THE SIGNS AS DRAGONS

The Signs Crying

Aries: A sudden downpour of tears. Usually doesn't last that long, but it's intense.

Taurus: Stand defiant and strong, even if tears are rushing down thier face.

Gemini: Sob and like to be hugged and petted so they don't feel so alone.

Cancer: Cry where they can't be seen.

Leo: Cry so hard that they cant breathe.

Virgo: They try to wipe their eyes really fast and pretend it's not happening but the tears get faster and faster.

Libra: They ugly cry but they look pretty anyway.

Scorpio: literally crumble inside as they cover their faces and act like they're tired and tell people to go away.

Sagittarius: don't realize they're crying until they notice that their vision is blurry.

Capricorn: they never cry but when they do it's a hurricane of sad.

Aquarius: Talk about why they're sad until they choke on tears and just sob.

Pisces: They cry when they're around other people, they're the type that fall into someone's arms sobbing.

earthling v alien

earthling: libra, leo, aries, capricorn, cancer, scorpio, gemini

alien: aquarius, pisces, sagittarius, taurus, virgo

Sex, Drugs & Rock'n'Roll

Sex: Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio

Drugs: Gemini, Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces

Rock & Roll: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius

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Who cooks: Sam prefers to but they alternate

Who does the laundry and other chores: Both

How many children do they have: Two

Who’s more dominate: Sam

Favorite nonsexual activity: Picnics

Their favourite place to be together: Home

Any traditions: Every Christmas they go all out, Sam decorating the house to the extreme with Amy complaining about having to take it down later, but secretly loving every moment of it. Then they have proper big family dinners, inviting Dean, Castiel and the Doctor along.

Their “song”: Copacabana by Barry Manilow, the song that was playing when Sam proposed.

What they do for each other on holidays: Say they won’t give each other presents but then both of them still get each other presents.

Where did they go for their honeymoon: France

Where did they first meet: Amy was in America for a break and got caught up in one of Sam and Dean’s hunts. Then she asked him out and a year later in the middle of a hunt decided to get married and had Castiel do the wedding authorising thingy.

Any pets: A dog, though Amy was reluctant at first

What do they fight over: Sam’s hair.

Do they go on vacations, if so where: Anywhere really. They’ll get the Doctor to pick them up, specifying somewhere safe even though they know it rarely ends up being that way.

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THE SIGNS AS GHOSTS

Aries: *scares the fuck out of a family*

Taurus: *possesses objects and shit*

Gemini: *acts like a guardian angel but in reality wants to possess someone*

Cancer: *weeping loudly 24/7*

Leo: *constantly contacting people through Ouija boards*

Virgo: *tries to act like they're still alive*

Libra: *walks through walls to amuse themselves*

Scorpio: *tricks child into releasing a demon*

Sagittarius: *constantly knocking over shit because they think they can walk through everything*

Capricorn: *haunts their ex's and enemies*

Aquarius: *hides in attics and makes loud af noises*

Pisces: *jump scares everyone*

Mercury Signs

Mercury represents how you think, communicate and your intellectual abilities.

Aries: quick-thinking, spontaneous, frank, witty, headstrong, restless

Taurus: patient, thoughtful, practical, deliberate, narrow-minded, one-track mind

Gemini: articulate, witty, versatile, unbiased, flippant, gossiper

Cancer: diplomatic, reliable, tenacious, intuitive, irrational, capricious

Leo: creative, articulate, confident, leader, overbearing, conceited

Virgo: unbiased, analytical, logical, meticulous, remote, clinical

Libra: charming, diplomatic, communicative, social, insincere, indecisive

Scorpio: perceptive, intuitive, insightful, quick-thinking, harsh, intrusive

Sagittarius: sincere, open-minded, clever, cultured, irreverent, grandiose

Capricorn: methodical, grounded, reliable, discriminating, unimaginative, devious

Aquarius: inventive, objective, progressive, social, clinical, unrealistic

Pisces: imaginative, intuitive, philosophical, receptive, evasive, gullible

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THE SIGNS AS CAVEMEN

Aries: Me Tarzan. Probably first to try to kill a wooly mammoth. Or ride a T-rex into battle.

Taurus: Sat around giving orders. Would try to ration food for others, but would ultimately eat the most themselves.

Gemini: First to invent language, develop a writing system.

Cancer: Momma of the tribe. Overprotective, and a matriarch.

Leo: Would skin cheetahs and other large animals to wear at all times. Leader of the pack.

Virgo: Would observe the world around them and attempt to take note of it. Probably first person to chart the stars.

Libra: Came up with a judicial system and language system with Gemini.

Scorpio: Most violent hunter, even as a female.

Sagittarius: Speaks in grunts, probably first person ever to have ADHD.

Capricorn: Would plot hunting strategies.

Aquarius: Resident cave artist.

Pisces: First person to discover fire, and incidentally, first person to get struck by lightning or eaten by a large animal.