Zodiac Signs As These Cats (gif) Part 3

The Signs in Class

Doodling: Cancer, Gemini, Scorpio

Actually paying attention: Taurus, Virgo, Sagittarius

Doing homework that is due next period: Aries, Capricorn, Leo

Sleeping: Pisces, Libra, Aquarius

The signs as weird things I've seen on google

Aries: I think I just had a poop child. I legit think I lost 4 kilos.

Taurus: Are there people who are sexually attracted to Pokémon?

Gemini: I hate it when I'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas at me.

Cancer: I just went outside and heard someone boo. Update: it was my wife.

Leo: NEVER PUT A SOCK IN A TOASTER.

Virgo: Can Jesus microwave a burrito?

Libra: What are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for my fruit salad.

Scorpio: I like to tape my thumbs together and pretend I'm a dinosaur- what did you expect? Some freaky bondage? Nah my mum doesn't approve of that soz.

Capricorn: What do I do if a ginger kid bites me?

Sagittarius: What would a chair look like if your knees were bend the other way?

Aquarius: Why can't I own a dwarf Chinese person?

Pisces: Sometimes when I'm alone I pretend I'm a carrot.

Aries ~ Goddess of Dawn, Illumination and Awakening Taurus ~ Goddess of Earth Gemini ~ Goddess of Learning Cancer ~ Goddess of Lunar Mysteries Leo ~ Goddess of Sacred Love Virgo ~ Goddess of Healing and Curatives Libra ~ Goddess of Divine Feminine Power Scorpio ~ Goddess of the Dead Sagittarius ~ Goddess of Prophecy and Mythology Capricorn ~ Goddess of Divine Law and Order Aquarius ~ Goddess of the Cosmos and Astrology Pisces ~ Goddess of the Night

-C.

[art: Vaughn Pinpin]

The signs dancing

Aries: Twerk it Taurus: soft groovin’ Gemini: how bout no Cancer: white dad at a barbecue Leo: they think they’re great… Ssh Virgo: nah Libra: grinding on everything Scorpio: My eyes are burning Sagittarius: stripper who’s rent is due tomorrow Capricorn: no Aquarius: looks like they’re being electrocuted Pisces: they think they can twerk

THE SIGNS AS CAVEMEN

Aries: Me Tarzan. Probably first to try to kill a wooly mammoth. Or ride a T-rex into battle.

Taurus: Sat around giving orders. Would try to ration food for others, but would ultimately eat the most themselves.

Gemini: First to invent language, develop a writing system.

Cancer: Momma of the tribe. Overprotective, and a matriarch.

Leo: Would skin cheetahs and other large animals to wear at all times. Leader of the pack.

Virgo: Would observe the world around them and attempt to take note of it. Probably first person to chart the stars.

Libra: Came up with a judicial system and language system with Gemini.

Scorpio: Most violent hunter, even as a female.

Sagittarius: Speaks in grunts, probably first person ever to have ADHD.

Capricorn: Would plot hunting strategies.

Aquarius: Resident cave artist.

Pisces: First person to discover fire, and incidentally, first person to get struck by lightning or eaten by a large animal.

type of humor

aries: deadpan

taurus: knock knock jokes

gemini: self-deprecating

cancer: juvenile 

leo: hyberbolic

virgo: morbid

libra: highbrow

scorpio: sarcasm 

sagittarius: puns

capricorn: memes

aquarius: stand-up

pisces: situational irony

Rising Sign/Ascendant Describtions

In this post, I will try my best to be as precise & informative as possible. This actually works if at least ¾ of the description fits a person. Try this out! 

ARIES RISING:

Behaviour: activity, initiative, striving forward; a confident, dynamic even aggressive look, but sometimes a quite naive one

Physical Characteristics: diamond shaped face; rather wavy, chestnut brown hair; big eyes with bushy arched brows; usually a straight but droopy nose; thin or medium lips; small chin; very athletic; men often have granular skin on their face; blush; scars or marks on the head. 

