowess. Living in saltwater and decorated in bright vivid greens, blues and purples, they dominate entire lagoons and coasts. When they are full from the hunt, they lay their bodies out on the rocks and bathe in the sun. By nightfall, they are glowing and can light up the murkiest parts of the water to find their prey. Virgo:In unsuspecting ponds across the world, a fisherman may meet his brutal end at the hands of these mer. Rich brown, thin and boney, their bodies are perfect creating elaborate underground tunnels and rooms. They eat their prey, and take their treasures back to their secret lairs. Here they trade and barter with one another in one large room. Lore says this is the world’s oldest market place. Their unspoken diplomacy is unexplained. Libra:Living by a tall sharp cliff nested full of harpies, these mer have developed a symbiotic relationship. Storms bring ships off the sea, where the harpies kill the crews leaving the ships to crash into the rocks and sinking. These mer seize this chance and collect every jewel and gold they can find. They construct elaborate jewelry, crowns, spears, and more. Once a year they gift beautiful pendants to their partners in the sky. Scorpio:Baring a striking resemblance to a shark with long pointed fins and sharp sandpaper like skin, this mer lurks in dark lagoons and swamps. They have a reputation as ‘evil’ and were once almost hunted into extinction. Ever since they have lived solitary lives in the waters man dare not tread. In all reality, they are herbivores, and pose no threat to man or beast. Contrary, they will do anything they can to save a lost or wounded soul. Sagittarius:Every year thousands of humans gather to watch the mass migration of mer up the rivers of South America. Their scales are a radiant Grey that reflects the rainbow in the light. The light show that they create as they jump hundreds of feet to scale waterfalls is an equal match to the aurora borialis. Once they reach their goal, they find their mates for the first time, hand in hand one week later they dive off the falls back into the sea. Capricorn:Deep in a trench lies a civilization of the most technologically advanced mer to ever live. While man was discovering fire, they were cresting technology to leave the ocean and fly through the skies in water filled disc ships. They have no need to leave, they as a race have reached a point of enlightenment. Fitting for their gold scales and glowing white eyes. Sightings of these mer are often equated with meeting a God. Aquarius:Sewer mer are the most unique of the species. They have no eyes, instead they navigate with echo location making clicking noises. Their skin can blend into its surroundings, so they can catch humans unsuspectingly passing by. As evolution has taken its course, they have gained an immunity to disease, poison, and a skin impenetrable by most mortal means. They will not always live in the dark and dank, the future will be theirs, and man will fall to their power. All in due time. Pisces:The most well known mer are the oasis born. Why? Long ago, a prince found himself lost in the desert, he and his two men pulling a giant box of gold. With their mortality in front of them, an oasis appeared on the horizon as if a gift from the heavens. Perched on a rock in the very center, braiding her hair and humming to herself sat the most beautiful half woman half fish. This was the first time one of his people had seen any mer. He asked her to come back with him, pouring all his gold into the oasis and filling it with water so she could make the journey home with her guidance. She agreed. He died the first night they were wed, and so did his father both of a mysterious disease. She ruled the land with a fair but iron fist for 146 years until she once day dissappeared, some say to return to her gold filled oasis.

The signs as emotions you feel but don't know the word for

Aries: Hanker Sore - Finding a person so attractive it actually kinda pisses you off Taurus: Pâro - The feeling that no matter what you do it’s always wrong Gemini: Adronitis - Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone Cancer: Anemoia - Nostalgia from a time you’ve never known Leo: Catroptric Tristesse - The sadness that you’ll never really know what other people think of you, whether good, bad or if at all Virgo: Monachopsis - The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place Libra: Heartworm - A relationship or friendship you can’t get out of your head, which you thought had faded long ago but is somehow still alive and unfinished Scorpio: Ambedo - A kind of melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details Sagittarius: Fata Organa - A flash of real emotion in someone sitting across the room, someone’s eyes glinting with vulnerability or cosmic boredom Capricorn: Mauerbauertraurigkeit - The unexplainable urge to push people away, even close friends or people who you really like Aquarius: Mal de Coucou - A phenomenon in which you have an active social life but very few close friends Pisces: Liberosis - The desire to care less about things

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THE SIGNS AS DRAGONS

Aries: Black dragon that is obsessed with death and destruction, quick to anger. Active mostly at night, has poison breath and usually lives in swamp areas. Has slimy scales and appears skeletal and corpse like. A sign of death and appears when a sick person is about to pass.

Taurus: Pale yellow dragon. Herbivore, but will not hesitate to kill an evil human. They are the primary protector of women and children. Can be the size of a Golden Retriever, are useful in the household and are peaceful. Breathes a universal medicine that smells like lemons and loves people and shiny objects.

Gemini: Green forest dragon. Highly intelligent dragon, can communicate with humans. Similar to the snake in Garden of Eden, it is cunning and malevolent. Breathes chlorine gas and has horns atop his head to be able to disguise themselves.

Cancer: Silver dragon. The most sensitive dragon and the savior of the wounded, homeless, and helpless. They have mercury blood and breath, making it poisonous to inhale and touch, but their scales are often used in healing creams that they create.

Leo: Holographic dragon that is blinding to the eye, this is their primary defensive trait. They spend lots of time luxuriating on their own and live with a few others of their kind. Known for attacking other dragons and has arsenic laced breath.

Virgo: White snow dragon. Intelligent but hermit dragon, very afraid of human. Has frostbite breath. Blends in with snow and preys on larger mammals and lone humans. Dislikes include sunlight. Their scales are water repellant.

Libra: Bronze dragons. Obsessed with humans and their culture. Lives close to the ocean and has extremely hot, lava like breath. Known for killing tyrants and criminals, similar to the Blue Dragon. Has a human-like sense of good and evil.

Scorpio: Purple exotic dragon. First bred in Asia, these dragons are the most mysterious. Scales regularly shed and are used in making perfumes and sex oils. Breathes a sedative gas to knock out people, then torture and eat them. They are beautiful, but if you see them, you will be dead very soon.

Sagittarius: Gold dragons. Lives in villages and is a defender of the common good. Has been known to eat criminals or bad town leaders. Sometimes leaves villages to go on quests to help others. Has catfish whiskers and each of their scales is worth millions of dollars. Breathes blue fire.

Capricorn: Red dragon that guards jewelry, gold, and other precious gems. Carnivorous and has a forked, long tongue like a snake. Found by volcanoes and medieval castles. Villages sacrifice young virgins to them. Breathes fire. Can be ridden into battle by someone worthy.

Aquarius: Blue desert dragon. Tends to attack humans that are greedy, vain, or have committed a heinous crime. Causes sandstorms by flapping their enormous wings. Breathes fire and dust particles. Although it lives in the desert, it spends its time admiring its reflection at an oasis.

Pisces: Water, shapeshifting dragon. Can be as long as 100 meters, or as small as a nurse shark as needed. Spends lots of time lurking on the ocean floor and admiring the way the water catches the sunlight. Breathes boiling water and scales are freezing to the touch. Peaceful, eats mostly krill. Responsible for the foam that is often found on shorelines.