Celebrities with Aries Rising: Rihanna, Shakira, John Lennon, Heath Ledger, Che Guevara, Penélope Cruz, Kendall Jenner, Morgan Freeman, Bill Cosby

TAURUS RISING: 

Behaviour: serenity, good manners, charm; a soft, friendly look

Physical Characteristics: square shaped face; thick, straight, rather dark hair; natural, gradual eyebrows, big beautiful eyes with long lashes; full lips; often an upturned button nose; a short and thick neck, hunched shoulders; tendency to corpulence; women usually have large breasts and hips. 

Celebrities with Taurus Rising: Martin Luther King, Lana Del Rey, Mariah Carey, Halle Berry, David Beckham, Dave Gahan, Taylor Lautner, Zinedine Zidane, Snoop Dogg, Michael Schumacher, Cate Blanchett, Serena Williams

GEMINI RISING:

Behaviour: restlessness, multitasking; fast and permanent movements; countless contact with people, enthusiastic, charming, sociable with strangers,

Physical Characteristics: Oval face; thinning, sparse hair; rather small, close-set, squinty eyes, thin eyebrows; a direct, open, interested look; a straight middle long nose; slim & thin, rather short; usually look younger than they actually are

Celebrities with Gemini Rising: Lady GaGa, Amy Winehouse, Kristen Stewart, Sandra Bullock, Mick Jagger, Ashton Kutcher, Michelle Pfeiffer, Charlie Sheen, Matthew McConaughey, Ricky Martin, Tim Burton, LeBron James, Julianne Moore, Jackie Chan, Ben Stiller, Amy Adams

CANCER RISING:

Behaviour: quite talkative when it comes to someone’s problems, moodiness, somnolence, stubbornness, sensitivity, compassion; slow moves

Physical Characteristics: round face but cheekbones, quite pale; big, watery eyes, a naive, confused look; a small, upturned or even snub nose; a quite weak chin; full lips; often plump, small hands and feet, for women: rather big, well-formed breasts

Celebrities with Cancer Rising: Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts, Bill Gates, Kanye West, Juliette Binoche, Robert Pattinson, Ben Affleck, Robert De Niro, Mel Gibson, Tyra Banks, Mila Jovovich, Cindy Crawford, Romy Schneider, Michael Jordan, John Travolta, William Shakespeare, George Michael, Liv Tyler, Gary Oldman, Michael Phelps, Amy Lee

LEO RISING:

Behaviour:  brightness, cheerfulness, confidence; high self-esteem; expressive manners

Physical Characteristics: mane of hair, usually ginger, auburn copper, if dark: premature greying, for men: premature alopecia; big, a little slanting, beautiful eyes, a friendly, playful look; Roman or Grecian Nose; massive upper body, muscular, broad shoulders but thin legs, large bones; confident, proud port

Celebrities with Leo Rising: Marilyn Monroe, Johnny Depp, Justin Timberlake, Selena Gomez, Al Pacino, Freddie Mercury, Celine Dion, Chris Brown, Robbie Williams, Jessica Alba, Meryl Streep, Drake, Pablo Picasso, Jack Nicholson, Will Smith, Marilyn Manson, George W. Bush, Katie Holmes, Kylie Minogue, Heidi Klum, Tina Turner, Jake Gyllenhaal, Robery Downey Jr, Adam Levine, Kate Moss, Muhammad Ali, Emma Stone, Sting, Eva Green

VIRGO RISING:

Behaviour: measured moves; a soft, melodic voice; cleanliness, discipline; classic dressing style

Physical Characteristics: large oval face, pale skin, especially unremarkable lineament, since all the features are proportional; rather hooded eyes; full lips; often small birthmarks around the nose/lips

Celebrities with Virgo Rising: Madonna, Nicolas Sarkozy, Keanu Reeves, Kurt Cobain, Sharon Stone, Uma Thurman, Steve Jobs, Emma Watson, Jay-Z, Bruce Willis, Charlize Theron, Tom Hanks, Nicole Scherzinger, Audrey Tautou, Roger Federer, Ryan Reynolds, Woody Allen, Chris Martin, Hugh Grant, Winston Churchill, Patrick Swayze, Kevin Costner, Leonard Cohen, Tiger Woods

LIBRA RISING:

Behaviour: grace and beauty, dislike fraternising, prefer to stay distant,  diplomatic flair and perfectly able to engage the public; tact and delicacy, softness; elegance, dressed neatly

Physical Characteristics: a heart-shaped face, beautiful almond eyes but a cold and distant look; a smile that might seem forced, usually ash/honey brown hair; a slim button nose, dimples; a weak chest, narrow shoulders.

Celebrities with Libra Rising: Leonardo DiCaprio, Beyoncé, Jennifer Aniston, John F. Kennedy, Catherine - Duchess of Cambridge, Bill Clinton, Alain Delon, Jared Leto, Kate Winslet, Benedict Cumberbatch, George Harrison, Harrison Ford, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Frank Sinatra, Yoko Ono

SCORPIO RISING:

Behaviour: personal magnetism, attractiveness, excessive seriousness, deep, raucous voice; unemotional, cold

Physical Characteristics: diamond shaped face, usually a dark, curly hair; close thick brows; rather small, squinty eyes, sneak-like, icy, piercing look; long, hooked nose; thin lips; big chin; men usually have a beard and longer hair; athletic body

Celebrities with Scorpio Rising: Nicole Kidman, Hillary Clinton, Katy Perry, Natalie Portman, Vladimir Putin, Justin Bieber, Tom Cruise, Napoleon I, Prince, Vanessa Paradis,  Charlie Chaplin, Robin Williams, Bjork, Jim Carrey, Sigmund Freud, Clint Eastwood, Edward Norton, Rafael Nadal, James Franco, Ludwig van Beethoven, Enrique Iglesias, Eva Longoria, Mike Tyson, Rachel McAdams, Michael Douglas, Margaret Thatcher, Claudia Schiffer, Vin Diesel, Lewis Hamilton, Jimmy Page

SAGITTARIUS RISING:

Behaviour: Optimism, sense of humour, kindness, enjoy their authority

Physical Characteristics : long, square-shaped face, high forehead (early alopecia for men); thick, bushy eyebrows; a confident, almost arrogant look; very tall, often plump; large, bony hands

Celebrities with Sagittarius Rising: Brad Pitt, Jodie Foster, Scarlett Johansson,  Diana - Princess of Wales, Elvis Presley, Kim Kardashian, Eminem, Brigitte Bardot, Leonardo DaVinci, Oprah Winfrey, Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lawrence, Bruce Lee, Marlon Brando, Elizabeth Taylor, Jimi Hendrix, Jude Law, Bob Marley, Mila Kunis, Nelson Mandela, Sylvester Stallone, Ellen DeGeneres, Alicia Keys, Angela Merkel, Bob Dylan, Bradley Cooper, Nicolas Cage, Winona Ryder, Coco Chanel, Michael Fassbender, Elton John

CAPRICORN RISING:

Behaviour: grouchiness, seriousness, overconcern; usually look older while they’re young and extremely young at older age; calm and restrained

Physical Characteristics: very sharp-cut features, many wrinkles; short stature; big, dark, deep-set eyes, thick but short eyebrows; high forehead, a long nose, a sharp chin; the look is direct and stubborn; earth colours: tanned skin tone, dark hair; thick bones

Celebrities with Capricorn Rising: Monica Belucci, Taylor Swift, Megan Fox, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ariana Grande, Giselle Bundchen, Gwen Stefani, Sean Connery,  Prince Harry of Wales, Bono, Zac Efron, Naomi Campbell, Kylie Jenner, Sophie Loren, Zooey Deschanel, Novak Djokovic, Anthony Hopkins, Lenny Kravitz,  Lorde, Carrie Fisher, Chuck Norris

AQUARIUS RISING:

Behaviour: friendly, open to new ideas, but intolerant of other people’s shortcomings and overly sarcastic; look & dress very unusually, like to play the clown; eccentricity and freedom in every movement; ever-young; provocative, but confused & innocent at the same time

Physical Characteristics: excessive growth, very thin; squinty, upturned, darting, blurred eyes; long fingers; thin lips

Celebrities with Aquarius Rising: Barack Obama, Cristina Aquilera, David Bowie, Jim Morrison, Russell Crowe, Nicki Minaj, Orlando Bloom, Audrey Hepburn, Adele, Matt Damon, J.K. Rowling, Abraham Lincoln, Lionel Messi, Ian Somerhalder,  Janis Joplin, Ayrton Senna, Oscar Pistorius, Yves Saint-Laurant, Whoopi Goldberg

PISCES RISING:

Behaviour: daydreaming, shows good towards others; mystic, self-oriented and tired look, kind but a little shy

Physical Characteristics : a round face; thick, shiny, dark hair; long straight nose; bright almond, extremely beautiful eyes; pale and with eye circles; small hands and feet

Celebrities with Pisces Rising: Michael Jackson, Demi Moore, George Clooney, Ryan Gosling, Whitney Houston, Paul McCartney, Zayn Malik, Gwyneth Paltrow, Adriana Lima, Demi Lovato, Antonio Banderas, Vanessa Hudgens, Johnny Cash, Kaley Cuoco, Andrew Garfield, Ellen Pompeo

Prophecies for the Signs

ARIES: skinned knees and second chances// determination like a blade between your teeth// the summer sun; a sea of grass// the truth coming to be in groups of three

TAURUS: an upwards slope; a shedding of skin// success dangling like a medallion around your neck// the color blue// wistfulness welling up in you like a tsunami// every choice a precipice

GEMINI: selfishness or self-preservation?// your future a flash of headlights, a car veering onto your part of the sidewalk// a red string looped around your pinkie finger// the sun splitting the clouds in two

CANCER: heavy is the head that wears the crown// homesickness for someplace you haven’t been yet// a deep breath in; a straightening of your shoulders// a string of small victories// changes and compromise

LEO: a murder of crows// brown eyes// a fork in the road// an ache for something you thought you’d forgotten// holding a rose in your hand and letting it decay with indecision

VIRGO: metamorphosis// regret tucked under your tongue// a splash of watercolour// the importance of family// the slow chime of the clock, and the realization of lost time

LIBRA: isolation creeping over you like a shadow// each decision heavy in your hands// a horizon bleeding red into the sea// the promise of a better tomorrow, if you’re determined to make tomorrow a better day than today

SCORPIO: disappointment like a wasp’s sting//  silk against sun-burnt skin// warm hands sliding up the slope of your arms// suspicion sinking you six feet under

SAGITTARIUS: self-loathing and self-reflection// hope tucked into your back pocket// a bout of determination// the night air knife-sharp in your throat 

CAPRICORN: the hand pulling you out of the water is yours// trust like a sword between your shaking fingers// a reward when you least expect it// and to hold onto anger for too long is to guarantee a burn 

AQUARIUS: life is a series of falling down, only to pick yourself back up again// wishing wells and north stars// shining a light on loneliness; watching it dissipate// success and self-worth

PISCES: choices and consequences// glitter streaked across your skin like scales// true friends making themselves clear// always two steps forwards, one step back

things the signs do when they're home alone

aries: sings at the top of their lungs into a hairbrush

taurus: just chills w/ a blanket and a good movie

gemini: invites the squad over for a party

cancer: bakes ALL THE THINGS

leo: wears a blanket around the house like a cape

virgo: organizes/cleans up everything with no interferences

libra: tries out makeup tutorials and tries on outfits

scorpio: summons satan probably

sagittarius: makes a big blanket fort

capricorn: gets work done in peace

aquarius: digs out a telescope and tries to communicate with aliens

pisces: travels to another dimension for a few hours

Zodiac Masterlist

 Signs as SPN Soulmates

Signs as SPN Weapons

Signs as SPN Characters

Signs as SPN Seasons

Signs as SPN Actors

Signs as Cas/Dean

Signs As SPN Quotes

Signs as Types of Deans

Signs as SPN Gifs

Signs as Destiel Gifs

Signs as SPN Halloween Gifs

Signs as Supernatural Creatures

Signs as SPN Christmas Gifs

Signs as Types of Hunters